WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!



NOW STICK ALL YOUR RESULTS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SENTENCE

A- You give the best sex.
B- Good all around person.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
E- You have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You are beautiful.
M- You are one of the best in bed.
N- You are the sexiest motherfucker alive.
O- Success comes easily to you
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fuckin Sexy
S- A very good kisser.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You are really chilled.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD

Mine Spells Out As....

A- You give the best sex.
L- You are beautiful.
A- You give the best sex.
N- You are the sexiest motherfucker alive.
N- You are the sexiest motherfucker alive.
A- You give the best sex.

Hmmm.. im in a weird but also rather interesting mood right at the moment, so i will type absolute bollocks on my blog, because.. i dont really have anything interesting to say to my contacts on msn, so i would rather speak to myself.. on here.. well tomorrow.. i have my drivin test.. woop woop!!!!!!!!!! i can finally drive my pink lady without my mother telling me to turn my gabber down.. because it apparently makes her heart race! i dont see why tunes over 200bpm would make her heart race.. do you? :S (A) - Well how was your easter??? mine was absolute wank.. i mean.. who the fuck wants chocolate???? u can buy it everyday of the fucking week.. we aint in the war on restrictions.. fuck the chocolate, fuck the eggs and fuck the easter bunny - why do we have the easter bunny? since when did bunnys lay eggs? shouldnt we just call it.. the easter chicken? damn.. who comes up with these daft inventions i will never know!
i really cant wait for the hardcore weekender on the 18th may, because.. i have not been raving since new years eve.. and i am loosing the plot.. ( yes many people said i lost this years ago ) but.. i have lost it even more.. if thats actually possible i havnt been raving for so long because im saving my pennys for the big events in the summer, although if i can drag some crazy person with me i will be going to uproar on the 28th april..because if i wait any longer, i could be writing another one of these blogs, talking even more shit than i am doing right this moment!!!! Well i am now going to leave you..Tune in next week for BABBLECOCKS EPISODE 2.. Thanks for reading.. take care.. x x x x