There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. "I DO!" Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone....your numbers not in it.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

You turn my software into hardware!

Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.

Anybody Under The Age Of 13 Should Not Re-Post This.

You Know Youre A 90s Kid If....

You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".

You had a huge fringe in some point of your childhood.

You remember watching and reading "Goosebumps".

You thought "hit me baby one more time" was a number one hit from Brittney Spears.

You took plastic lunch-boxes to school.

You remember the craze of "Tamagotchi's" and "Yo-yo's".

You still have the urge to say "not" after everything...NOT!

You remember the "Power Rangers" and always new the pink ranger and the green ranger were meant to be...

You collected pokemon cards.

You owned an alien which lived in its pod, and you knew when you stuck them back-to-back they would have babies!

You watched the original "Post Man Pat" and "Fireman Sam".

You used to wear stick on ear-rings, not just on your ears, but in the corners of your eyes too.

You know the macerena off by heart.

"Talk To The Hand"...Enough said.

You thought "Brain" from "Pinky and the Brain" would eventually take over the world.

You remember "Bum Bags".

You collected "Tazo's"

Two words - "Spice Girls"

You new it was cool to wear trousers and skirts at the same time, oh yes, "Trouser-Skirts"!

You wanted/owned a pair of "Jelly Shoes".

Re-post this if you were a kid growing up through the ninties and remember this...........The good ol'days

Spell your name: Krishan

Spell your name backwards: Nahsirk

Spell it with your elbow: kireiusdghz n ( lol wtf?)

Spell it with your eyes shut: Keishan ( so close)

Spell it with your forehead: ikr54tikxsuyj7hnmjh (hahahahahahha)

Spell it with your nose: kiriwsyhaqnjh

Spell it with your chin: mmkfdkjxzbn z


man, i'm, good