Laura Anne Forster

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Lema
that's why her hair is so big....because its full of secrets!!
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Destination anywhere!
This year....Sydney, Melbourne,Adelaide, Milan...and then...??

I'm 19, short (5"1) and have curly hair (hence the title)...i understand the concept that its also the description of a pube...thats the point.

I <3 australia
back now...but hopefully not for long

Got my nose pierced in Singapore and LOVE IT

Bungy Jumped in Australia-scariest thing i've ever done.

"Fuck You I'm Fabulous"
"Don't waste teh pretty"
Media naranja
Todd Stewart

Todd Stewart

my american boy

Me Likey...
Australia, travelling in general, jelly shoes, musicals, magazines, the union, sex and the city, ice cream and mince pies(together), the vodka smile, sunny weather, spending way too much on clothes, tanning, my uggies, my "come-fuck-me-heels", my mums snobbery, bed, neighbours, dancing, papa joes nights out with the gang.
Me No Likely
being told what i do when drunk-ignorance is bliss. when indie music plays in clubs-you can't dance to it. having to convince people to come out, when theres no milk for tea.

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  • australia

    have finally made my way up to cairns and now i only have 15days to go ...it's all very sad but it would be even harder to leave if the weather was nice....so i suppose the weather being shite is a good thing :( in dull cairns for one more week, the sydney, then home sweet home :D xxxxx

    2 comentarios 915 días

  • thailand

    thought i'd give you all a wee update....
    so far have 1)had a motorbike accident and surived! (hardcore!)
    2) rode and elephant!
    3)swam with elephants
    and 4) have been in the biggest water fight know to man where even little old ladies and the police squirt you with water guns (apparently over here on their new year thats what you do!)
    oh and i've seen many lady boys which is the Q i seem to be asked most about!
    all for now! xxxxxxx

    Malaysia..
    a cleaner and more modern version of thailand
    more hassle from men-one stalked me and asked for a photo :S
    more expensive
    it rains!

    1 comentario 980 días

  • great jokes...that are really wrong...but oh so right!

    i don't know why i find sexist jokes so funny, especially when they are made about my own sex :( but they are! some are funny because they are sooo wrong! well.....fitz dave and i had a good laugh!

    Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of
    the battered wives' shelter?
    A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

    Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
    A: They don't fucking listen.

    Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
    A. Better traction in the mud.

    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
    A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

    Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
    A. Nothing, you've already told her twice.

    Q. Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
    A. Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.

    Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Q. How do you make love to an ugly woman?
    A. Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

    Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
    A. What the hell was that bitch doing out of the kitchen?

    Q. What do you call a black person flying a plane?
    A. A pilot you racist bastard.

    Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.

    5 comentarios 1296 días

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    Shower cap

    Your shower cap offers me full protection when showering with it on, your not getting it back.

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  • gangsta' penguin
    gangsta' penguin

    'don't. push. me. now. cos. im. close. to.the. edge. i'm. trying. not. to. lose. my. head.'

    "yeh cos this gangsta penguin walks out..well not gangster but like all fat and u know wat i mean a rapper kind of thing"....our weird drunken conversations!! x

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  • GOODBYEEEE
    GOODBYEEEE

    Cheviot 3B will miss you :( See you on thursday for a HUGE piss-up tho :P

    x

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  • Jack Dow
    Jack Dow

    hey there. I'm jack.... one of lea-janes very good friends and i thought id give you a little comment to say hi :D

    jd xxx

    hace 30 semanas
  • Progressive Thrust
    luv Progressive Thrust

    Hey Laura , hope you can join us at the best party to ever hit Dundee

    THRUST @ THE UNION !

    from Dubai to Ibiza,Miami to Paris,Cairo to Amsterdam, THRUST world tour hits Dundee for the first time ever! starring international dj/producer R.A.M live @ THE UNION for the best international House Music experience to ever come to the city!

