1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides

2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it

3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we have the riot season

4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east

5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own

6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call steek/milly and called it chav

7. The home of the petrol bomb

8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of Belfast is 35 seconds

9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and the people who stole it will try and sell it back to you

10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no fun!

11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams

12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the english police riot squads

13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive

14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5

15. The only country germany are afraid of

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
9) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
10) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
12) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.
15) You never ever run out of salt.
16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
1 Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
19) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

1. Name: Niall
2. Nicknames: BANG
3. Birthday: 19th november
4. Place of Birth: hospital i hope
5. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
6. Gender: neutral
7. Grade: bloody Americans lower sixth
8. Schools you went to: St Mac Nissis's ps (woohoo!), St Malachy's
9. Occupation: Tesco's yayy!
10. Residence: house
11. Screen name: emmm...Niall

___"MY APPEARANCE"___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: that depends
14. Eye color: brown
15. Best Feature: hoo hoo hoo!
16. Height: 5ft 10"
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: sometimes
19. Piercing: no
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___"MY FIRST"___

22. First best friend: Barry Scott
23. First Award: swimming 10m woooooooooo!
24. First Sport You Joined: basketball
25. First Pet: Glen, dog
26. First Real Vacation: france
27. First Concert: dunno
28. First Love: no comment (cough conor cough)

___" MY FAVOURITE"___

29. Movie: White Chicks or Dodgeball
30. TV Show: Prison Break or Lost or 24 or CSI theres to many!
31. Color: blueee
32. Rapper: Jay Z Wigga style aight
33. Band: Razorlight
34. Song Right Now: static - Paul
35. Friend: how dare u
36. Candy: MENTOS
38. Restaurant: Captains Table without a doubt
39. Brand to wear: nike...aye swall
40. Store: centra (they have mentos)
41. School Subject: How to win a guy in 10 days
42. Animal: the pigion
43. Book: A Short History of Tractors in Ukrakian (brilliant! new Russia blah...)
44. Magazine: Mens fitness
45. Shoes: platforms

___"ME CURRENTLY"___

46. Feeling: slighty pink with hint of marmalade
48. Have a crush: neutral of course
49. Eating: nothin
50. Drinking: nothin
51. Typing: this...obviously
52. Online?: yup
53. Listening To: static i alredy told u
54. Thinking About: im alone
55. Wanting To: dance
56. Watching: limewire (u no wat i mean aidzo!!)
57. Wearing: nothin

__________"ME FUTURE"__________

58. Want Kids?: of course
59. Want to be Married: aye
60. Careers in Mind: WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN
61. Where do you want to live?: The motherland obvioulsy but if not here is fine
62. Car: noonoo yeyyy!

__"WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX"__

63. Hair color: dont care
64. Hair length: dont care
65. Eye color: Not like it matters,
66. Measurements: ????
67. Cute or Sexy: bit a both
68. Lips or Eyes: hopefully she has both but beggars cant b choosers
69. Hugs or Kisses: soft
70. Short or Tall: shorter! i wer the trousers in this relationship!
71. Easygoing or serious: intermediate
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: You know me all to well
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: sorry wat r we tlkin about?

___"HAVE YOU EVER"______

79. Had Alcohol: just a little
80. Smoked: nah
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: yup
83. Got an X-ray: yep
84. Got arrested: nope
85. Broken Someones Heart: nope...conor u broke mine
87. Cried When Someone died: yup

___"DO YOU BELIEVE IN"___

89. God: oh yes
90. Miracles: somewat yes
91. Love At First sight: nope
92. Ghosts: no just nathan prowling
93. Aliens: again nathan prowling
94. Soul Mates: again somewat
95. Heaven: why yes, yes of course
96. Hell: yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: you no me im easy
99. Horoscopes: nope

___"ANSWER TRUTHFULLY"____

100. Is there someone you want, BUT you know you can't have? I'm sure theres something...