United's flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold
Then raise United's banner high
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll keep the Red flag flying high
'Cos Man United will never die!!!

U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City fuck off home

I saw my mate,
The other day,
He said to me he'd seen the white Pele,
So i asked,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,

Park, park wherever you may be
You eat dog's in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house

Anderson son son,
He's better than Kleberson,
Anderson son son,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with a brass
And he shits on Fabregas.

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side...

Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry,
Could have won the cup,
But he fucked it up,
Viva John Terry

City's going down with a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
City's going down with a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,

They're going down, they're going down,
They're going do-w-n, they're going down,
They're going down, they're going down,
They're going do-w-n, they're going down,
City's going down with a billion in the bank.

1. Whats your Name?

2. Are we close?

3. What do you think of me?

4. would u be my friend?

5. Describe me in 3 words?

6. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?

7.. What reminds u of me?

8. If you could give me anything what would it be?

9. How long do u know me?

10. What do u like best about me?

11. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?

12. Could you ever love me?

13. Give me a nickname and explain why?

14.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?

15.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

TWO SNOWMEN IN A FIELD,
ONE TURNS ROUND AND SAYS TO THE OTHER "DO YOU SMELL CARROTS?