hey got me results!!!! 2.1 YEAAAAA finished collage FOREVER!!!!!

oh my god i just saw your hair... ITS AMAZING!!!! xxx

i met your ma,,,, she said you smell.... haha

Right that it ive had enough with your behavior!

you cut yourt fuckin hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITCH!!!!

you cut yer fuckion hair!!!n dyed it all funny colours aaaaahhhhh im freakin is your name still clair yea????
you havent changed that aswelll please
im gonna go lie down my head is spinning(looks great though!!)

miss you terrible

welll claire final simester up in dundalk,,,findin d disertation realllllllllllllllllly hard but its expected i suppose!!!!man its great to hear from you!!! ill never forget nearly crashin d car !!!! livin in a mill up in dundalk,,,its pretty cool,,, i jus cant wait to finish have a normal life again!!!! go somwhere travellin, den again i might be doin a h dip next year it happened,,,,im gona be a secondary school teacher,,,,,who knew!!!!! your such a lucky knacker!!!! up d alps!!!! did you go skiing????????

hey claire,,, drop us a line,, let me know how you gettin on

right now your probably enjoying your nazis but i decided just there you should stop all this silliness and come on home to me now
what do you say?...eh,eh?...ah come on....i'll ride ya?....whos going to provide my suprise valentines present of anyother garter or something...i wouldnt mind one in all black this time?...no?no?...you suck your own ass...LOVE Uxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That's a bit mean fattty... I only fell out of bed because SOME1 was "dancing" in berlin, causing earthquakes in BRAY and i was flung out of bed.... FLUNG FATTY!!

Miss you toooooo..... When are you back next babes? xxxx

you make me sick....one to you....you pedo....dirty bitch

Im working a sweat but it's all good,i'm breaking my back but it's all good,coz i know i'll get it back, i know i'll ride obama..

If i had been there we would have been launching ourselves at him... I'm imagining some sort of giant ball of fat rolling towards him and then him getting sucked in while you make that weird vacuum noise with your mouth and then thats it he's gone we've eaten him.... Wait no we dont want to eat him.... Well he is yum i suppose... Oh im so confused clair!!!!




Come home....




NOW

You ACTUALLY saw brad pitt?? I hope you realise this means i can never talk to you ever again..... Ok that's a lie but i am really super duper duper jealous!!!!!xxxx

Hi! Howerya? I'm going to Berlin on Wed...Tell me this much..whats the weather like? freeezin? and were are the besty places to go out cuz we only have 2nights....Staying somewher called Storkower strasse....

when you goin back?????

wana ride?...you should see me hobble,it's high-larious!

Happy New Year....



Yoda

You're back and i still havent seen you... This makes me sad!!!! WHEN WILL I SEE YOU?? You missed out on a pretty deadly fatty fest the other day there xxx