Mark Sweeney

5 sleeps to go!!!

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  • from The Parade, GLASGOW
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  • Member since: August 2006
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Pished again!!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
Just booked for the Macedonia/Iceland Double Header in September. No big deal... All the Glasgow Tartan Army hardcore are goin!!!!!
Music
WET WET WET!!!!!!!!!!!! Fratelli's, The View, Artic Monkeys, The Killers, Rolling Stones, Stone Roses, Oasis, Richard Ashcroft, The Proclaimers (Diamond in the Rough), Razorlight to name but a few.
Films
Braveheart, Rob Roy, Highlander, The Goonies, Trainspotting, The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Anchorman.
Sports
Fitba, Alba, Football, Scotland, Soccer, Paper Hankies, Fussball, ClydebankFC.
Scared Of
Missin my flights on the way to Scotland games.
Happiest When
Kilted, Drinkin Wise Guy, Watchin Scotland, Talkin about Scotland, Shaggin in Scotland not necessarily at the one time but preferably
Heroes
William Wallace, Robert The Bruce, Christian Dailly, Malky MacKay, Colin Hendry, Alan Rough, Ally McCoist, James McFadden, George Burley, Craig Brown, Denis Law, Joe Jordan, Kenny Miller, Michelle McManus.
TV
Family Guy, Futurama, Laughin at that knob Ross Kemp makin a tit of himself in Afghanistan.
The Other Half Of Me
Glasgow Tartan Army

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  • Prague Here we come!!!

    Off to Prague via Dublin. Meetin the Team tomorrow. The rest of the so called GTA and Sons of Alba should hang their heads in shame. Ken?

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  • The Glasgow Tartan Army's Double Penetration of Europe

    Dep: Arr

    Wednesday 3rd:


    Glasgow 20:55

    London Gatwick 22:20


    Thursday 4th:


    London Gatwick 06:05

    Sofia 11:20


    Tuesday 9th:


    Sofia 11:50

    London Gatwick 13:15

    London Heathrow: 21:10

    Keflavik 23:10


    Thursday 11th:


    Keflavik 07:55

    Amsterdam 12:55

    Amsterdam 18:15

    Edinburgh 18:45


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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     !!!!!!!!!!EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6 POINTS HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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     !!!!

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  • Here are some classic sports quotes that went out on live TV

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
    Gibson comes inside him. "

    3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
    horse. I once rode her mother."

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't
    that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
    the Oxford crew."

    5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
    playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
    balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
    Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
    snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob,
    where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE
    have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
    laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better
    today after a 69 yesterday."

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
    "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
    this."

    10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
    "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
    astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
    "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
    come in his shorts."

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
    to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

    1 Comment 903 days

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What scheme r yu


auchinairn

lyke to go to night clubs or hang aboot any were will do but havin a buzz wiff mates and a wee booze is the best

What Scotland legend are you?


Alex McLeish

You are a direct footballer,who dosent mind to get dirty,and loves to get in amongst the tackles.You love ure club and country,and will train as long as it takes to become great.Money dose mean something to you and if the offers good enough ,you will even leave you're country for it to go down south.

What Scotland player are you?


Stephen McMauns

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  • Laura Strachan
    luv Laura Strachan

    Dont think im going to go tonight im no really feeling great + i need to be up early tomorrow going to dereks mums.

    Have fun :D

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Jaff
    Jaff

    This is a great story but from now on tell people it was only u and dave who battered the guy.....less blokey when other cunts are doing the same!
    anyone attempt a leg or elbow drop?
    ps JJ's is great.....cardiff JJ's is also great!! ga ga ga

    4 weeks ago
  • Jaff
    Jaff

    i smell great today, what u been upto mate, tell the whole truth but maybe throw in the odd lie!
    ga and JJ's

    4 weeks ago
  • Craigharper
    Craigharper

    hows tricks you big erskine bruiser? p.s it has been too long since i witnessed you assault ur body with booze. we should unite!

