1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...


Opening Credits-
All the rage - Funeral for a friend

Waking Up-
If you don't, don't - Jimmy Eat World

First Day At School:
This Suffering - Billy Talent (how appropriate)

Falling In Love:
Rip out the wings of a butterfly - Him

Fight Song:
The Guillotine - Escape the Fate

Breaking Up:
Stay with you - Goo Goo Dolls

Prom:
Eyelash Wishes - All-American rejects

Life:
Done with you - Papa Roach

Mental Breakdown:
No Control - Bullet for my valentine

Driving:
Red Flag - Billy Talent

Flashback:
I never told you what I do for a living - My Chemical Romance

Getting back together:
A Gunshot to the head of trepidation - Trivium

Losing your virginity:
I don't know - Lostprophets

Birth of Child:
The Take Over, the breaks over - Fall out boy

Final Battle:
Scars - Papa Roach

Death Scene:
Missing - Evanescence

End Credits:
It ends tonight - All-American Rejects

HATE EMO?
READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

KEEP ON LAUGHING

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

KEEP ON LAUGHING.

if you agree put this on ur bebo.