Clarky
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Y=YASSS!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON??
What?
YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON??
No!!
I'LL CUT YOU!!!
Im Sorry Folks Ive Got The Car!!
3 Words "Shut It" lol
KIP KIP KIP KIP
You Silly Kipper
my name is Gary Clark i am 20..
I play hockey for Dunfermline Carnegie.
I like going out gettin pished wi Ma Pals.
clarky_45@hotmail.co.uk add me if u want, dnt really care!!
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Pow Right In The Kisser!
- Music
- Like all music!!
- Films
- Anythin really!!
- Sports
- Hockey and Rock Climbing
- Happiest When
- Am Out wi Aw the Hockey Folks on the Pish
And Out On A Thursday Nite Wi The Lads - KITTYS CREW!!!
- Me Jay Baws Big Murphy Kirky Boy Danny Fozzy Jambo Adam the Drunken Bum TUM TUM Danny Gee Claire GING aka Fido! Grant Craig Paul BUDGIE Joe ..... Let me know if ive left you out!
- Jason
- Wot can i say this guy helicopters every1 in kittys and pishes in sinks in McDonalds! hes the 1 that trips over small chains and almost breaks his arm xxxx lol yes weve got more, he walks into zebra crossing poles after sayin goodbye, u cant get any better!! xxxxx
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SHOTGUN!!!
1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours
3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.
4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called
5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once
8. ja rob rule...if hes in the car shotgun now means back left so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past
9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)
10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!
11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
12. Once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. however putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey
14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!
15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)
16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other
17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder
18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk
19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!
20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.
21. automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This is that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, they have the ri0 Kommentare 79 Tage
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Me In A Word!
Describe Me In One Word!!!5 Kommentare 924 Tage
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The Reasons Why!!
ten reasons why to date a hockey player
1. THEY always wear protection
2. THEY have great hands
3. THEY are used to scoring
4. THEY have great stamina
5. THEY find the opening and get it in
6. THEY never miss the target
7. THEY know how to use their wood
8. THEY have long sticks
9.THEY know when to play rough
10. Because football players only know how to kick balls.0 Kommentare 958 Tage
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heyy
awwwh thanks guys!!!
i cant wait for friday now!!
see yous then!!
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long time no see, hows u and wubu2
I love you to baby!!
hope you get well soon!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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hahahahahaha xxxx
Alright gaz hows it going? wat you up to nowadays?
how hot r u btw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
Hi Hi Gary
Howz u? How woz Napa?
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Alrite bud long time no see, hows things and wubu2. I hope u have been keeping out of trouble
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Are u coming to Norma's on the 31st for her Hallowen Party, i going as a vampire, i hope u can make it.
Speak to u soon bud.
Latest club listings...get these dates in your dairy!!
'QUIDS IN' - Every Wednesday from 10pm
Some will win upto £500..is it your lucky Wednesday??
Friday 2nd Oct
FUSE ft Musika & Wired Sessions
Saturday 3rd Oct
FLAUNT
Friday 9th Oct
BOOMBOX
Saturday 10th Oct
DISKOKITTEN
Friday 16th Oct
DISOBEDIENCE
Saturday 17th Oct
URBAN</n>
Friday 24th Oct
BROKEN HI-HATS
Saturday 25th Oct
FLOORPLAY
Friday 30th Oct
DIVA
Saturday 31st Oct
STEREOTYPE
Also don't forget...Berlin is available for private hire 7 nights of the week and venue hire is free for parties of 50-600!!
Leave us a comment or a private mail for guestlist bookings or further information on any of our events.
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Edinburgh
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Hey Clarky this could be your lucky week!!
We could have a cheque for upto £500 with your name on it...yes that’s right £500!!
Join us for QUIDS IN every wednesday where we’ll be giving away upto £500 in our free prize draw
It’s simple, entry is £1 and the full amount of door takings before midnight will given away on the night to one lucky winner!!
This massive giveaway kicks off on the 23rd of September and we trust you’ll be as excited as we are!!
Would you like to double your chances of winning?? Simply PM your full name and we’ll add you to our ‘Double Your Chance’ guestlist. As well as receiving double the chance of winning you will also be entitled to QJUMP before midnight!!
With drinks from £1.50 all night long and the best tunes in town what’s not to like...come and see if it's your lucky Wednesday!!
Good luck x
found out where jamie got his moves from. watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75mL...
the dance moves start around 1 min 35. fucking brilliant
Am just a window
shoppper
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Same saturday should be ace!!! even if i still have this HORRIBLE COLD!!!
lol, cya tonight sweetie! 
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Guestlist for Clarky ???
We have a huge weekend of clubbing ahead and we are delighted that we can offer you the chance to receive exclusive discounts to both our parties!!
Fri 4th Sep - FUSE Residents Party
Fuse have firmly established themselves as one of Edinburghs biggest club nights and last month saw the party produce as big an atmosphere as the venue has ever seen!!
This month Fuse will showcase it's talent with a Residents party that's not to be missed!!
Sat 5th Sep - FLAUNT 6th Birthday
The nation's most glamorous club night, Flaunt, makes their long awaited return to the Capital's club scene after an extended break and they are back with a bang. They have many treats in store to celebrate their 6th Birthday including the announcement of their new sound that comes in the shape of The Studiopunks.
This will be a night to remember.....
Drop us a pm for guestlist, group bookings or further information.
Hey there BABY BAAAABBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
cya tonight awsome EYES!!! 
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when you giving me ah cheeky visit
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I Hear You Wer Speaking About Me, To My Sister On Tuesday Night
Hey Clarky,
Floorfillers returns on Friday the 14th of August and you can expect another massive night of dance from DJs DZ, John Marr, Dale Simpson, Laurie Neil, Mike 13 and much more...
If you made it along to our last Floorfillers event on the 24th of July you'll know why this is a night that's not to be missed!!
**DRINKS FROM £2 ALL NIGHT LONG**
**DOORS 10PM / ENTRY ONLY £5**
**SIGN UP TO OUR BEBO GUESTLIST AND RECEIVE DISCOUNTED ENTRY FOR YOU AND A FRIEND - SIMPLY SEND US A PM WITH YOUR FULL NAME AND WE'LL ADD YOU TO THE GUESTLIST**
(£3 entry on guestlist before midnight. Limited guestlist spaces available.)
Also don't forget...you can throw your birthday party at Berlin and venue hire is FREE!!
Hey Clarky,
Finish your weekend with a bang at our Dance Anthems Closing Party this Sunday!!
We've brought you the biggest dance anthems throughout the summer and this week it comes to an end with our closing party. To thank you for your support we're offering you the chance to join the party one more time for FREE!!
Simply send us a PM and we'll add you to our FREE guestlist!!
Entry £3/5 - *Drinks £1.50 all night*
And don't forget...you can throw your birthday at Berlin for FREE!! We can cater for parties of 50-600 and the venue is available 7 nights of the week!!
hey trouble
hope ur feeling better now
don't forget next thursday,
r u out this weekend????
xxxx