There once was a girl called Lydia
who had a mild case of claumidia
she went to the nurse
who booked her a hurse
that dead old girl called Lydia

There once was a girl called Jenni
who picked up a lucky penny
she used it to date
but instead she got raped
that unfortunate girl called Jenni

There once was a girl called Gemma
who had a slight dilemma
she split up with her boy
who wouldn't be her toy
that horny little girl called Gemma

There once was a girl called Mandyboo
who needed a very large poo
she tried to squeeze it out
and gave a great shout
that constipated girl called Mandyboo

There once was a girl called Hannah
who liked to play with a spanner
she stuck it up her fadge
and married Mr Naj
that dirty little girl called Hannah

There once was a girl called Polly
who was arrested for being a wolly
they let her off
for being a boff
that clever old girl called Polly

Name: Mandeep
Birthday: 6th September
Birthplace: Smethwick
Current Location: My bed, My rooom , My house , Blakedown, England, The world
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Very dark brown / Black
Height: 5ft3 ish pretty small tbh
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black stiletoes
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Chillies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be skinny for summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Hehehehe"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmm can i go back to sleep now
Your Best Physical Feature: umm gemma likes my boobs but i think my eyes
Your Bedtime: when im tierd
Your Most Missed Memory: Holiday in India
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Umm yeah
Do you Sing: Haha how bout attempt to sing :S im not very good doo it in the shower mainly
Do you Shower Daily: Yeppy
Have you Been in Love: Yesss
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: i supose someday
Do you belive in yourself: Not usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: No i used to when i was lil
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak:nope
Do you get along with your Parents: My dad yess, My mum no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeaaah they used to make me cry haha
Do you play an Instrument: The saxooophoneee
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yerrp
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does nurofen count ?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With gemma haha
In the past month have you gone shopping : Haha try practically every weekend and all week in Newyork
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yess!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nooo dont like it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nooo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A bit of cash from my mummy
Ever been Drunk: Yess
Ever been called a Tease: Yess
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Hmm i dnt reli wanna die but if i have to i would like to die peacefully somewhere in the sun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lawyer i think bt jus sumit that makes a lot of money
What country would you most like to Visit: I duno Australia
Favourite Eye Color: Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: Tall
Weight: Not too skinny but not too fat ... juuuust right
Best Clothing Style: Doesnt really bother me jus somethin stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nurofen baby
Number of CDs I own: Practically zero lol prefer to download
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0 i want 1 thou
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret a few things

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Slept naked? yer

Taken a shower with someone? yeaaah hehe jennni polly wooop how many can we fit in jenis shower ehh ??

Drove a car? sort of

Been in love? don't know, maybe!

Been dumped? yer

Stole money from a friend/family member? borrowed perhaps :S

Gotten in a car with people you just met? yeah

Been in a fist fight? no im only iccle i would get smushed

Snuck out of your/someone’s house? yepo

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yeaaah quite a few times

Been arrested? no!

Hugged a stranger? yer quite a few tymz lol

Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yessum

Left your house with out telling your parents? yep but sssh

Had a crush on your neighbour? nah they all old :S

Ditched school to do something more fun? yes, snowdaaaaaaaayy

Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yer

Lost a friend? i always looose gemma but thats not my fault lol

Been on a plane? yes

Been to an island? yes

Slept in until 3? yes

Love someone or miss someone right now? yeaah

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yep many a tym

Made a snow angel? yep, made 1 last week

Played dress up? yeaaah whoo hasnt

Cheated while playing a game? yep

Been lonely? yep

Kissed more than 4 people in one night? ummmmmm not sayin

Felt an earthquake? nope i slept thru the last 1

Touched a snake? yep

Ran a red light? in a car? Dont drive

Been suspended from school? nope

Been in a car accident? yeaah :S:S

Had a party in your house while ur parents were out? nope

Used a fake id? yer

Crawled through a window? no mine has child lock on it

Been lost? yep quite a few tymz

Been to the opposite side of the country? yep

Cried yourself to sleep? yep, many tymz

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yep, pretty funi until my mom yelled at me for getin ribena on my shirt :S

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yep

Kissed in the rain? dnt think soo

Sang in the shower? yep who hasnt ? its the besst

Made love in a park? no

Had a dream that you married someone? yeah was a wierd weddin thou

Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no:S dnt think ive ever licked a flag pole either

Ever gone to school partially naked? i forgot my knickers when i was like 5

Been a cheerleader? does standin on the sideline of a rugby match count ??

Had more than ten boy/girl friends? nope

Didn't take a shower for a week? eew no

Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes

Played chicken? yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yeah haha

Broken a bone? nope dont plan too either

Been easily amused? yes

Laugh so hard you cry? yes doo it all the time ..... god im such a retard

Mooned/flashed someone? yes

Done something dumb while drunk? yes ... cutlers party hehe

Blacked out from drinking? nope

Felt like killing someone? hmm i supose

Thought about running away? yeah

Got a piercing? yep

Cut your own hair? nope but soph cut it once

Made a parent cry? yer

Have an iPod? yup

Shot a gun? not a real one but i shot 1 at those fun fair thingys
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