Rohaners

the only man any1 can trust is the green man!

hace 51 semanas | ¡yo también! | Responder

Agregar a mis amigos
  • Mujer, 22, Mimos 496
  • de born and bread KILLBILLY
  • Accesos al perfil: 18.549
  • Última sesión: hace 19 semanas
  • www.bebo.com/lisarohan7

Conóceme

Información
Lisa: What is he??
Daithí: He's a hypnotist..
Lisa: What'll he do to me??
Daithí: Hypnotise you!!!
*****************************
Stonie: It's cold in here
Lisa: That's because it's a fridge!!

Fridge: what does he eat in the chinese??
Lisa: i dunno..duck..breast of duck or something??
Do ducks have breasts??
Fridge: YEAH!!
Together: HA HA HA HA

*****************************
Enya comes on the radio..
Lisa: oh this song reminds me of the sea..i dont know why!!! Does it remind you of the sea??!
Fridge: Yeah it does remind me of the sea!
Lisa: DOES IT REALLY REMIND YOU OF THE SEA??!
Fridge: yeah,its called Sail Away!
*****************************
Fridge: oooh, ive just got hearburn!!
Lisa: Where?
Fridge: In my heart!!!
*****************************
Lisa: i dont want arses or snots...
Fridge: or baby food..ever!!!
*****************************
Lisa: I'm so not satisfied by that..oh wait,i still have half a sandwich left!
Media naranja
Una Buggy

Una Buggy

she's gonna ride a big elephant just for me

cerrar Video Box

help

George Michael - I Can't Make You Love Me

cerrar Blog

  • Drinking.

    To my friends who wonder why I take a drink, now & then :-), here is my explanation. I
    hope you understand now!
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't...
    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there
    is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
    of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
    1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or
    other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
    filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of
    $hi+.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public
    service.

    0 comentarios 649 días

  • how to make a girl smile!!

    1. Dont hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out

    2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

    3. Hug her from behind

    4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

    5. Wrestle with her

    6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.

    7.If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.

    8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

    9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

    10. Play with her hair.

    11. Play around with her (she loves it)

    12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it

    13. Make her laugh

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

    15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

    16. If you care about her, then TELL HER

    17. Every guy should give their girl 2 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).

    18.Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

    20. Hang out with her on weekends

    21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

    22. Kiss her just for the heck of it

    23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

    24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if
    its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. It means all the world to HER.

    25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

    26.Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

    27. Give her what she wants

    28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

    29. Tell her shes beautiful NOT hot

    30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time

    31. If u care about her...SHOW her!

    4 comentarios 886 días

  • me!

    Facts about ME!!
    Name: Lisa
    2. Nicknames: Li, Lis, Lizzy, Fanz, Fanny, Jelila, Liza, Annie....
    4. Place of Birth: Holles Street
    5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
    6. Male or Female: Female
    7. Class: 1st year??
    8. School: nah
    9. Occupation: el studento

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Colour: Dark Brown
    13. Hair Length: Shoulderish
    15. Hairstyle: straightish??
    17. Braces?: Nope
    18. Glasses?: yes'm
    19. Piercings: Ears, tongue, and elsewhere.
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First Best Friend: possibly Jilly
    24. First Sport You Joined: athletics
    26. First Real Vacation: canada
    First Love: Jesus....

    _Favorites___

    29. Movie: Sister Act
    30. TV Programme: Hollyoaks
    31. Color: red lad
    Rapper: 2pac
    34. Song Right Now: guns n roses, Don't Cry. LOVE IT!!!
    35. Friends: the ladies ;)
    Sweet: stinger bars, id love one
    37. Sport: volleyball
    38. Restuarant: Menas
    39. Favorite Band: dunno really
    40. Store: whatever i can afford
    School Subject: music
    Animal: buddy...so long!!
    43. Book: yeah, good one.
    44. Magazine: anything to read in anthropology lectures
    45. Shoes: doobs ha
    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: like i should be studying
    47. Single or Taken?: single...
    48. Have a Crush: yes
    49. Eating: nothing
    50. Drinking: Nothing
    51. Typing: you
    52. Online?: yes'm
    53. Listening To: the sound of mena fryin that chicken...mmmm
    54. Thinking About: how i shouldnt be on here
    55. Wanting To: eat that chicken panini
    56. Watching: the computer screen?
    57. Wearing: lots of things

