I take it in stride, one day at a time
If I ask no questions I?ll hear no lies
How come blessings only come in disguise?
Try that on for size as I vocalize

Ain?t nothing gonna get in between me and my flow
Ain?t nothing gonna come between me and my afro
My man just left me, what do ya know?
Easy come, easy go

He came out of the blue and went right back into it
Had to forfeit 'cause he couldn?t get with it
Called it quits and when he split
He said he didn?t have time for my juvenile bullshit

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don?t get involved because I?m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don?t see the point of a partnership
It won?t be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

There?s only one me in the galaxy
I am an endangered species
This kind of flower don?t grow on Earth
Just lettin? you know for what it?s worth

This kind of knowledge can cause a depression
So I bide my time with philosophical questions
Not for nothing, but what came first?
The chicken nugget or the Egg McMuffin?

I got talent and I got tits
I know I?ll find another guy who wants to get with it
I?m not convinced that I?m a big fat whore
One man?s pleasure is another man?s chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don?t get involved because I?m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don?t see the point of a partnership
It won?t be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I know I rock and what I got is hot
And you know I got a lot
?Cause all that trippin? you gotta stop
Before you know it your ass?ll be dropped

I ain?t concerned with my biological clock
Since I never grow old, my money's always in stocks
Keep screwing that bitch from down the block
I don?t need you around, I know I rock!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don?t get involved because I?m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don?t see the point of a partnership
It won?t be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don?t get involved because I?m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don?t see the point of a partnership
It won?t be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

It’s a typical day in the universe
Another MC spits a puny verse
I try to get through my day without saying a curse
Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k)
I try to improve my vocabulary
I try to cut out eating meat and dairy
I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy
Cause I lost my innocence
I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time
Cause I know Jesus was a rock star
And it was Elvis who turned water into wine
I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo
I wanna own a llama
I want less drama in my life
I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife

I got 28 butts in the ashtray
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
Another bottle of whiskey
Has been emptied
I know you wouldn’t put it past me
I really know how to party
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
Keeping myself company

I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack
It was really kinda like an addiction
Non-fiction
Just reading my days and nights away
I used to pray to a funny little fat man
Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause
Saint Nick never brought shit
And there I go cursing again
I’m my only friend and I’m definitely my very worst enemy
It kinda triggers a memory
Let’s bring it back to 83 when I
Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds
Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy
I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up
I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine

I got 28 butts in the ashtray
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
Another bottle of whiskey
Has been emptied
I know you wouldn’t put it past me
I really know how to party
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
Keeping myself company

Hey Mama are you proud of me
I applied for a job at MickeyD’s
I gotta do something with my life
Because my idle time is eating me
Like I’m a super-sized french fry
Drenched in ketchup
Frying over patch-up
But I know I taste better than that
Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat

I got 28 butts in the ashtray
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney
Another bottle of whiskey
Has been emptied
I know you wouldn’t put it past me
I really know how to party
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
Keeping myself company

I liked you better before you knew me
You didn’t smoke cigarettes
You didn’t drink coffee
Drank moderately, now you’re an alkie
You didn’t even curse when I was a mystery
Back then, back when you didn’t know me at all
I thought I caught a nice guy who caught my eye
You didn’t have a care, you didn’t have a clue
But seems I brought the worst out in you

One day I passed by your apartment
Thinking that I’d catch some girl
Kiss you goodbye with a lingering kiss
I know we broke up, I’ll get out of this faze
My imagination gets the best of me
You end up getting the rest of me
The obsessed, crazy, drama queen
If you know what I mean
Anyway, you’re never there
You could be anywhere
On an airplane, maybe in a car
On a world tour being a superstar

I liked you better
When you didn’t know no better
You didn’t think that I was, I was the antichrist
I liked you better
Before you got a stylist
When friendship bracelets sufficed, but now your wrists are iced

I liked you better before you knew me
You didn’t smoke cigarettes
You didn’t drink coffee
Drank moderately, now you’re an alkie
You didn’t even curse when I was a mystery
Back then, back when you didn’t know me at all
I thought I caught a nice guy who caught my eye
You didn’t have a care, you didn’t have a clue
But seems I brought the worst out in you

Five stitches of breaking up started with denial
F**k, we were just taking off for a while
Thought it was permanent
Better get myself some anger management
Bargaining was the next faze
Gave my word that I changed my ways
I swear to God I’ll be a freakin little angel
Please just stop putting me through hell
But he didn’t buy what I was selling
I spent about a month on saturn dwelling on the past
At last it occurred to me
You didn’t give a damn
Time to get with the program

I liked you better
When you weren’t popular
Before your friends started calling me (Na, na, na, na, na)
The psycho bitch
Trends didn’t matter to you
But now you’re all into the way you look
Your iPhone ringing off the hook
And my new ringtone is the theme of the Wicked Witch

I liked you better before you knew me
You didn’t smoke cigarettes
You didn’t drink coffee
Drank moderately, now you’re an alkie
You didn’t even curse when I was a mystery
Back then, back when you didn’t know me at all
I thought I caught a nice guy who caught my eye
You didn’t have a care, you didn’t have a clue
But seems I brought the worst out in you

It’s like night and day
It’s like Jekyll and Hyde
I’ve created a monster
It’s alive!
I miss the person I was
Before I became possessed
And the object of everything you detest

I liked you better before you knew me
I liked you better before you knew me
Back then, back when you didn’t know me at all
I liked you better before you knew me

I liked you better before you knew me
You didn’t smoke cigarettes
You didn’t drink coffee
Drank moderately, now you’re an alkie
You didn’t even curse when I was a mystery
Back then, back when you didn’t know me at all
I thought I caught a nice guy who caught my eye
You didn’t have a care, you didn’t have a clue
But seems I brought the worst out in you