ONE
w.a.k.e. u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a Bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a fucking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Quit fucking crying
b/c you're not on someones top 16.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 4th graders who have Bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON WAKE UP TO YOURSELF

Am i..
Cute?
Hott?
Pretty?
Nice?
Mean?
Ugly?
Fat?
Skinny?
Weird?
Naughty?

Would You..
Kiss Me?
Hook Up With Me?
Hugg Me?
Love Me?
Hate Me?
Be Mean To Me?
Be My Friend?
Be My Valentine?
Take Me Out To Dinner?
Fight Me?
Miss Me?

Have You..
Kissed Me?
Hugged Me?
Loved Me?
Hated Me?


Are You..
My Friend?
My Girlfriend?
My Enemy?
Missing Me?
Loving Me?


Have You Ever Wanted To...
Kiss Me?
Love Me?
Date Me?
Hug Me?


Did You Tell The Truth??

Name:
Age:
Would you call me your friend:
Ever wished I was with you:
Wanted to tell me something but couldnt:

--WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF--
You saw me walking down the street:
You found me crying:
I told you I liked you in a more then friends way:
I said I loved you:
I held your hand:
I hugged you:
I kissed you:
I got in the same bed as you:
I moved into the house next door:

--WOULD YOU--
Hug me:
Kiss me:
Hold my hand:
Dance with me:
Be my friend:
Be my boy/girl friend:
Sleep in the same bed as me:

--ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?--