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: not really no
    59. Want to be Married?: not really no
    60. Careers in Mind: teacher
    61. Where do you want to live? Kill ha

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: dark
    64. Hair length: short!
    65. Eye color: Blue or green
    66. Measurments: haha ha ha ha ha
    67. Cute or Sexy: cute....
    68. Lips or Eyes: lips
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Both!!
    70. Short or Tall: preferably taller but that doesnt happen very often
    71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing but a good balance!!!
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: aahhh emmm rosemantic.....
    73. Fatty or Skinny: not too skinny, ugh no way.
    74. Sensitive or Loud: a balance!!
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: same thing
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hahaha em what????

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: ha yes
    79. Had Alcohol: ive had my fair share
    80. Smoked: yes
    81. Ran Away From Home: nope
    82. Broken a bone: kind of....AHEM...LOUISE?!!
    83. Got an X-ray: lots
    84. Been with someone: oh yeah!!!
    85. Broke someones Heart: ah here....
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: yeah....
    88. Cried At School: yea... that can be a tough kinda place

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: sometimes
    90. Miracles: So far no!
    91. Love At First Sight: dont think so
    92. Ghosts: yep, a firm believer!!
    93. Aliens: No
    94. Soul Mates: eh yea kinda!
    95. Heaven: dunno, no...not really
    96. Hell: studying
    97. Angels: maybe
    98. Kissing on The First Date: ah yea!
    99. Horoscopes: sometimes....

    0 comentarios 930 días

cerrar What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

My result is: Saxophone

Well you aren't always perceived as the brightest of the bunch, but you are usually considered the coolest. Associated with sexuality more often than not, this can be both good and bad. It is easy to let this go to your head and become pompus. You tend to be outspoken, and very honest. You like partying and having a good time, but you also know when it's time to focus, and really work hard. You are generally the happy medium between work and play.
More quizzes:
what model are you?
Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
See More Quizzes

cerrar The Best Profile Survey


Name :   Lisa
Nick Name :   Li, Lis, Fanny, Annie, Flavia
Birthdate :   31 January 1987
Birthplace:   Dublin
Current Location:   Kill
Eye Color:   Green
Hair Color:   Blondey-ish
Height:   5' 9?
Weight:   not sure actually
Piercings:   a few
Tatoos:   nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   not right now!
Vehicle:   Clio
Overused Phrase:   Randomers/Mentaller/
FAVORITES
Food:   Chicken!
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Haydens/The Court/Victoria Garden
Candy:   not so much!
Number:   7
Color:   Red
Animal:   Dog
Drink:   Vodka
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Arms
Perfume:   Intimately Beckham
TV Show:   Greys Anatomy
Music Album:   Roisín Murphy at the minute
Movie:   You Dont Mess With the Zohan
Actor/Actress:   Colin Firth
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Yuck
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Macky D's
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Rap
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   11-12ish
Most Missed Memory:   Donals business class
Best phyiscal feature:   next
First Thought Waking Up:   Holidays!
Ambition:   Holidays!
Best Friends:   Lots
Weakness:   Food
Fears:   Holidays!!
Longest relationship:   not so long!!
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   yes
Ever been beaten up:   no
Ever beaten someone up:   no
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   green
Favorite Hair Color:   brown
Short or Long:   tidy
Height:   taller than me
Style:   smart casual
Looks or Personality:   bit of both
Hot or Cute   Hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Toned-ish
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   New Zealand
How do you want to Die:   i dont
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yes
Get along with your Parents:   Yes
Health Freak:   not so much a freak!
Do you think your Attractive:   next please
Believe in Yourself:   Yes
Want to go to College:   There
Do you Smoke:   Yes
Do you Drink:   Yes
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   Badly
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   next please
Hate anyone:   Definitely not
Get Your Own survey.....

