Orlaith Mc Hugh

i wana go back to france :(

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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
just finished 4 amazin years at queens studyin pharmacy!gona miss the mystery tours, pub crawls and all the other nites out :( . time to enter the big bad world... (que the scary music)!

RIP Peggy!!!!!

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Music
scrollin down my iPod we have.........................
 MGMT, 2 many DJs, zutons, white stripes, verve, travis, thrills, chemical brothers, strokes, stereophonics, snowpatrol, sigur ros, sia, shiny toy guns, the shins, scissor sisters, royksopp, razorlight, rage against the machine, radiohead, queens of the stone age, prodigy, prince, primal scream, powderfinger, plain white Ts, pink, paolo nutini, oasis, muse, my chemical romance, moby, mint royale, mew, lenny kravitz, led zepplin, klaxons, killers, keane, joseph arthur, JT, jose gonzalez, jimi Hendrix, jacques le cont, the hives, gwen stefani, groove armada, goo goo dolls, goldfrapp, the frames, embrace, editors, duke special, doves, daft punk, cranberries, counting crows, the coral, coldplay, cold war kids, blondie, blur, bloc party, biffy clyro, air, adele.
Films
like pretty much everything.. but love scary films!:D
Sports
i promise myself everyday that i will start the gym ...but it never happens... but this year i defo will!lol
Scared Of
ending up old and wrinkly living alone with a brown sofa and a cat!
Happiest When
with my mates, listening to sweet beats when im drivin about with shakira!when im out on the razz ma tazz!
things to look forward to
Movin out :) and earning a proper wee salary!!!!
i hate
1.people that walk so slowly in front of you!
2.when ur on a bus and its packed and sum1 sitting down has their bag on a seat and ur standing
3.any form of fish
4.when ur in town and u hav to dodge the charity people (i know its cruel)
5.when ur out in a bar, its packed and uv been queuing 4 ages and sum prick gets a drink the moment he gets there!

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  • A pharmacist's guide to drinking

    SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
    FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    ACTION: Punch him/her.

    SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
    FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
    ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
    FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
    ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

    SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
    FAULT: Improper bladder control.
    ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

    SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
    FAULT: Glass empty.
    ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

    SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
    ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

    SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
    FAULT: You have fallen forward.
    ACTION: See above.

    SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
    ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

    SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
    FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
    ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

    SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
    FAULT: You are being carried out.
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

    SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
    FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
    ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

    SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
    FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
    ACTION: Cover mouth.

    SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
    ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

    SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
    FAULT: You have been in a fight.
    ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

    SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
    FAULT: That lager is too weak.
    ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

    SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
    FAULT: Beer is just right.
    ACTION: Play air guitar.

    SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
    FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
    ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

    SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
    FAULT: You've been walking into things.
    ACTION: Maintain dosage.

    SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
    FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
    ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

    SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
    FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
    ACTION: It's too late, you made a complete arsehole of yourself

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  • peter kay- the leg end!


    PETER KAY home truths...gotta luv em! ha ha ha ha ha ha


    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
    pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into
    a calculator.

    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
    fire in your back garden.

    10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

    15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

    17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
    teacher mum or dad.

    18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
    first given opportunity.

    19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed halfway
    through and then raced against the flush.

    21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !

    22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    24) You never ever run out of salt.

    25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
    your hand or head stuck in something.

    28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

    29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their
    arm broken by a swan.

    30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on
    an upturned plug.

    31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

    32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
    specifically to stir paint with.

    33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

    34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

    35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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  • Heather Mearns
    luv Heather Mearns

    more like cracker barrel with.... wel actualy cracker barrel by itself u cheesy poof xxxx

    26 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Heather Mearns
    luv Heather Mearns

    u callin me a geek because i wear glasses?xxxx

    26 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Planet Mairead
    luv Planet Mairead

    was lookin for u last night!!! heard u hav exams =( when are they?? x

    26 tygodni temu
  • Lisa .
    luv Lisa .

