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Me, Myself, and I

Name: Callum Hopkins
Age: Too old to play in play parks anymore.
Place of Birth: Dunfermline! Where rich Edinburgh people go to live, 'cause it's cheaper!
Occupation: Stupid Student
Income: Currently serving pints to drunks and alckys at Ardole Hotel.

Profile Information:
You're never too old to pick your nose. Don't try and bloody hide it by using a tissue instead of finger!
I like to steal bog roll from the toilets of grays, and I like to be loud, very loud, so loud that sometimes people mistake me for fully grown blue whale, in mating season, on acid.
You know those energy saving bulbs that take about half an hour to get bright? Thats basicly my brain in a nut shell.
I like drink. I acutally quite like drink. I quite like it alot. In fact, I might just love drink. So much in fact, that a beer, counts as a main course for me.
I do love food, i love cooking food, and i would love charging for food i cooked more.

My name is callum, and i'm a twat. But atleast i can admit

Music

do you like the musical followings of show woda woody woo? i do
that and the sounds of bodily functions.


Alkaline trio, Faithless, Pendulum.

trance/dance/rock/techno/elec
 tronic/punk/emo/alternative/c
 lassical/pop, anything really

Films

Back door sluts 9
busty boobs 13
big blondes 3
most hardcore back door pornos really.

Incase any of my family is reading this:
donnie darko
interview with the vampire
constantine
trainspotting

Sports

fondling


what'? it's a sport!!

i swear!!
again, for family:

mainly footy, celtic fan!

Scared Of

Yer Face! Fat people, and drunk slags, and fat drunks slags!
oh going to a pub with no money, leaving a pub, bottom of a pint, having no booze (yes i do like drinking), no food, being alone actually, pretty much don't like that!

Happiest When

Drunk. or pay day!
meeting new people, drinking, partying, hanging out with a special someone, banter in the flat, winning at guitar hero, playing gigs and the crowd is good, going to see bands, you know the things most people are happy doing!

Fave Words/phrases

Wowzers, magic, your amazing you are, hefty, cunt, fanny cock, bob, danni minogue, makes sence now you've explained it, "memory is ram!", "im coming for ya boy!", yeah boyh!

Hates:

just when people have closed minds, or are rude, or are bad drunks!
apart from that, im just really grumpy but don't hate much

Mijn wederhelft

Sarah Ainslie

she's can be quite a bit of a twat

bush beatbox

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