> Ur Ma+Ur Da= DNA -Mary,Steph & Hollys answer to DNA

> *Shwar bag walks by* Fuuuuuuuuuckin hell!

> "I still dunno what apparatus im best at"-Me in art class

> MOM!! I did a poo!! [B'n'Q]

> "Jump out and see the fiiiiields" Translation "Tell me how does it feeeel"- Steph being lyrically challenged!

> DRAAAAZZZZZZUUUSSSS!!

> Holly what Holly Holly- A drunken Holly Ward

> R-TARD

> Steph-You're my bitch! - Mary-Stoooop it, it's creepy!

> Saucey roll rotation- New sex position

> *Hot guy walks by* "Oh my God shut up guys!" (Stephens Green)

> Dont do that!-Stephanie

> Mary-Damn I Wanted to be God mother
Craig-Hell with the way Im going you might become a mother!

> Aisling-Geraline...Instant slut, just add alcohol!
Steph-Mary...Instant slut,no alcohol needed!

> "Sanding on the roof tops everybody swiiiing your cocks round!"
"Such a loney cock.....annnnd it's mine" -The cock lyrics game at sleep over

> TIMMMBURRRGGGGEEE

> Birra jizz in my pants- Mary

> *Steph & Holly singing* "Danny,Danny Shum,Danny,Danny Cruise,Which one will she choose"

> Steph-Mary what was your j/c number?
Mary-That's easy...90210
"BAHAHAHAHA"

> *Fart* Ahahahahahaha..."Let it go guys!"

> *Mwwwaaaah*
Steph-Mary did you just kiss my arm pitt?

> *Hot guy in sight* "Ooooh bit o dat!"

> Artsaswartsaregina

> Oh he's well a V for L- Mary about an extremly ugly dude

> Mary-Oh no you didnt!
Steph-Oh didnt you know!

> Chair slut!-Danny Cruise

> Steph-What time does smyths close at?
Mary-Like 12!
Steph-Oooh thats massive!

> My love....My woff!- Mary quoting Ro 'n' Jo

> "Slaaaater"

> Steph-Are you for cereal!?
Mary-Ya like totally wheatabix!

> Mary-It's Billie Joe and his big sausages!!
Steph-And his big ring!
*Everyone* Wtf!?

> Gary B.V.B
Gary B.V.B.F

> Steph-Mary did you just fart!?
Mary-Nooo it was the bed! Listen!
*Silence*

> Maaary why ya annoyed at Carl? Are ya annoyed at me?-Danny Shum like every english class!

> Jaysus he's like a ten bagger!-Steph

> Vat ish in deis bag-Mary after Swedish film

> *Graham randomly approaches me*
Graham-You know it's not rape if you want it...

> Steph-Want a drink?
Holly-Milk me baby!
Mary-Bahahahaha...Ewww

> *Me and Steph watching James McAvoys naked scene in 'The last king of Scotland'
Mary-Ewww...it's all...all...FLOPPY!

> *Sings* "Oh hot Gian!"

> Tell me...How do you feel about detention?-Mr Delaney

> Steph-Do you want a medium...Ah I'll get ya a large!
Mary-WHAT YA TRYIN TO SAY!?!

> Stephs Dad=Tesssco!

> "Fuckin size of that doubler!"

> Ehh Steph, your double chin has a face on it-Mary

> "Mary got snowballed!!"

> *Martin trowing snowballs* "Tramp, tramp,tramp,tramp,tramp"

> *Mary nearly walks out infront of car*
Mary-My whole life flashed before my eyes and all I saw was his name in big lights!

> Mary-Sinéad...Did you just hear that!?
Sinéad-Hear what?
Mary-It sounded like a thong snap!

> Mary-Holly what do you think of my love life
Holly-You're....A dope!
Mary-Why?
Holly-Filthy Virgin Girl!

> *About George Michael*
Mary-There's the man himself!
Steph-Man of the month!
Holly-Ahahahahaha it makes so much sense!!

> *In Tgi's*
Geraldine-Come on, everyone try it!
Everyone-hong kong, hong kong, hong kong!

> Holly-MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY! *Trows shoe at Mary*

> Lorra Jizz!-Mary

> Man...Man..Bro!?...Faggot!-Craig

> Omg I can only feel half my fanny!-Holly

> Waiter-What half is Bulgarian?
Steph-The bottom!

> Sorcha-It was Digon Allay
Mary-DIEGINELLY! Bahahahaha

> Crayon Dick

> Que??

> *McNamara gone all red and puffy,rubs his face*
"I don't belieeeeeeve it!

> Big brother-Geraldine,you have been evicted, please leave the diary room..
*Repeats

(You)
Name: Mary Tereasa Elizabeth Cullinan
Hometown: Clonsilla...
Birthplace: Romania...
Eye Color: Kinda golden brown..
Hair Color: Brown
Nickname: Merl

(Do you have)
Siblings: Yup...3 brothers
Tattoos: Two...
Piercings: Ears & lip

(Favourites)
Colour: Purple
Type of Music: Rock mostly...But some of everything...I love westlife!!
Drink: Loves my Jager
Store: New look alot...
Clothing Brand: Whatevs...
Love Song: Atm...Go: Audio- Don't tell me
TV Show: Gossip Girl!
Movie: Right now...S.Darko...
Musician: Can't choose one!

