!!!WARNING SPOILERS!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!

+SINGLE PLAYER+

The Single Player is a wee bit of a let down with the lack of Customisation of the characters attire though the absence of the abbillity to customise Niko's physical appearance dosnt bother me as he does look a real bad ass!

The Targeting and Cover system are brilliant too reminds me abit of "Kane & Lynch: Dead Men" which Iam sure was a Rockstar Game too and fuckin Rocked tooo!

I started playing Online last night and the Online is far better than the single player with a great list of games; Cops & Crooks is my fave at the moment but Free Mode is brilliant too and is something ive wanted to see in a GTA game for years, the chance to go multiplayer in the entire city!

Liberty City Hardcore (L.C.H.C) is a fucking great radio station! Its a Hardcore Punk Radio Station in the game with some fucking cracker tracks! With Iggy Pop as the L.C.H.C's DJ Jimmy Gustapo!... What a name!

The Bizarre Russian/European Station is actually pretty cool too with its weird selection of music from different genre's and countrys! Also Liberty Rock is a cool station for Classic Rock and then their is Tuff Going for abit of Reggae!

IAlso I completed the Bounty Missions, killing all the most wanted Criminals in Liberty City!

[7th May 2008] Ok finished the Story!... Took me a week and heres the decisions I made:

[1] I Let Dwayne's ex Live. (Rather than kill her)
[2] I Killed Playboy X. (Rather than Dwayne)
[3] I Killed Francis. (Rather than Derek)
[4] I Killed Drakov. (Rather than let him live)
[5] I Killed Demitri (Revenge). (Rather than work with him/Help Pegarino)

Apparantly their are 7 choices in the game but I cant think of the other 2...

My ending had me Kill Jimmy Pegarino as he Killed Kate because I didnt work With him and Demiteri on the Heroin deal! So no doubt Kate survives if you help with the Heroin deal but will probably hate you for going against your morals as she tells you to go after Demitri as it is what Niko truely wants, Women....

Ok just found out on Wikipedia there is different Endings depending on your choices throughout the game!

+MULTIPLAYER/XBOX LIVE+

The normal Deathmatch is very fun loads of people running around Liberty City just wasteing each other by any means possible!

Cops & Crooks rocks my socks! I love being the Boss and just running like hell! Its best though when you have a team of loyal bodyguards who help keep the cops of your arse and help you get to the extraction! Also being one of the Crooks is fun too and helping your boss escape ive come up with a few wee tactics to aid the escape and so far theve prooven fvery usefull in helping the boss escape!

Hangmans NOOSE is my new fave of the online games! Not only is it the best to level as when played on Hard you get $4500 per game! As for the game all Players play Russian Mobsters who have just arrived in America along with their Boss Mr. Petrovic (I cant remeber his first name!). The Objective being all players have 3 lifes and must defend the boss and escort him to the safe zone while haveing the entire Liberty City Police Force trying to take you down!!!!!

Also what is with all the wannabe Gangstas online?... So funny hearing them argue over their mics to eachother, haveing a wee EGO WAR! None of them can play for shit and bitch when you kill them! The funny thing being most of them are most likely White Suburban Kids liveing with Mommy and Daddy who wanna be Black Ghetto Gang Bangers! Now is it just me or does playing a video game not sound so Gangsta?... shouldnt they be spiting rhymes, cappin fools and pimpin hoes?...

O and just to Clarify if we playing in a game together Iam not your; Son, G, Home Boy, Nigga or any other of the stupid shit you call eachother! Iam just a complete stranger you know as J0E S0AP, which most of you hardly realise as you just see each player as a Colour! "Yo Yo Yo Red Dude Iam Gonna Kill Y

Another funny Email!

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the name of god are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

I got this emailed to me and found it funny... enjoy!

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!