    4 weeks ago
  • Louise C
    luv Louise C

    enjoy ur night mr :D x

    5 weeks ago
  • Derek Kane
    Derek Kane

    Awrite u twat lol wit u up2 boss? Mind il no be in til quater to 6 the mora m8.

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Louise C
    luv Louise C

    Aw ta mucho huni had a wee look earlier and id say ooh aye lol ;) hav sum bak :) x

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Jade McGinness
    Jade McGinness

    lol!! ano , coz a was pure bored b4 decided to totally pimp ma bebo ha! kool stuff, am free everyday lol :D woop!! al hink ae sum games we can play lol, the micheal jackson dancin compation has had its day lol!! c ya soon ya big beef burger waaaaaaappaaaaaaa x

    5 weeks ago
  • Jade McGinness
    luv Jade McGinness

    aww a cee!! is s dawg pooch sittin again lol!! memba 1 time u missin a very important flat warming cozza yer bitches! gd stuff shood b a gd day ! yeh tht sounds like a belter ae a plan , al check ma schedule n let ya no, but am well up 4 tht, a jus no its 4 ae ma pals bday 1 wk after anutha in nov n its 21st aswell but al let u no bud!
    wurkin 2moz n sunday no sure wot am up 2 yet mite take it easy......or not, tok ae ya soon chief

    5 weeks ago
  • Jade McGinness
    Jade McGinness

    aw yeh , u hav a gd time?
    rite down ae buisness keep sat28th november free... ma 21st ur cumin! were aw goin ae go ape 1st en food bac at mine en town...go ape paid 4 soo even if ur skint u can make it !! supose ull of bin savin that cash 4 ma bday neways lol! need a nite out soon , no bin up ae much jus wurkin in the pub..alot!! wots ur plans this wkend mate? xx

    5 weeks ago
  • Sarath Chandra Dantu

    more of a desk job; sit in front of computer and think about what it does. I dont have the slightest idea and no bother about it as long as i get paid ;) . Becoming fat........day by day

    5 weeks ago
  • Jade McGinness
    Jade McGinness

    hey hey s dawg!!! howz u ? uv bin pretty quite wot ya bin up 2 ? luv mee xx

    6 weeks ago
  • James McNair
    James McNair

    awite Sweeney! are you going to the Cardiiff (nearly) six year reunion in Nov?

    6 weeks ago
  • Nisar Shaikh
    Nisar Shaikh

    Hey hey how its going really enjoying the hardcore ,,,,,, !!!!!! or just keeping ur self away from .......................don't know.

    6 weeks ago
  • Jaff
    Jaff

    also note the japs position shower heads about 5 ft up, get used to crouching in the shower....ga!
    if im around for game ill def go to cardiff for a rematch with JJ's, mind bump into the burd that winched me with sambuca still in her mouth...hmmm! enjoy japan bud

    6 weeks ago
  • Jaff
    Jaff

    alright mate whit u been upto? any trips to JJ's, if not WHY not!!!!
    not lies im pretty tall in these parts!
    ga

    6 weeks ago
  • Paula M
    Paula M

    Hey cheers it feels like i'v known for ages wanted 2 wait til my scan thou b4 i told people! Not goni find out want a wee suprise :) hope u hav a fab time, yeh defo hav a few for me :) :) x

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paula M
    Paula M

    Hey how u doing, u off c japan soon?? Lucky u, thats me finished with the hols for a good while now....i'm having a wee bambino so god knows when i'll next get away!!! So the detox has not been threw choice let me tell u :L :L :L

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Karen Logan
    luv Karen Logan

    Hey Mr

    Hows u, not long til ur travels :D Whats new in the big smoke ??

    xx

    8 weeks ago
  • Shelley Pender
    Shelley Pender

    HEY HOWS IT GOING WHAT U BEEN UP 2 XXXXXXXXX

    8 weeks ago