cerrar Listas de reproducción

cerrar Pizarra virtual

cerrar Comentarios

  • Kerri
    luv Kerri

    just dropping by some loving!! x x x

    hace 19 semanas
  • Aimee Burke
    Aimee Burke

    hey...d exam results must be out soon...best of luck keep my fingers crossed but you'll do great!

    hace 24 semanas
  • Niamhmcfadden
    luv Niamhmcfadden

    oh how was portugal?hope u had fun..im not livin it up 2much yet cos cant be spendin all my money incase i dont get a job ill run out!ha goin for an interview at a golf club 2m, ya never no i cud get into da golf nd start playin wit you!!:L so who did u have da interview wit, lorraine? yea ave a new number alrite its 914-6194413.i dunno wat ya ave t put before that tho bt ill txt ya off it sum day sur..me nd gerry sharing a phone.its wile costly cos every time someone rings it, it takes credit!! having fun tho i love the city its class hopefully we'l get t go to a braodway show before we get home..so ave u ne more plans for da summer? work nd make money? xx

    hace 24 semanas
  • Niamhmcfadden
    luv Niamhmcfadden

    hey hey how are u?ne fun? just a wee comment t say hello 4rm america town!!weathers not great yet bt its pickin up at da weekend nd it'l b around 30 degrees or so..no luck wit work yet stil lookin bt its so hard t get work.mite jst make it a holiday yet!!:L :L ne fun down around ur country? x

    hace 25 semanas
  • luv Orla Williams

    Hey dude!! Hows the exams going?:D

    hace 26 semanas
  • M People Heather Small
    M People Heather Small

    M People & Heather Small Bebo Band Page:

    http://www.bebo.com/MPeopleHeatherS

    hace 34 semanas
  • Jill Kelleher
    Jill Kelleher

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 38 semanas
  • Ann Summers Parties
    Ann Summers Parties

    Hiya book an Ann Summers Party in Mar and receive a FREE GIFT and 30% of any item in the catalogue. Plus lots of special offers.
    Leave me a comment or email me to find out more…

    Party Reps also required all areas.....

    hace 39 semanas
  • Ciara
    luv Ciara

    mwah xxx

    hace 40 semanas
  • Kerri
    Kerri

    lisa love, send me your num lost my phone!!:( still have same nmber though!! x x x

    hace 41 semanas
  • Ciara Rohan
    luv Ciara Rohan

    Hello fuck face!!!

    Some valentines love from moi to you!!

    hace 42 semanas
  • Lisa Higgins
    Lisa Higgins

    Yea I kinda thought you would be dead alright!!!! Yea sure love!!

    hace 42 semanas
  • Debbie M
    Debbie M

    If i didnt have work 2mw i defo wud kids & hangovers dont mix well unfortunately! :( spend a ridiculous amount of muny last nite another :( rite im loggin off tawk 2ya ladle mwah mwah xx no luv left soz

    hace 43 semanas
  • Debbie M
    Debbie M

    Ahhh hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha hahahahaha.....hahahahahah ohhh how i luv u hahahahahaha

    hace 43 semanas
  • Martin Leen
    Martin Leen

    hey there stranger...............how ya been...still waiting for ur visit 2 kerry like:) :)

    hace 43 semanas
  • Nita Dowling
    Nita Dowling

    hey hun hope the exams etc went well.. im dying of cabin fever with all the study.. im never on this much so happy belated birthday hope you had a good one :) xxx

    hace 43 semanas
  • Una Buggy
    Una Buggy

    15 smackaroonees on crisps last night ha ha do ya member??!!

    hace 44 semanas
  • Tray
    luv Tray

    Hey, Happy belated!!! Did you have a good night?? I stayed in Newbridge in the restaurant all night, left about half one & came home I was wrecked cos was out on Fri nite too...

    Bday luv.

    PS Lost your num when I broke my phone... send it on xx

    hace 44 semanas
  • Pamela Behan
    Pamela Behan

    happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hace 44 semanas