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An Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian
entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said
"Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775"
Very good!"
Who said
"Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper:
"Fuck the Indians,"
"Who said that?"
she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said,
"I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks
"All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yells,
"Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher ,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're fucked!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007."
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8/27/10
Losana Tuilewa Davui
Bula Oz isa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,long time ,,,well just dropped bywase tu mada ga yani so na ate,,,,,,,,,mai nz,,,,,,,,,,thank for the addy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,u have an ice evening,and GOD BLESS
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12/27/09
Paulini
Malo bula Oz,
Vaka bula tiko ga yani qo.. Nuitaka ni dau maka tiko na bula mai keri.. Hope uz had a gr8 Xmas.. Wishing you well for the year to come.. Hopefully we'll be hearing sum bells n tying of knots from you in 2010...
Moce mada.. Loloma yani.. Luv,
Pau..
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Pauline Bale11/13/09my bad wrong spelling again.lol
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11/13/09
Pauline Bale
hi mr osborne nice to see you agagin love the pics sa qai cheche tiko ga mai o iko hahahahahahahahaha . Sorry my bad i know you have a galfriend.Anyways just dropping by your page to share sum love . Take care God Bless Regards Pau
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11/4/09
Paulini
Bula Oz,
Sa dede qai mai siko tale tu yani nomu page.. Hope all is well at ur end.. Qo na aimless ga via vakabula sara tu yani.. Loloma yani vale.. Moce mada.. Luv,
Pau.. ps: gauna cava qai qiri kina nomu wedding bells
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malo bula..... ahmmmmmm... io ca4 sa caka 2 mai sana qori....?????????? dua ga na kani 4kaukauwa...... xoxoxoxoxox babygurl
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Helesi Prison Of Love10/27/09Hy.............n hw u doing?nice pix u got cea!!Imao Wasea mada e so na kayalewa(tagane) sara sa nuitaka Lolzzz nice madaga qai taukei ni rara ni kele2 ni wavuqavuka lutu mai lagi...lolz K ma fren hia 1 fight frm REWAe cava tiko RA K stay bless may jah b wid u n dnt forget 2 bounce it bac bunene.................
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Dou bula vinaka nai taukei ni Eds Bar,i know u mst b workin veri hard!break mada,anyway take kea.
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8/15/09
Ima Cokanasiga
Bula re vakacegu
... how r u??where have u been hiding??
.. all is well at home and they all send dea regards to u
... U have a great weekend and do take care
...loloma yani i vale
.... here's sum luv from the garden city
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6/29/09
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Nemani Soqokoverata6/29/09Bula Bro!!....sa vakaaevei tiko na bula??...au nuitaka ni set tiko ka sega ni dua na leqa...vakanunui vinaka tu ga yani e na qaravi tavi....qai kalougata saka tiko!!
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6/20/09
Fane Waqalevu
Hi wea have you been all dis time......anyways hias da luv for you..Take care loloma 2 da 2nd half????????????

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