    :) :) :) thanks
    how exciting lol :D xoxo

    26 tygodni temu
  • Orla O' Neill
    luv Orla O' Neill

    ahh remember i used 2 b blonde haha!!!!xx

    27 tygodni temu
  • Edel Byrne
    Edel Byrne

    same as! jus handed in final papers, got my portfolio due in 2 weeks & startin placement on monday !!! but i keep thinkin this time 3 months il b finito!!! happy days :) !! wwhhaa!!! ur on facebook!!hope u on it more than ur on this!!x

    29 tygodni temu
  • Edel Byrne
    luv Edel Byrne

    you're slackin on da bebo side... we so need 2 get u a facebook acc!! what is da crack?!! i hear it was ur bday... im slow apologies :) hope ya had a great one!! i havnt been up north since NY but defo giv ya a holla nxt time im der! prob wnt b awhile :( !! hows uni goin?! chin up we're nearly finito !! x
    LOVE !! x

    30 tygodni temu
  • Lucy Mclorinan
    luv Lucy Mclorinan

    sniff sniff. got the cold badly but still goin 2n. suppose u want a lift. lol wood u look for that chinese woman thing plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     x

    34 tygodnie temu
  • Edel Byrne
    luv Edel Byrne

    hey chickaroo :) what is the crack?! oh god so freakin fecked up of this uni malarki !!! oh when oh when do we eventaully qualify!! hows it all goin?! busy busy?!! havnt been chattin in ....... aaggeess !! wnt b visitin 2 another while longer but sesh defo due den!! xx

    36 tygodni temu
  • Orla O' Neill
    luv Orla O' Neill

    hey missy yup sounds gd em wed nite r thurs prob suits me the best...did u say 2 the rest of them??xx

    38 tygodni temu
  • Paddy O'Reilly
    luv Paddy O'Reilly

    State of you in your photos! lol. Sorry I'm crap at putting up photos, the same with replying to peoples comments on time! lol.

    40 tygodni temu
  • Orla O' Neill
    luv Orla O' Neill

    Hey hey missy hows u??long time....!!!oh god its awful dont talk 2 me got this presentation n d mornin...not lookin 4ward 2 it at all!!!lol was funny 2day tryin 2 get up wif all dat snow too!!wens ur results out do ya no?yeh ony got like 3 u but ders more jus didnt av time 2 put u d rest but will do v soon!!cant wait either n dont no bout mon ony cos i av pharmacy practice monday mornin eek!!xo

    41 tygodni temu
  • Edel Byrne
    luv Edel Byrne

    no exams yet chicky.. not till feb! had a lovely essay due 2day on da pathophysiology of raised intracranial pressure... that was a ball of fun tho :) no craic! placement sucks! im sick of burstin my balls n not gettin paid 4 it :( :( student life jus isnt all that fun :L :L !! colum goin home 2mr 4 a few days... i wasnt invited apparently da superbowl party is only 4 dudes !!!

    42 tygodnie temu
  • Edel Byrne
    Edel Byrne

    i have an addiction :L !! hope exam went ok! got da date 4 ours... friday 13th . . . like come on doomed 4 failure !! i promise i shall put dem up wenever im arsed :L :L

    44 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • MaryMac
    luv MaryMac

    ey there! lol, def no procrastinating goin on yday! thank frig those exams are done diddly done, such a relief! what'd ya think of today? we def seemed to have hit the easier set of questions! i hear you're planning a rip session! count us in! :) xoxo

    45 tygodni temu
  • Edel Byrne
    luv Edel Byrne

    oh god calm dwn its ok!those fuckers who rite those exams r evil bastards dat wil eventualy pay ... .:L !Duno wen im bk mite b awhile!very busy lady at da min!oohh donegal . . mr luva luva :D !romantic wkend i c .. i need one of dem!!havn a shit day jus on my break in da hosp.. bitches gave me da feckn hardest patients ever . . . no said it was gna b easy but god sake a dude shit on my hand earlier :L :L !

    45 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Edel Byrne
    luv Edel Byrne

    heya sweetie! pics up n all .. legend :D !! im robbin them spanx !! hows study goin?! started placement yesterday ... OH GOD!! im fucked already!! i 4got how shitty long days r ! at least im off 2day tho.. score !! greats new yrs .. wont c ya 4 yonks now tho wont b bk 4 ages !x

    46 tygodni temu
  • Aine
    luv Aine

    shitty xmas just trying to study but its not going well for me lol :L wat about urself?? oh happy new year xxx

    46 tygodni temu