Keeva Diva
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- ....Just A Regular Extraordinary Girl....
- Me, Myself, and I
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There is method to the madness.
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If she was a man I'd marry her in a heartbeat! xxx
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Decky Gallagher
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Nuala Mc Laughlin
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Marty Devine
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Catherine
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Aidan Coonan
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Nuala: Sure I can't mind hi!
Caoimhe: Omg you're a wile culchie
Nuala: You're one to talk
Caoimhe: I'm a cityyy slicka!
Nuala: My ass you are. Listening to your Country and Western, getting drunk, doing jigs and drinking rank drinks just cos you paid for it are all true signs.
Caoimhe: I'm going to go have a shower and a cry, cos it doesn't count then.
Nuala: No. Cos you're already wet.
Caoimhe and her wee mummy SLAVE for best part of a week repainting her room to a more appropriate colour than the tricolour. Proudly puffing their chests out they show their work to daddy duck.....
Daddy: This room is the colour of PURGATORY!
Caoimhe....explodes.....WHAT???
Daddy: If i ever go to Limbo, it will look THIS colour
Caoimhe: So, u are saying my room is the colour of NOTHINGNESS??
Daddy: I speak as i find.
Caoimhe: GET. OUT.... Give me the drill and I'll do the curtain pole MYSELF ....(tutting and shaking her head)...Nothingness indeed....tut, tut, tut. Highly insulted.
Caoimhe tells Nuala about her trauma
Nuala: I wouldn't imagine Purgatory to be Pearl coloured.
Caoimhe: You are a good friend indeed. He's just sad to wave goodbye to the flag that is all.
Nuala: The Nationalist wing,
Caoimhe: We used to come in and sing the anthem in my room every night.
Nuala: Really?
Caoimhe: No.
Caoimhe: Cora....thats a lovely name for a girl. If i have a girl i might call her that. Boys are hard to pick names for.
Nuala: I might call my son Phantom..
Caoimhe: Or The Cobra? And you could add numbers like say The Cobra 4-2-7.
Nuala: You are weird.
Caoimhe: Yeah you're right, the Phantom is a completely normal name
Nuala: I didn't add numbers
Caoimhe: Yes so you didn't add originality! Who would ever have the same number combination as you!??! Ya seee!!
Rob: You have stopped drinking? You enjoy cycling on a Sunday morning? What kind of drugs are you on? Drinking is the way forward, my friend...
Having a nice wee cuppa tea and some snacks after hard hard exercise in the leisure centre.
Neil: Right, I'm away, have to go til a wake, this boyo up the road from me...
Caoimhe: Why? Whats wrong with him?
Neil and Tracey stop eating ,and STARE at Caoimhe
Neil: Err, he's just not feeling the best...(dripping with sarcasm)
Caoimhe shocked at how sarcastic Neil is to a simple question: Ah right.
Still staring at Caoimhe
Caoimhe: OHMYGOD!....I just got it, Ooops! It's ok I get it now! I'm wile wrecked ye no
Caoimhe is very worried at how stupid exericse makes her.
Neil and Tracey are very worried about how stupid exercise makes Caoimhe.
Sun night, non-drinking at Sallys
Catherine: Is the music always this loud??
Outside Sallys the same night Steven danders up
Steven: Welll if it isnt Miss NUALA.......indeed the girl who RUINED MY LIFE.....nice to see ya again.....lovely
Caoimhe looks at Nuala in shock
Nuala looks at Caoimhe in shock
Steven: Well if it isnt Miss CAOIMHE.......the OTHER girl who RUINED MY LIFE....nice to see ya again....lovely. (Muttering under his breath) Heartless bitches.
Nuala to Caoimhe: Aye we're not having much luck tonight are we?
Caoimhe: Nah sure it's some sort of hate campaign.
Catherine standing muttering to herself with random feet stomping whilst the hate campaign gets into full swing.
Catherine to noone in particularf: I am wondering....how SHOULD i use my powers of invisibility....for good or for bad....i might just take my boobs out....LA LA LA (Arms waving)....i am seriously invisible.
Caoimhe stands in shock as the hate campaign from yesteryear unfolds further....catches the tail end of Catherines mutterings: Catherine, I heard that....don't u dare.
Catherine: Ah well atleast people can still HEAR ME
Caoimhe: I do have feelings ya'no. I'm NOT A ROBOT
Mother: Seriously? Ur not a robot?? Ohhh myyyyy godddddd (Janice style from friends acompanied by very strange hand gestures) I LIKE thought u were!
Caoimhe: Omg. Are u giving me cheek?
Mother: Aye...I14 Comments 610 days
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The Beautiful Language
Ceann bodin - Dickhead
Bualadh craicinn - Fucking (lit. skin-hitting)
Streachailt leathair - Fucking (lit. leather stretching)
Cíoch - Tit
Póg mo thóin - Kiss my ass
Focal leat - Fuck off (lit. word with you)
Dún do bheal - Shut your mouth
Imigh sa diabhal - Go to the devil
Cailleach - Old hag, witch
Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? - I suppose a ride is out of the question?
