How old were you when you started playing? Properly 21
How many seasons have you played? around 15
Is football your favorite sport? After masturbating
What made you decide to play? A team was short of a player
Do you play professionally? Yes, my name is Samaras
Favorite strip? Julie, booth number 4 in.....oh football strip?
Team(s) Colors? Black and red
Favourite Number? 1
How Often Do You Play? 2 to 5 times a week
Do You Get Booked? Never
Do You Start? Every game
What position do you play? Goalis
What style does your team play? Confused
Favourite team mate? God, he always takes my crap
Favourite goal you scored? Never scored......for my team at any rate
What brand are you jerseys? Nike
What division are you in? Sunday Eve Division 2 and Thursday Eve Div 1
Does your team have good chemistry? We barely speak
What country do you use on FIFA Video Games? Netherlands
Do you want to coach soccer? I have occasionally
Do you play indoor soccer or futsal? I have
How early do you arrive before a game? 20 mins before usually
Where is the coolest match you've been to? Scotland versus Italy
Ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend that played soccer? Struggling with the girlfriend part
How much do you practice a week? Rarely
How long are your practices? Until I get tired or gassy....then it's bedtime
Your best 5-a-side moment? Being told by Ian Cameron I made a great save. That'll do Pig
Your worst 5-a-side moment? Weak shot through the legs put us out of a tournie
Who is your toughest opponent? Myself
Who is your biggest rival? That dude that everyone thinks is a cooler me
Number of Injuries? 1
Ever been yellow carded? no
Ever been red carded? no
Do you like to slide tackle? Sure
One word-describe your game: Aggressive
How do you wear your hair for the game? Spiky, worked in the middle. A sort of bed heady look with a little bit of the salon worked in. Nice
What is the most goals you have scored in a game? 0
Ever made a game winning goal? Yes
Can you do stepovers? I stepover my team mates bodies regualrly
What tricks can you do? I beg for a treat real nice
What is your favorite team? East Stirlingshire
Who is your favorite player? Craig Gordon
What is you favorite international team? Scotland ~cringe~
Who is your inspiration? She knows who she is
Get Hyped Before a Game? Usually
Listen to Music Before a Game? Yes
Have a Pre-Game Ritual? The knuckle bump with Paul and Billy
Live for football? I live for life. Football is just a fun distraction