EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Daniel Bremridge

FIRST SCHOOL: Elmsleigh Infants!

FIRST CELL PHONE: Motorola (Massive one with ariel

FIRST FUNERAL: Never actually been to one.

FIRST PET: Topsy the cat

FIRST BIG TRIP: Devon when i was 5

FIRST FIGHT: With kim stauntons brother jason haha

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Jo out of s club 7


FIRST JOB: Spud peeler in hilcrest chip shop LOL

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Aint a clue. someone from skl?


EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: Chynna..

LAST CAR RIDE: Ross brought me home

LAST TIME I CRIED?: Watching king kong LOL!

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Green street

LAST FOOD I ATE: Salad.. Yes seriously

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Ah Mc Flurry

LAST SHIRT WORN: Henleys black shirt

LAST PHONE CALL: Mum

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Katie.

LAST THING I TOUCHED: my keyboard to type this..

LAST FUNERAL: None

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: couple of days ago

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Going town for the first time

LAST PERSON I SAW: My mother

LAST THING I DRANK: Coke

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: i know hu but aint puttin it

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: Booking my driving test

1.Give me your number?
2.Love me?
3.Kiss me?
4.Watch a film with me?
5.Have dinner with me?
6.Drive me somewhere?
7.Have a shower with me?
8.Be my boy/girl friend?
9.Tell me I'm cute?
10.Buy me a drink?
11.Take me home for the night, your place or mine?
12.Let me sleep in your bed?
13.Fuck me?
14.Put this on your page and let me do it for you?
15.Am I attractive, pretty, sexy?
16.Do you like my style?
17.Do you think I'm funny?
18.Do you care about me?
19.Dance with me?
20.Sing happy birthday to me?
21.Want to say anything before you go?

cheeeeeeeeeeeers:

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


SIX
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


SEVEN
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


EIGHT
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


ELEVEN
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!