..And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. AMEN
(mean girls no movie quite lyk it lol)

..Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
Michael Jordan

..."you don"t think unattractive people fall in love?"
"Oh Kerry that"s not love, that"s company"
8 simple rules haha

"fawst and furweeeious"

"Well hey there pretty lady."
"Ew. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours."
(she's the man)

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them"

"How You Doaaaan"
(Joey - Friends)

"What the heck are you doing?!"
"what the flip?"
"gossshh freakin idiot!"
(Napolean Dynamite)

"O-M-G SH*T!"

Coach carter...
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others

1. Name: Lauren
2. Nicknames: Lorenzo/matoosa
3. Birthday: 2nd february 1992
4. Place of Birth: belfast
5. Zodiac Sign: aquarius
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: 4th year
8. Schools you went to: St andrews (in da US lol) killowen, Pond park, wallace
9. Occupation: studento
10. Residence: my house?
11. Screen Name: "hmmm r lobsters fish?? yes hurley they r /:@ (L)Chris..x pop it top left--Sophis BURNT to thee max!"
Your Appearance
12. Hair Color: brune
13. Hair Length: average jus past ma shoulderrrs
14. Eye Color: blu
15. Best Feature: i duno
16. height: 5'4
17. Braces?: thee parst
18. Glasses?: Nah mon
19. Piercing: ear n belly button
20. Tattoos: Naow
21. Righty or Lefty: Rightay

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First teddy bear: a grey thing
23. First Award: super kid r sumfin in ps lol
24. First Sport You Joined: hoky wiv garvay
25. First Pet: silvery my silver golfish currently resting sumwer down the toilet
26. First Real Vacation: hmmm san franciso? duno
27. First Concert: s club 7 wooo!
28. First Love: no coment
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: hmm... sweetest thing/borat/ cool runnings
30. TV Show: desper8 housewives/ prison break/ eastenders/hollyoaks
31. Color: loadz bt probs brite blue or yellow
32. Rapper: eminem/ 50 cent/ chamillionaire/ P Diddy dunno reaaaaaaalay
33. Band: hmmm loadz razorlite/ the fray/ Nickleback
34. Song Right Now: erm... mika - grace kelly. jessica simpson- public affair. dj boyler - keep on movin lol. life house - hanging by a moment. NIck Lachey - this i swear. boxcar racer- there is
35. Friend: hurley and reboaka and bes guy m8 wld b niall
36. Candy: wine gums or jelly tots
38. Restaurant: this place was so nice i dont no wat tis called tho
39. Favorite brand to wear: dontay nooo dznt bother me mouch
40. Store: top shop/ menarys/ river islando
41. School Subject: pe
43. Book: frank lampard biografy i fink lol
44. Magazine: hmmmm i jus read watevers in fronta me
45. Shoes: shuz lyk hlf trainers haf shuz?

___Currently___
46. Feeling: shtin ma self 4 histry 2moz but in general happy
48. Have a crush: na i dont lyk christopher
49. Eating: bout 2 get lunch
50. Drinking:nape
51. Typing: yus on this
52. Online?: yus
53. Listening To: nine days - bitter
54. Thinking About: bout ma fone needen charged lol
55. Wanting To: get histry exam outa da way
56. Watching: the screen?
57. Wearing: tracksuit btms blue hoody n wite tshirt

_________Future__________
58. Want Kids?: yea 3 r 4
59. Want to be Married: ya
60. Careers in Mind: hmm usines woman they wer kul clothes
61. Where do you want to live?: norn iron but go 2 u.s 4 a year maybeee
62. Car: one dat luks kul

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__
63. Hair color: dark sum blondes tho
64. Hair length: not lyk ponytail and not lyk a skin hed sumwer in the middles alwaz gd
65. Eye color: brown/blue h8 green tho no offence
66. Measurements: needa be taller not wayyyyyyy taller tho couple inches
67. Cute or Sexy: cute!
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud wifin in limits lol
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker defo

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: hmmm i fink so
79. Had Alcohol: no im under 18 duh..!
80. Smoked: naow
81. Ran Away From Home: o yea wen i was lyk 7 4 bout an hour
82. Broken a bone: non
83. Got an X-ray: non
84. Got arrested: non
85. Broken Someones Heart: evryday... nah
86. Broke Up With Someone: ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: yup
88. Cried At School: yus

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yus
91. Love At First sight: no u can luv hw hawt sum1 is but if u dnt no dem den u cant luv dem duh!
92. Ghosts: nah
93. Aliens: yea i got told dis theory in the summer cnt memba it but twas decent
94. Soul Mates: yup

"say i'm a bird.... Now say you're a bird too."
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

"My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah"

"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."

Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.
Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
Allie: You wrote me?
Noah: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over