Those born under this sign are affectionate, talented, obliging, always pleasant, valuing security and tranquility. They have a tendency to get too sentimental and superficial and to avoid conflict and emotional involvement. Being cautious and conservative, they usually take no risk and are successful in business. They would also make a good lawyer, diplomat, or actor. Their best life partners are Sheep or Pigs instead of Roosters.

1. I _____ Martina.
2. Martina is _____.
3. I think Martina should _____.
4. Martina needs _____.
5. I want to ____ Martina.
6. Martina can ____ my ____.
7. Someday Martina will _____.
8. Martina reminds me of _____.
9. Without Martina _____.
10. Martina can be _____.
11. Meeting Martina is _____.

 Me and Sinead’s PLANS to study for the leaving cert!

 The time we were supposed to be studying biology in Sinead’s house and we spent about an hour and a half tryin to say “SPECIFICITY”!.......still cant do it!

 Our weirdly accurate and spooky psychic abilities.

 When “somebody’s” reason for refusing to read was that she couldn’t read black and white! (even the teacher was laughing!!!)

 Mr Wolohans lack of eyebrows!

 Kate dancin in traffic!

 Thufering Thuckatash! (just say it)

 Wickin!

 When I forgot my house key and got stuck in slow motion while Sinead was havin a heart attack tryin to work out what was wrong with me!!

 When I got pins and needles at the bar machine and couldn’t walk!!!

 Me getting tricked into goin to the debs!! (im still not over that one!!)

 “Cherry goof”

 “Ur eem fur ti’dee” – Ms Mc Dermott

 Shakey Bob.

 When a certain person (who will remain nameless!!) kept flashin us at lunchtime!!

 Ruth???

 When Coleen fell over the hurdles in PE.

 The time me and Sinead came late to nightstudy after art, Mr O buachalla was supervisin, and we went up to him and we thought he said “ey up?” he actually said “name” and we wer just like………. ooh! (Boggers!!!!!)

 When we were learning To kill a mockingbird in 2nd year and the teacher wrote “burris” on the board and me and Sinead were breakin our shites laughin and she asked us wat was funny and we wer like “It looks like BUMS!!!” (how childish we were are!!!!)

 In the same class we were told to do a character sketch for homework ….me and Sineaad came in the next day with “PICTURES” of the characters!!! We were like “I gave mine curly blond hair wat did u do?”!!!

 In 3rd year wen we used to put stuff in Louise Scotts locker. She would open it and there wud be like some random plant or a big poster with an Egyptian pharohs face in her face. And other times we would pile her books up against the door so they would fall out wen she opened it (mean I know, but so very very funny).

 The time we tried to have a conversation without saying “like” and we like couldn’t!!!

 Honker 3000!!

 When we were makin cakes or somethin in home-ec and Emma D brought in a hard boiled egg and tried to crack it!!!!

 Sineads evil locker “666”!!

 The ONE time we werent messin in night study and we got in trouble for “LOOKIN” at each other!!!!!!!!

 When I wrote that Ms Kilmartin was powermad in my log-book AND SHE READ IT!!!!!!

 In 6th class when we were on a school trip to Paris and Shauna fell OUT of the toilet on the bus!!!!!!

I have MILLIONS more but it would take way too long to type!!!!!!!
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