Master Switch MacMillan

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Master Switch MacMillan
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Me, Myself, and I
Aloha homies, its all good in my local neighbourhood.... Im a helecopter pilot working out of dallcross airport, im also a qualified yoga instructor but i gave it up, i still do homers tho if you need help. I play the trumpet in the salvation army dress parade band, and do voluntary in many local soup kitchens.
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Scottish Music All The Way!!!
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Are you fucking nuts, me sports??? Drinking, canadian barn dance, strip the willow!
Scared Of
Getting aids or something like that.
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im always happy, and especially when with CLARE!
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Your much bigger than you look through the telescope. I have a telescope. A big one, with a big black lense. i can see you!
meh meh meh meh meh...
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

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    • Star wars set in Glasgow

      >What If Star Wars Was Set in Glasgow:>>Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft>tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He'd have the same amount of>body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of>drink and invariably sport a Celtic top.>>Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Big Yin>by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would>address him Wanky-Nobby.>>Darth Vader would referred to as 'Auld Helmet Heid' or in moments of>stress, 'That Dome-Heided Basturd'>>R2D2 would refuse to go out on the streets after 10pm because of the>number of drunks who would try to stuff chip papers in his head casing>or pee on him. He would also refuse to go near groups of wee boys>at any time because of the high risk of being spray painted/dumped>in front of a speeding train/set on fire.>>Although proficient in over 3500 languages C3P0 would still be>unable to understand anything anyone from the East End of Glasgow>said. He would regularly get beaten up for being a 'greetin-faced poof fae>Milngavie'.>>The Millenium Falcon would have static strips, tinted windscreens>and extra-flared exhaust ports. It would have a Daily Record I Love>Scotland sticker in the back window and a saltire bumper sticker.>>Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard>to run very fast when you're wearing 5inch platform heels and a tiny silver>mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your bum every two steps. And you've>been a heavy smoker since you were 6.>>Lines from the film as they would be uttered in the vernacular:->>Han Solo>"I've got a real bad feeling about this">"Ah'm shitin' ma sel' here boy">>"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.">"Come right ahead then! Fight the f**ing lot o ye!">>"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny.">"The Force?!! D'youse think ah came doon wi the rain?!">>"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at>your side, kid.">"Nae messin aboot wi the god squad and auld rubbish, wee man. Get yersel' a>decent shooter">>Darth Vader trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker>"The Force is strong in this one">"Stop shooglin' ya wee b*stad!">>Princess Leia>"You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?">"Ah didny think they took short-erses in the polis?">>"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade.">"Wuv goat NAE chance in this pile o' sh*te">>Admiral Motti>"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.">"You think you're that hard, Vader so ye do. Well we're no feart ae you!">>Obi Wan>"I felt a great disturbance in the Force.">"F*** me! whit wiz aw that?"

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    • 'Jack Daniels Scooter.'

      How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house.

      The answer to this puzzle is that you used a The Jack Daniels Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Jack Daniels Scooter works in the following fashion:

      The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Jack Daniels Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second questions after a night out, 'How did I spend so much money?'

      Unfortunately, Jack Daniels Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, sore feet and a sore bump on the top of your head.

      An undocumented feature of the Jack Daniels Scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for.
      This answers a third question after a night out, 'What the hell happened?'

      With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add-on that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most.
      Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

      Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

      For the young ladies, Jack Daniels Scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending).
      These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tiptoe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your downstairs neighbours.
      Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.

      The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some Scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 stolen Marlboro Lights in a single night, regardless of whether or not said person is a regular smoker or not.

      P.S. Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit.

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    afsluiten What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

    What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

    My result is: Piano

    You are very bubbly and bright. You like to be the center of attention and love when people notice you. You thrive on people liking and accepting you. This is wonderful, but let it go to your head. You must realize not everybody wants to be your friend. You are trusting and hardworking, and tend to learn quickly. you don't like to be active much unless it is in your studies/music. You love going to parties and being with friends, but often you tend to shut your family out of your life. The piano is very tempremental and with that comes a sea of emotions. You are trusting and loving to people very easily but if they hurt you, you can hold a grudge for years.
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    • Craig Dunain
      Craig Dunain

      A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

      The husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

      Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

      "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

      The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

      The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your arse, didn't it?"

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    • Jonny
      Jonny

      aryt, hows it goin
      its ians wee brother from eriskay

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    • Donna Macritchie
      luv Donna Macritchie

      michael!!!!!!:D

      :L :L :L

      x

      6 weken geleden
    • Ally MacPherson
      Ally MacPherson

      hallo ya wee dick .whats the crack ?

      7 weken geleden
    • B Kavanagh
      B Kavanagh

      Arse!!!! Lol informative saying u av der:L dunno if u got my last message r not but im planin my 18th party for a week this friday.(aka the 16th) last i heard 4m mark he was considerin bt not sure if hes actuli cummin! Bt sure i thot id let ya knw:D ur much bigger than u look thru the telescope:P :L

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    • Clare Jordan
      luv Clare Jordan

      I think you should sell your telescope.x

      8 weken geleden
    • Jase Monaghan
      Jase Monaghan

      here pats upstairs so cum on push on! oh here dot, anythin from ramages at all no?

      9 weken geleden
    • Aunty Amy
      Aunty Amy

      Ach no much moved away again! ;) Ireland now! :) Micheal i spent all last night and most of today doing homework and looking for jobs...yet you never fail to make me giggle! You still at college? xxxxxx

      9 weken geleden
    • Aunty Amy
      Aunty Amy

      Banter pal? xxx

      9 weken geleden
    • Jamie Walker
      Jamie Walker

      Left that dump long time ago! Been livin in a batchelors pad in elgin 4 the past 6 months but got evicted due to excessive partying as u do! So back stayin wi the parents. Depressing. Well our tight fisted bastardin employer wont pay 4 our hnc this year so will probs b nxt year. Hopefully get in the same class as u boys agen, wot a laff!

      10 weken geleden
    • Jamie Walker
      Jamie Walker

      Alighty then ya psychopathic bunkernut! U boys goinback 4 HNC? Dont think av got the brains 4 that shit but will see

      11 weken geleden
    • B Kavanagh
      B Kavanagh

      Well mister macMillan, hows life treatin ya!! Just thought id say hello, kinda!! And also my 18th is gonna b on the 16th of october if u can make it, if not no worries!! Did mark tell ya da story bout the barman 4m gigha?!:L

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    • Matthew Maclennan
      Matthew Maclennan

      awright ya baw hair? you bought a morino yet. Because morinos are good an there bass buttons dont fall off like bugaris HUY

      14 weken geleden
    • Clare Jordan
      Clare Jordan

      Answer you phone you toilet licking ooompa loompa! xxxxxxxxxx

      15 weken geleden
    • Clare Jordan
      Clare Jordan

      May i ask.....What is wrong with you? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Sandra Jordan
      luv Sandra Jordan

      Do the red stilletto's complete the London Look???

      15 weken geleden
    • CSmack
      luv CSmack

      I just bought 50 black t-shirts!!! And have you seen my phone, i seem to have lost it!

      15 weken geleden
    • Clare Jordan
      luv Clare Jordan

      ping pong ping pong, can i have a number 63 pleeeeeaaaaasssse! Have my gaol a' mhicheal! xxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Marie McManus
      luv Marie McManus

      "arse" yourself!!! :L

      M xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Emma Campbell
      Emma Campbell

      haha!i had totaly forgotten about the sand room!dam it!he would have looked good in the sand room!oh how i miss him!!hehe!xx

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