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David Flanz
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  • Hombre, 20, Mimos 420
  • de Banbridge
  • Situación sentimental: En pareja
  • Accesos al perfil: 20.055
  • Miembro desde: June 2005
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Conóceme

Lema
Manchester United Champions 2008 - Giggs what a guy!! - we won it 10 times!!!
Información
***Life time achievements so far!!***

*1*Made it into McGoat's / Potato head's top 16

*2* Met Dewey out of Malcolm in the middle!

*3* Met the pope!

*4*won an oscar!

*5* Made it dwn the Belmont Hill without Injuring myself!

*6* won two spot Prizes at the Belmont christmas Party

*7* Met Lionel Richie

*8* Foto taken with a Bouncer

*9* Smoked Darren's Type R

*10* signed for utd

*11* Met the tallest women in the world

*12* Lesbo action in the Type F

*13* Was mentioned on the raido

*14* Was in the Type R

*15* In the jerks evo (Front seat baby)

*16* Was at the British Open (08)

*17* David Frost remembered me

*18* Was at Big Baps

*19* Got into Jordanstown

*20* Got into halls

*21* Shook Sir Alex Fergusons hand
Media naranja
Ciara Mc Sherry

Ciara Mc Sherry

wee star * xox

PEOPLE I HATE
NATASHA
Things David Likes
My carlsberg draught master, football, cred in fone, Helena Courtney, Utd, Lost, Rush hour, friday nite coach, belhole, The Type F, Mac's mother Martini, Mummy Mcsherry, the jjb, Ronaldo
Things David Dislikes
no money in phone, natasha, buying petrol, tech, going bald, utd getting beat, people touching my hair , to wake up and hear what u did the nite be4, stephen gerrard, John terry, louis Saha, getting flat wheels, buying new wheels, getting beat at football, clothes shrinking in the wash, hair going curly, tech carpark trees!! awl bastards!
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    • Lern Chinese

      Learn chinese in 3 easy minutes...

      You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

      ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE

      1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

      2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

      3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

      4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

      5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

      6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

      7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

      8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

      9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

      10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

      11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

      12) Staying out of sight.............................
      . Lei Ying Lo

      13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

      14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

      15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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    • do it and leave da answers im da comments below!!!

      1. Who are you?
      2. Are we friends?
      3. When and How did we meet?
      4. Do you have a crush on me?
      5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
      6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
      7. Describe me in 1 word
      8. What was your first impression of me?
      9. Do u still think the same?
      10. What reminds you of me?
      11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
      12. How well do you know me?
      13. When was the last time you saw me?
      14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
      15. What would you give me out of 10 for looks?
      16. What would you give me out of 10 for personality?
      17. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

      19 comentarios 1320 días

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      28 things you didnt
      know about chunk norris .......................

      1. chunk norris once walked down the street with a massive
      erection. There were no survivors.

      2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chunk norris allows to live.

      3. When chunk norris drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

      4. When chunk norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy Crap!
      That's chunk norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that
      point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

      5. When chunk norris goes to donate blood, he declines the
      syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

      6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
      chunk norris could use to kill you, including the room
      itself.

      7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around
      the time Satan borrowed two bucks from chunk norris and forgot to
      pay him back.

      8. chunk norris can count backwards from infinity.

      9. Crop circles are chunk norris way of telling the world that
      sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.


      10. When chunk norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't
      get wet. The water gets David instead.

      11. chunk norris can divide by zero.

      12. In fine print at on the last page of the
      Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held
      by chunk norris, and those listed in the book are simply the
      closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

      13. chunk norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses
      to put up with lactose's Shit.

      14. chunk norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

      15. chunk norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

      16. chunk norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying
      glass. At night.

      17. You are what you eat. That is why chunk norris diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

      18. chunk norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even
      touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in
      between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat
      itself out of fear.

      19. chunk norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded
      gun and won.

      20. If you were to lock chunk norris in a room with a guitar,a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this chunk norris replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

      21. On his birthday, chunk norris randomly selects one lucky
      child to be thrown into the sun.

      22. chunk norris doesn't believe in condoms. Instead,
      he sticks his Penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while shagging another.

      23. When chunk norrisdoes a pushup, he isn't lifting himself
      up, he's pushing the Earth down.

      24. Whenever chunk norris puts out a cigarette, he throws it
      in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away
      as an inferno erupts behind him.

      25. chunk norris invented black. In fact, he invented the
      entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise
      invented pink.

      26. chunk norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse"
      after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

      27. chunk norris haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

      28. chuck norris doesnt go hunting...that implys failure...he goes killing!

      29. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets
      an immovable object" was finally solved when chunk norris punched himself in the face.

      2 comentarios 1324 días

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    14 February
    Lucky Color:Aubergine
    Personality Strengths:Compassion, Determination
    Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
    Successful Career Path:Fashion
    Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
    Adjectives to Describe You:courageous, enterprising
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    A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

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    Activities: Enjoys going out at the weekend and getting wrecked!****L...
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    • Sir Stephen Moore
      Sir Stephen Moore

      I luv uuuuu

      hace 8 semanas
    • Stephen Haughey
      Stephen Haughey

      Crete 09 funds = £0.00

      hace 15 semanas
    • Karen Kennedy
      luv Karen Kennedy

      i cant believe u didnt wave earlier lol how rude :L were have u been hiding?

      hace 19 semanas
    • Reunion
      Reunion

      Hi David Flanz,

      Re-Live the 90s as we bring you a night of top tunes to take you right back!

