2K8...

Left school and attempted college...

subsequently dropped out of college and continue to just drift...

worked all summer but it was worth it...

saw The Hold Steady in Manchester and loved every second...

met a girl that I happened to become infattuated with against all odds...

drunkenly sang Born in the U.S.A in front of a group Asians but was drunk thought I requested Born to Run...

realised that Artificial Intellience coul not work because life, love and human actions are all just pardoies...

discovered the joys of partying...

continued to enjoy thesingle life.

2K9...

Will most probably meet someone...

learn to drive...

LFTR PLLR anthology is out this year so I can get artsy...

write a screenplay...

have a Constructive Summer!

1. Open your library,
2. Put it on to shuffle,
3. Press play,
4. For every question type the song that's playing,
5. When you go to a new question press the next button.
6. Don't skip to find one that fits...just go with it.

Opening Credits
Layla - Derek & the Dominos

Waking Up
Saturday - Kids In Glass Houses

First Day of School
Distant Early Warning - Rush

Falling in Love
The Diary- FFaF

Losing Virginity
More than a feeling - Boston

Fight Song
Suck My Kiss - RHCP

Breaking Up
59 Sound - Gaslight Anthem

Prom
When You where young - Killers

Life
Alive with the glory of love- Say Anything

Driving
No Questions Asked - Answer

Flashback
Halleljuah - Jeff Buckley

Getting Back Together
Like a Hurricane - Neil Young

Wedding
Rock the casbah - Clash

Party
High and dry - Radiohead

Birth of A Child
Whiskeyface - Roddy Womble

Final Battle
Nobody move, nobody get hurt - We are Scientists

Death Scene
Wake up - SoTY

Funeral Song
2 More Years - Bloc Party

Jokes that only work in Scotland

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.

What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.

A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?"
"Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter.
"That's affa deer," says the guy.

Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa' noo.

After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.

What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.

How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.

A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.
"No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan ."

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."

What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d.

What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.

While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: "What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?"
"I'd put him off at the next stop," he says.
"Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?"
"I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies.

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - "Aye right."

A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel..."