Go dtachta an diabhal thú - May the devil choke you
Múchadh is bá ort - Smothering and drowning on you
Loscadh is dó ort - Scorching and burning on you
Damnú ort - Damnation on you
Do chorp don diabhal - Your body to the devil
D'anam don diabhal - Your soul to the devil
Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú - May the devil take you with him
Téigh i dtigh diabhail - Go in the devil's house
Marbhfháisc ort - A shroud on you
Go hifreann leat - To hell with you
Feisigh do thoin fein - Fuck your own ass
Striapach - Whore
Bitseach - Bitch
Feis ort - Fuck off
Focáil leat - Fuck off
Cac - Shit
Cac capaill - Horse shit
Cac ar oineach - Scumbag, scoundrel (lit. shit on honor)
Mórán cainte ar bheagán cúise - Gossip (lit. Much talk on little cause)
Imeacht gan teacht ort - May you leave without returning
Titim gan éirí ort - May you fall without rising
Plá ar do theach - A plague on your house
Go n-ithe na péisteoga thú - May the worms eat you
Téigh trasna ort féin - Go fuck yourself
Damnú ort - Goddamn you
Díul mó bhad - Suck my dick
Tá tú glan as do mheabhair - You're crazy
Go hIfreann leat! - To hell with you!
Diúl mo bhod - Suck my dick
Bí i do thost - Shut up!
Bog! - Fuck off! (lit. move)
Is cuma liom sa diabhal - I don't give a damn
Bod - Dick
Ní mórán thú! - You're worthless!
Báltaí - Pussy
Bastún - Bastard
Tuilli - Bastard
Ag fein truaillaithe- Wanking (lit. self polluting)
Ciach ort - Damn you
Bí ' do thost - Shut up
Go stróice an diabhal thú - May the Devil tear you
Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat - May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat
Go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí - May an infectious disease weaken your heart
Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine - May you have glass legs and may the glass break
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Speck Like the Oirish!
High falutin
Having delusions of grandeur
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, look at the shape of the fuckin' hair on him."
Poof Juice
Alcoholic beverages consumed by a gentleman that are not Guinness or beer based. (e.g Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Budweiser)
Shite bag
A disagreeable individual
"Ryan Tubridy? The man is a complete shite bag"
Ask me bollix
Strongly against something
"England for the World Cup? Ask me bollix!"
Banjaxed
A (generally irreversable) state of disrepair
"Bollocks! The fuckin' car is banjaxed."
Barse
That part of a man's body between his balls and arse. The perineum.
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Bogger
Person from the Countryside
"The thick c*nt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for ye."
Craic
Mythical (alcohol related) Irish phenomenon. The act of being drunk.
"Oh jaysus, it was gas craic!"
Eejit
Someone of reduced intellectual capacity (also 'Gobshite')
"You're an awful fuckin' eeijet da."
Da
Father
"Stop fuckin' with that lightbulb, da."
Fear, the
A sense of unshakable unease following a night of intoxication and memory loss
"Oh Jesus boy, I was locked last night. Did I do anything retarded? I've the fear fierce bad."
Gobshite
Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"
Jaysus
An expression of disbelief or despair
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"
Knacker
Member of the travelling community. People who shop in Lifestyle Sports.
"Thieving, fuckin' actual dirtball knackers."
Plastered
Inebriated (also 'Gee-eyed', 'Polluted', 'Rotton', 'Hammered', 'Pissed', 'Shitfaced')
"I was polluted drunk for fuck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."
"Make a haimes of"/"Make a haymes of"
To make a mess of something
"Slabber" - To insult someone.
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Questhousebudda New10 weeks agoSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
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Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
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Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
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Mrs Jared Leto12 weeks agoSorry 2 advertise but I wood really like 2 use one of ur pix in my band
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Questhousebudda New13 weeks ago
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
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Kyra Kerrigan
Thats brilliant girl!
my moving date is on thurs! my friend emma is gonna drive and take some stuff up for me . So rather exciting! x
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Decky Gallagher20 weeks ago
Duno
Jus Hada Spar One
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Marty McCrory
well hello there stranger!! whats the craic with ye these days havent been chattin to any of ye's for a wile? any scandal bak at home? or where ever yer livin at the min!
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Cathy24 weeks agoim great hun, did u have a good week here? CANNOT believe you have a boyfriend!!!! wat the F**k is happening lol. Who is the lucky fella then?
tell me all x x x x
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25 weeks ago
Cathy
hey we chick!! ack thats good ur getting a break, im fine luv, cant wait to get out tonight for a wee drink lol, why dont u come up and see me next weekend? if u have the chance to that it, i understand if ur busy tho x x x x x
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Four M Niteclub25 weeks agoHEY Keeva Diva
WED.3RD JUNE & EVERY WED THRU SUMMER 09
ALL DRINKS £1.50 IN 4M
SEE U THERE
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Four M Niteclub26 weeks ago
HEY Keeva Diva
THIS SUN NITE @4M
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Chart & Party Classics
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Stuart Quinn27 weeks ago
heya keeva mail x
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27 weeks ago
Jamesy Colhoun
lifes grand.. no complaints.. stil limbs and mind in working order... ya exams t do.. wat ya got t do.. thought u were all finshed up with that kinda malarky.. "malarky" now my word of the day..
wel hope ya have gud weekend..
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27 weeks ago
Cathy
just passin by with some luv chick miss ya lots x x x x x x x x x ps ur profile pic is lovely!!!!
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coz ur such a poser (so much worse than me)!!
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ps - that took me ages!
..Hope your keepin up that crazy, mad gym regime of yours!! Ya better be! Missin ya loads and loads! xoxox
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