    Friday the 6th of February

    the union - floor 5

    Students from all universities welcome. Each student can sign-in upto 2 guests!

    Doors open at 10.30pm till late

    hace 47 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    aw, sounds like you are having the best!
    Christmas was amazing!new year i spent in ireland....and i swear....had the time of my life like!


    back to uni, got exams, i now hate m,y life
    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 49 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    hey!you have fun down under??
    xxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 49 semanas
  • Cairistiona Russell
    Cairistiona Russell

    Hello lovely

    how are you?? long time no see!!! hows everything going?? any news?

    so i have a favour to ask...I need to take my responsiblities as boycotts head cheerleader up a gear, so please can you follow the link on my page and vote BOYCOTTS!!!! and spread the word too :) Boycotts btw are the band my bf, flatmate and best mate are in check out thier mysapce too if you get the chance: www.myspace.com/startaboycott

    thank you :)

    x x x

    hace 51 semanas
  • Chellmin
    Chellmin

    heyy do you by any chance have marie's number?xx

    hace 54 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    lol...

    my "come-fuck-me-heels",

    hace 58 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    also, get all your sexy friends to vote too.......love you
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 59 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    hey!my flatmate claire is in the final 100 fhm high street honeys and she needs your votes. add yourself to the "vote claire cunningham" bebo page.details of how to vote are there.
    make sure you vote.
    she's a babe.
    amy x

    hace 59 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    i miss you
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 63 semanas
  • Jerry Cook
    Jerry Cook

    follow the url:
    http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...

    hope you can come!
    xxx

    hace 67 semanas
  • Tracy Neumann

    howdy Bidelia , OMG.....this hot crazy chick with huge tits is showing on msn messenger! message flirtyamanda84@live.com on msn before she gets off!

    hace 67 semanas vía Mobile
  • Holley Sands
    Holley Sands

    yeh working in a bakery!lol so early mornings!were u working the now?wow emma in sydney? is she living there??
    so u still at uni? if so wot u studying?
    yeh edin going great not really had any time to do anything here though lol workin my sweet behind!lol
    is tht the guy from england?? how long has tht been?
    do u still keep intouch with alot of pep from school?
    write bk soon xxxxxxxxx

    hace 67 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    awww, really, is there?cool.....me too. im working so many hours. but i cant wait to see all the moniez...:)
    i dunno when im home, hopefully before i go back to uni....its just hard getting days off etc....esp weekends...
    hates it
    miss u
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 68 semanas
  • Amy Bbz
    Amy Bbz

    hey babes, holiday was ace. nice and ssexy tanned.....
    yeah, had so much fun....ace timez....
    yeah working away....you?
    xxxxxxxxxx

    hace 69 semanas
  • Bex
    luv Bex

    AHHH anooo i actualli cannot wait yays :D we wil hav 2 ring lee and ask about keys and stuuuf :D

    x x x x x x x x x x x x

    hace 69 semanas
  • Morag MacKenzie
    Morag MacKenzie

    I know! i cant wait! its gonna be so good!! :D not seen any of u in ageeees either! it'll be good!
    xxxxxxxx

    hace 69 semanas
  • Bex
    Bex

    Aw thats a bit craaap lol but at least u got a nosey in the window :L yay im all excited i canny wait 2 move in and have our wee flat all sorted :D aye i suppose lolol anoo im gunna be a busy bee with placement and movin in aaand my practical exam :L aww malaga was soooo gd i got a wee bitta colour and loadsa freckles haha it was soooo hot the beach was amaazin..we went on one of those doughnut things the speed boats trail along OMG ive never laughed or screamed so much in my life hahaha il hav 2 get the piccies up soon :D

    x x x x x x x x x x x x

    hace 70 semanas
  • Bex
    Bex

    Hey Hun did u get viewin the flat yet??how do we get the keys and tht frm lee??

    x x x x x x x x

    hace 70 semanas