INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
In and out of love

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Whatever i want

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Another love song

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Man or animal

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Never let me down

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Don't give up

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Do you wanna?

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Go with the flow

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
One step closer

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Your time is near

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
So ahead of me

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
Money to be made

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
This day should live forever

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
DOA

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Don't you know who i think i am

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
You're crazy

HAPPY TIMES:
it's my life

SAD TIMES:
Free me

FOR TODAY:
it's not the fall that hurts

FOR TOMORROW:
Raise your hands

FOR YOU:
Overdrive

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Next year

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
On the campaign trail

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
7 minutes in heaven

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Rock 'n' Roll star

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
i'll fly away

HOW WILL I DIE?
When the sun goes down

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL HAVE AS THE TITLE?
Madhouse

British -
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6

Australian -
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[X] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an australian something
Total: 6

Italian -
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak spanish
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total: 5

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate the word nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[X] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[x] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[] love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
Total: 3

Real or Fake

The Diffrence Btween Fake Friends & Real Friends..
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we messed up ... but that was bare larfz!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuffs so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I"M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for a while.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "oi drink the rest of that you know we don"t waste it."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crp to the person who talks crp about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f*** out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this.