Hitsugi the Barking Reindeer
(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer")

Hitsugi the barking reindeer
Had some very scary eyes
And if you ever saw them
You'd curl into a ball and cry.
All of his other bandmates
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let Hitsugi
Join in any Nightmare games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Becky came to say
"Hitsugi with your eyes so bright
Please don't stare at me tonight!"
Then all his bandmates loved him
And Yomi bounced around with glee
Hitsugi the barking reindeer
I'll still let you stare at me!

We Three Kings of JRock
(sung to the tune of "We Three Kings")

We three kings of JRock we are
Flaunting gifts that make us a star
Our hot bods that make us gods
And draw fans from near and far
Oh-ohhhhhhhhh
Yoshiki's arms and hide's hair
Sugi's shorts are barely there
Fangirls drool because we rule
And ooze sex just everywhere.

Dir en grey is Coming to Town
(sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")

Fangirls scream
Fangirls cry
Fangirls shout I'm telling you why
Dir en grey is coming to town.
Kyo's writing a song
He's checking it twice
Die's being naughty
But Shinya is nice
Dir en grey is coming to town.
Totchi's cute when he is sleeping
Kaoru's hot when he's awake
I wonder if they're bad or good
Please be both for goodness sake!
Oh Fangirls scream
Fangirls cry
Fangirls shout I'm telling you why
Dir en grey is coming to town!

JRock Bands
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dasing to the show
To get close to the stage
Hordes of fans arive
JRock's all the rage
Out now comes the band
In costuming so bright
Stretch and strain your neck to see
Just who's playing tonight
Oh!
JRock bands JRock bands JRock all the way
Oh what fun is to drool at JRockers every day-ay!
JRock bands JRock bands JRock all the way
Oh what fun is to drool at JRockers every day! Hey!

This is one of my personal faves. As for the first word I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with sleigh and would fit, so please forgive me. XP

Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear
(sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Gay bells ring are ya listenin'?
Legs are waxed til they're glistenin'
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walkin' round in women's underwear

Mana glows ain't it thrillin'?
Izam knows and is willin'
To frolic and play
In a skirt every day
And walk around in women's underwear

Emiru, Aya, Shinya, all of Kagrra
And others far too numerous to name
They wear skirts and dresses and kimonos
And put the way us real girls look to shame

On and on we desire
Guys in drag to light our fire
Guys unafraid to dress like French maids
And walk around in women's underwear!

as my student life is almost done for the year i have a few wise words for thoses next year.


stay in and watch tv or go out and party
stay sober and be dull (see next line) or get pisshed off your face
stay sober and don a long blonde wig and pretend your britnay and get your friends to tape you
stay focus and achive what you want or have a social life
stay at work for more hours or get others to pay for your alcohol consumption
and finally use protection get an umbrella for when it rains

well thats my advice hope you understand it

Aa kanashimi yo saiyounara
hajimete shiru fukai kurushimi mo
Aa kanashimi yo konnichi wa
Azeyaka sugiru hodo adeyaka ni

Aa kanashimi yo saiyounara
chirichiri mau
Round and around merry-go-round.
Aa kanashimi yo saiyounara
ochite miru wa
Blight life merry-go-round.

kokoroe... utsushidasu
kimi wa temaneki hohoende
toki ni odoriko kidori
yagate yami no mokuzu to kie
karakara saketa

aa kanashimi yo sayonara
kirikiri mau
Round and around merry-go-round.
aa kanashimi yo sayonara
ochite miru wa
Blight life merry-go-round.

kokoro e... nagaredasu
kimi wa chisome no te wo kazashi
subete wa kizu o tsuke
saigo ga korosu
kiki wa... kokoro o mo mata

aa kanashimi yo sayounara
tayutausaga
Round and around merry-go-round.
aa kanashimi yo konnichiwa
hatenai chuuzuri
aa tanoshi

boku wa kimi no me no naka ni boku no me o mitsuketa
soshite et cetera...
kimi wa boku no me no naka ni kimi no me o mitsuketa?


Ah, sadness! Farewell
Farewell to this new deep suffering too
Ah, sadness! Hello
In elegance far too dazzling and bright

Ah, sadness! Farewell
Bits and peices fluttering down
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Farewell
"I think I'll try and shake things up"
Bright life merry-go-round

Knowledge*... it reflects
You smiled enticingly
And the pretend dancing girl
Faded into the waves of darkness
parched and torn apart in time

Ah, sadness! Farewell
Quickly dancing round
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Farewell
"I shall try crashing down"
Bright life merry-go-round

To my heart... it will flow down
You hold up a bloodstained hand
Everything is painted in wounds
The end means we'll be killed
You... even my heart, again...

Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN

In your eyes I found my own eyes
And then et cetera...
Have you found yours in mine?