Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.

Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender.
Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! Im meeting new people!

You were all for preserving Hitler's brain, but putting it inside a shark's body...THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!!

Hermes:
When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
with a foot and a half of water
Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
And they say
this boys born to be a bureaucrat
born to be all obsessive and snotty
I made my friends and relations fill long applications
to get into my tenth birthday party

Labarbara:
But something changed when my man turned pro
Hermes:
I was sorting but I wasn't smiling
Labarbara:
He forget that it's not about badges and ranks
Hermes:
It's supposed to be about the filing!

People,
We didn't choose to be bureaucrats
No that's what almighty Jah made us
We treat people like swine and make them stand in line
Even if nobody paid us

They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
They say we're anal, compulsive and weird
But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea
Zoidberg!

Zoidberg:
They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon
Farnsworth:
They poopooed my electric frankfurter
Leela:
They said I probably shouldn't fly with only one eye
Bender:
I am Bender please insert girder

Hermes:
Everybody sing Jamaica!
All:
Jamaica!
Hermes:
Just the bearuacrats - Jamaica!
Bureaucrats:
Jamaica!
Hermes:
Just the grade nineteens!
Morgan Proctor:
Jamaica.
Hermes:
Sing me home,
When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea!
Bender:
I am Bender, baby, please insert liquor!!!

1 Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you

oh it was fun!!

The end of the world is nigh and only Existance can save us! Her plan to make us pick from 4 cadres hasn't quite worked, and we seem to have ended up killing the embodiments and unleashing demons, but it means the Gathering is goona be great!

I got drunk, hit things and sat around lol, got plagued by a void demon who stole my hat, and had to be a kind of ambassador.

my new costume pieces worked well, and theres every chance I can advance with the new contacts I've made. Hehe, had an idea to aim for the role of Master Earth within a coupla years, but i don't fancy becoming staff!

Cadres? I hear you cry? Embodiments? What is this raving loon going on about? Well... bit hard to explain.

Ask me in person if you indeed care, cos I ain't writing it all out here!

look at my strange pics as well. They're nowhere near good quality, but best I could do for now. Better selection at Gathering I hope as I'll remember more batteries!!