These were all actually said in Harland's english class. We are that stupid...

The Don Harland Chronicles
Total Entries: 8

"Im not an interior decorater, love."
"Women dress in white on their wedding day to blend in with the other kicthen appliances."
"That Regan Stanners is such a pain in the neck I think I might run him over."
"Dunno what I'll do today, maybe kill Regan Stanners on the way home."
"I am really a child murderer. This is just a cover. I'll take him home and eat him."
" If I get to be Prime Minister of New Zealand by killing John Key..."
"I'm gunna get you! I'm gunna kill you soon!"
"Wake up in the morning and go, I might kill some babies today."

"It's assonance you dumb cunt!" - Liam
"You're a longuage feature!" - Johnny
"Anal rape in a jar" - Daniel
"Liam analyse this you slut!" - Shaun
"Shaun chants randomly in Asian" - Liam
"I'll bite her face" (talking to a magazine) - Liam
"It's a pun. You're a pun!" - Johnny, Liam
"Please take my hand out of your crotch." - Liam talking to Shaun
"Liam it's your actual dad." - Shaun pointing to Asian man
"It's the grudge" - Shaun pointing to other Asian man
"You're a fire drill." - Liam
"I still love you Johnny." - Liam
"I'll analyse him with a knife." - Johnny
"No boundaries. Of course there are boundaries, that's just ridiculous." - Liam
"Liam your new name is Otis." - Shaun
"Your mum's a madman." - Tom
"Your a bitch." - Don Harland
"Keep away from me you cold kneed freak." - Johnny
"Shaun, why are you beating yourself off with two snakes?" - Liam
"Margaret likes soap I suppose?" - Liam
"Oh yea take it all." - Liam making the compass and the pen have sex
"Dude we so gotta get a duck drunk." - Johnny
"Should just hot box a zoo." - Liam
"Steal a meercat!" - Johnny
"That's what you get for bending my lid you bitch!" - Shaun
"There is a party in my pants and you are no longer invited!" - Liam
"Stop touching me Shaun." - Liam
"Daniel's so attractive he's making his desk wet." - Tom
"Shh little boy. Just lay there and keep still. If you struggle it's gunna hurt more." - Shaun
"Did you wash your nipple?" - Shaun
"You did what to a cow?!" - Tom
"Don't touch me. That isn't what you said last night. That is what I said last night, I was tired remember?" - Liam, Shaun
"Stabby, stabby!" - Johnny making stabbing noises
"Ow stop fucking biting me." - Johnny
"Daniel said he wants to fuck me.... You jealous?" - Liam
"Why does everyone speak in fucking metaphors?" - Johnny
"Someones been smoking that shit." - Tom talking about the Queen
"Where is all this bloody wet stuff coming from?" - Daniel
"Who's a filthy man skank? You're a filthy man skank." - Daniel, Liam
"I had a wet dream about Mr. Harland." - Liam (He actually said that, I'm not making this up. I wish I was...)
"Did you just sniff me? No... Alright...." - Liam, Johnny
"I'm not gunna give you head Liam. Nah just swallow my piss." - Johnny, Liam
"Simon is the size of my meat." - Liam
"Shaun failed, it makes me happy inside." - Liam
"Colleen's cheap. Laura's free." - Liam, Johnny
"I'm not a nibble-post." - Liam
"I have a dolphin fetish." - Liam



A lot of fun is had in that english class. A lot of stupid things said as well.
Mainly by Liam.