(This or that)
Pepsi Or Coke: Pepsi..
McDonalds Or Burger King: B.K!
G-String Or Hot Pants: Hot panties
Books Or Movies: Eeh movies!
Rain Or Sun: Sun.
Eggs Or Pancakes: Hmm...Eggs on pancakes! Ewww
Eyes Or Smile: Both
Ass Or Tits: Ass
Stay In Or Go Out: Go out!!!!!!
Truth or Dare: Dare
Meet Different People Or Commit: Different peeps
Drinking Or Smoking: Drinking!
Summer Or Winter: Summer!

(Friends)
Best Friends: Steph,Holly & Sinéad
Funniest: Ah they're all funny in different ways!
Best Looking: All stunning
Shyest: Holly!
Loudest: Steph!
Most Honest: Steph
Smartest: Sinéad..
Stupidest: Steph
Ditziest: All
Most Considerate: Sinn
Fakest: No fakers!
Bitchiest: Holly!
Best Dresser: Not sure......

(Have you ever)
Been Out Of The Country: Indeed I have
Lied To A Friend: For their own good..
Stolen: From my Mammy
Got Caught: Yep
Been High: Totally stoned man!.....
Been In Love: Nopes..
Cheated On Someone: Not so much cheated..
Been Cheated On: In a way..
Said I Love You: Yea...ugh...
Used Someone: No no no
Been Used: Yep...
Had Your Heart Broken: Yeah....

(Random)
Do You Wanna Get Married: Yup
Do You Want Kids: Yup...
Do You Trust Yourself To Fall in Love: Not one little bit!
Biggest Turn On: Great personality...And a nice bum (=
Biggest Turn Of : Arseholes!
Most Important Quality In A Bf/Gf: Funniness
What Was The Last thing You Ate: Din dins
Song You Listened To: 3Oh!3-Don't trust me

(Do you believe in)
God: Kinda..
Heaven: Kinda ...
Hell: Nah...
Love At First Sight: Lust...
Soul Mates: Yeah..
Luck: Sometimes..
Reincarnation: No.
Yourself: Meh

(Finish the sentence)
I Am.....Amazo!
I Want...Money...
I Miss... My Steph!
I Want To Go...To America

1.Steph
2.Holly
3.Sinéad
4.Ian
5.Gerl
6.Derv
7.Stacey
8.Oisin
9.Carl
10.Vinnie
11.Sorcha
12.Sam
13.Fahey
14.Leigha
15.Jess
16.Diane


1. Have you ever kissed number 4?
Cant say Holly would be too happy with that!!

2. What's the best memory you have of 8?
Haha, it's Oisin! Theres too many memories

3. When's the next time you're gonna see 7?
Tomorrow in schoolio!

4. Is number 11 pretty?
Of course!!

5. What was your first impression of number 2?
Too quiet!! How things have changed!

6. How did you meet 3?
My road! On our bikes! Bitch wouldnt say hi to me!

7. Is 5 your best friend?
One of them

8. Have you seen 1 in the last month?
I saw her like....15 mins ago?

9. Do you think 4 has a crush on you?
Lets hope not!!!

10. When was the last time you saw 12?
Last night!(Lorraines partay)

11. Have you ever been to 7's house?
Indeedy

12. When's the next time you'll see 10?
Schoolio tomorrows!

13. Are you really close to 1?
Yesh, I love her =)

14. Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
Haha yeah! Batman! Good times!

15. Have you ever gotten in trouble with 1?
Oh hell yeah Im a disgrace!

16. Would you ever go out with number 2?
Oh yeah, Me and Holly foeva!

17. What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
I could talk to her about anything! Shes amazing!

18. Do you even know 9?
No, who the fuck is Carl!?

19. Would you give number 14 a hug?
Yesh, a big squishy one

20. Are you in love with number 6?
The slut that is Derv? Yes. Lol.

21. Do you know a secret about number 10?
Indeedy

22. Describe the relationship between number 2 and number 16 ...
Eeeeh , they were introduced once...Shes in Canada now so cant say they'll have much of a relationship lol

23. What is the best thing about your friendship with number 3?
That I can always talk to her, shes one of my rocks And she totally understands the real Mary!

24. Have you ever danced with number 15?
Like a SLUT!

25. Is number 2 cool?
The cooliest

26. Describe number 13:
Fantastic organiser!

27.Would you ever get married and have babies with number 1?
Hell yeah, already expecting my first

28.Would u ever set 3 and 7 up??
Sinéad & Stacey?? Well if their into that sorta business!

29. Which number is your favourite?
Now now, Cant be saying that, But one, two and three Id be very lost without.

30.Describe number 7?
WOW! Amazingness of Stacey