TODAY IN BOSTON WE HAD
200 riot police
25 paddywagons
15 armoured cars
12 police cars
8 undercover cop cars
4 armoured helicopters

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* Stookie once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

* Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Stookie likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

* There are no races, only countries of people Stookie has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

* Stookie can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

* A Stookie-delivered Headbutt is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

* Stookies house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

* When Stookie has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

* Stookie doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

* In honor of Stookie, all McDonald's in Boston have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Stookiesized.

* Stookie CAN believe it's not butter.

* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Stookie roundhouse kick.

* Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Stookie-Will-Kill.

* While urinating, Stookie is easily capable of welding titanium.

* When Stookie talks, everybody listens. And dies.

* When Boiler kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Stookie kills a ninja, he uses every part.

* Plummer claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Stookie calls this "a slow Tuesday."

* For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Stookie, each testicle is larger than the other one.

* Stookie invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Neil Donaghy invented pink.

* On his birthday, Stookie randomly selects one lucky Geals player to be thrown into the sun.

* Stookie doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Stookie throws down!

* Stookie grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

* Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Stookie"

* Stookie ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

* Stookie and boiler walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

* If you Google search "Stookie getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

* Stookie can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

* Stookie doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

* The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Stookie. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

* It takes Stookie 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Stookie will find you and kill you.

* Stookie has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Stookie Headbutted one of the corners off.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Stookie lives in Boston.

* Stookie doesn't believe in Turkey.

* When Stookie is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

* Stookie once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

* James Cameron wanted Stookie to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

* Stookie can touch MC Hammer.

* Thousands of years ago Stookie came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have whit

meath 2-11 kildare 1-08
john crofton retires
meath 11 fermanagh 9
charlie mulgrew retires
meath 1-13 tyrone 2-08
cmon mickey harte ya prick, fuck off and retire