      The Reunion DJs Connor Phillips (CoolFM) & DJ Baz are joined by 90s superstar......

      SASH! Live

      Expect hits such as Encore Une Fois,
      Ecuador, Adelante, La Primavera and Mysterious Times; put these
      alongside classic 90s hits from 2 Unlimited to
      the Vengaboys and you have the
      ULTIMATE 90s NIGHT!

      Friday 31st July @ The Glenavon Hotel, Cookstown

      Tickets Available from ticketmaster.ie & Glenavon Hotel Reception, more info on our bebo page :D

      Love,
      Reunion Team x

      hace 21 semanas
    • Mess Express
      Mess Express

      Hey David Flanz

      Friday 31st July 2009
      REUNION @ GLENAVON HOTEL, COOKSTOWN
      with special guest
      Sash Live!
      This event is strictly over 20s, ID Required.

      Get your TICKET & TRANSPORT package for just £20 from us!
      Buses leaving from all over the country!

      Info:
      07719829922
      mess_express.bebo.com

      Love,
      Mess Express.x
      :D

      hace 22 semanas
    • Club Kidz
      Club Kidz

      HEY :P

      OK HERE WE GO AGAIN :p:p

      CLUBKIDZ @ COAST NIGHTCLUB present

      IBIZA PARTY :o:o

      THIS SUNDAY NIGHT (19th JULY)

      FULL BEACH THEME CLUB DECOR :p

      GLOWSTICKS

      CDZ

      PRIZES FOR THE BEST DANCERS :o

      SO COME ON DOWN IN YOUR BEACH CLOTHES (if ya want to wear beach clothes lol) AND JOIN IN

      KEEP UR EYE OUT FOR OUR "BUY 1 GET 1 FREE" PASSES IN A TOWN NEAR YOU

      £5 ADM

      DOOR: 8 TILL MIDNIGHT

      THANKS David Flanz


      If you do not wish to recieve anymore comments from us please reply STOP :(


      hace 22 semanas
    • Ciara Mc Sherry
      luv Ciara Mc Sherry

      Would ya like any wedgies with that?:L :L xx

      hace 23 semanas
    • Ciara Mc Sherry
      luv Ciara Mc Sherry

      Love for my wee hungover rat:D Joke:P xx

      hace 24 semanas
    • Mess Express
      Mess Express

      Hey David Flanz

      Sat 4th July, Sally's of Omagh

      Buses leaving from all over Mid Ulster!

      Check out our bebo for more info:
      Mess_Express.bebo.com
      or
      Call or text us on 07719829922

      Love,
      Mess Express.x
      :D

      hace 24 semanas
    • Nicola Byrne
      Nicola Byrne

      rip on wed :D :D :D :D :D super physced, lik u wudn believe

      hace 24 semanas
    • Ciara Mc Sherry
      luv Ciara Mc Sherry

      Love:)

      ps. Im comen t 'club 64' whether u like it or not:D

      xxxx

      hace 24 semanas
    • Mess Express
      Mess Express

      Hey David Flanz

      Every Monday, MINT MONDAYS @ Mint Cafe Bar, Cookstown
      Strictly 18+

      On Monday 29th June we will be running buses from Banbridge, Newry, Armagh City, Moy and Dungannon.

      This bus route is running in Association with Iúr FM. Get your seat ASAP!

      Check out our bebo for more details:
      Mess_Express.bebo.com
      For booking or info call/text us on:
      07719829922

      Love,
      Mess Express.x
      :D

      hace 24 semanas
    • Mess Express
      Mess Express


      Hey David Flanz


      Monday 1st June, MINT MONDAYS @ Mint Cafe Bar, Cookstown

      The BIGGEST EVER student party in Mid-Ulster!
      Running every Monday throughout the summer.
      Strictly 18+


      On Monday 29th June we will be running buses from Banbridge, Newry, Armagh City, Moy and Dungannon. We will be offering a Ticket & Transport package for £15! (This includes entrance into Mint, transport to and from Mint and a free drink!)

      This great offer is being brought to you in association with Iúr FM


      Check our bebo for more details:
      Mess_Express.bebo.com
      For booking or information call or text: 07719829922


      Love,
      Mess Express.x
      :D


      hace 25 semanas
    • . .Rebekah
      . .Rebekah

      we arent sureeee lol..:)
      you loved us, dont lie.
      i helped you get through that night soberly lol.

      back home now?

      hace 25 semanas
    • Karen Kennedy
      Karen Kennedy

      haha ino thats ur fav one lol

      hace 25 semanas
    • Stevie Patterson
      Stevie Patterson

      :L Parlour?

      hace 25 semanas
    • Nicola Byrne
      Nicola Byrne

      yea ws in d jbank sat nte
      and i ventured to d bank sun nte too
      quality wkend
      dnt no is der many going to mint??bus frm newry is it???

      hace 25 semanas
    • Jonny Allen
      luv Jonny Allen

      not a wile pile either lad, jus wrking away and doing a bit of partying u no!:D

      naw have'nt got it sorted yet, still waiting on the boy getting back to us like at the end of the month. u boys wil be moving in soon then?

      hace 25 semanas
    • Nicola Byrne
      Nicola Byrne

      i defo think it ws ur idea defo
      ur a bad egg :P :P
      wer use for dis wkend???elbanko???

      hace 26 semanas