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  • Jest z nami od: August 2006
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fuck life lifes a bitch so i flirt with death!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. You know, I just do things. I'm an agent of chaos.

I'm not closed minded, you are just wrong. It's fine to be open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out
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  • do dis

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF::
    1. I made a move on u:
    2. I kissed you:
    3. I lived next door to you:
    4. I started takin drugs:
    5. I asked you on a date:
    6. I was hospitalized:
    7. I ran away from home:
    8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
    9. I asked u to have sex?
    10. I asked u out?

    ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
    11. Personality:
    12. Eyes:
    13. Hair:
    14. Body:

    ::HAVE YOU EVER::
    15. Lied to make me feel better?
    16. Wanted to kiss me?
    17. Wanted to kill me?
    18. Broke my heart?
    19. Kept something important from me?
    20. Wanted to do me?

    ::WOULD YOU:
    21: Be my friend?
    22. Kiss me?
    23. Makeout with me?
    24. Love me?
    25. Go out with me?
    26. Have sex with me?

    5 komentarzy 955 dni

  • chat up lines lol

    • wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

    • Nice legs...what time do they open?

    • Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

    • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

    • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

    • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

    • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    • Are those real?

    • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    • You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    • F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

    • Those clothes look good on u bt they would look great on my bedroom floor.

    • My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    • My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

    • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

    • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

    • Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

    • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

    • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    • Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

    • did it hurt wen u fell from heaven?

    • r u tired because u'v been runin through my dreams al night.

    • lets have sex.

    • theres a space between ur fingers that should b filld wit mine.

    0 komentarze 967 dni

  • let me no


    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u fuk me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    14 komentarzy 1190 dni

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  • Nish
    Nish

    Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     oooooooah!

    1 dzień temu
  • Nish
    Nish

    i give up with this shit - its no workin

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    Nish

    tryin t put them on but got cut off - stupid laptop!
    what ya up t

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    Nish

    he came in today - couldnt even look at him - but he left after half an hour.

    muahaha! i mighta maybe possibly ws takin photos! got really nice ones of u n cheeky!

    nah totally cant find it, was lookin tday !

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    Nish

    nah im goin - jus keepin a low profile.

    lol tryin t put the photos up - got sum funny ass photos of u boi!

    hah! i jus totaly got ur skin- was lookin at it for aaages thinkin what the hell is it n its got the 2 diff pics - woooooooahhhh trippy

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    Nish

    man this sux - so hard t find a fukin job

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    luv Nish

    jus chillin in the flat homie! wots the craik? chiques say haaaiii! lol!

    3 dni temu
  • Nish
    luv Nish

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  • Claire Morrison 1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Claire Morrison
    luv Claire Morrison

    Al pmail u it :D x

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Claire Morrison
    luv Claire Morrison

    Aye :) ta,u ? Ya missin me dats wat it is :L u shuda jus gimi a txt i still gt same num :P

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Claire Morrison
    Claire Morrison

    Ayep :)
    wha bou u? Ya missn mi aye mi laptop is bein a looser! I need 2get it fixd its nae chargen e bitty ya plug n 2charge it is broke so muthafuka wont go on! :( basssturd :L u gt my num doe so holla x

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Buxx
    luv Buxx

    thanx man, sum 4 u:D

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  • X.Sajey Baby.X 3 tygodnie temu
  • X.Sajey Baby.X
    X.Sajey Baby.X

    haha what a treat u got sum too ;)

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  • X.Sajey Baby.X
    luv X.Sajey Baby.X

    ooh how was edin?

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  • X.Sajey Baby.X
    X.Sajey Baby.X

    SCROOGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

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  • X.Sajey Baby.X
    luv X.Sajey Baby.X

    lalalalallalallalalalaalalalallala
     lalallalaK

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  • Tee Z
    luv Tee Z

    hey.... hw u doing? didnt talk aftr i came ta london. u came ta london lst week?? sry brothr was at work only sunday off.. anyway have sm love..

    5 tygodni temu
  • X.Sajey Baby.X
    luv X.Sajey Baby.X

    loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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