THE DORT

The only means of statesubsidised, public transport that I'd be seen dead on.Takes the scenic route along Dublin's coastline, through both posh and pov areas.

Different people calls it different things:

It storts off in, like, Howth and Sutton as The Doort.
As it makes its way through Killester and Harmonstown towards it becomes De Deert Bud.
Once it clears the city centre and hits Sandymeish and Sydney Parade it's, like, The Daart Darling.
Booterstown, Blackrock and Monkstown it's, like, The Dort.
Slight patch of turbulence in Dun Laoghaire, when it becomes De Fooken Deeert,
but normal service resumes when it hits Sandycaiv, Glenageary, Dawkey and Cliney, when it's The Dooorsh.
Then it's, like, Skankill and Bray and it's like, De Bleedin Trayin

1. Full Name: Michéal Robert Ronan Cherry Curan
2. Nicknames: Mihi( it sounds so gay i no)
3. Birthday: 7th Feburary
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. my Sign: aquarius
6. Male or Female:Male
7. year: 1st year
8. School: mount temple
9. Occupation: wat evas goin on!!!
10. Residence: house
11. MSN Screen Name: ---__---(H)Michéal(H)---__---

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: black
13. Hair Length: mouhawkish
14. Eye color: brown green
15. Weight: nun of ya busness
16. Height: tallish
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: yup
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: not yet
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: john or iarla(nt wierd one in 1b)
23. First Award: Swimmin
24. First Sport You Joined: Swimmin
25. First pets: dog he died
26. First Real Vacation: finland
27. First Concert: ?????
28. first name...alredy ansered dat

___ Favorites___

29. Movies: tokyo drift
30. TV programme: simpsons,& stuff lik dat
31. colour: Blue
32. Rapper: dono
33. Band: no band .....djs
35. Friends: im not namin dem
36. Sweets; Refreshers
37. Sport: surfin wind surfin power kitin stuff like dat
38. Restuarant: mc donalds
39. Favorite brand: NiKe
40. Store: dunno
41. School Subject: goin home
42. Animal: is this a Q or an A
43. Book: BOOK OV BUNNY SUICIDES
44. Magazine: wave lenght
45. Shoes: DC
___Currently___

46. Feeling: funny
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: yup
49. Eating: ice cweam
50. Drinking: fanta
51. Typing: No way! Whos the smart one!
52. Online?: yep!
53. Listening To: dj gunner
54. Thinking About: SVS
55. Wanting: sumtin
56. Watching: The screen well duh!
57. Wearing: clothes hehe!!
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yeah
59. Want to be Married?: yep
60. Careers in Mind: painting ,computer technichion
61. Where do you want to live ireland
62. Car: saleen s7

__Which is Better With feMales___

63. Hair color: blondish
64. Hair length: wat eva
65. Eye color: wat eva
66. Measurments: same size ish
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68: eyes or lips: wat eva floats ur boat
69. Hugs or Kisses:kiss
70. Short or Tall: wat eva
71. Easygoing or serious: easy goin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: wat eva
73. Fatty or Skinny: normal
74. Sensitive or Loud: wat eva
75. Hook-up or Relationship: wat eva
76. Sweet or Caring: ! wat eva
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one:
wat eva
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: nope
79. Had Alcohol: no not me im a good boy
80. Smoked: NEVER EVER !!!!!!!!!!!
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: yup
83. Got an X-ray: yup
84. Been in a serious relationship: nope!
85. Broken Someones Heart: i dono
86. Broke Up With Someone: yup
87. Cried wen someone died: YES!
88.Cried in school:dunno...
___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yep!!
90. Miracles: yep!!
91. Love At First sight: yea
92. Ghosts: KINDA
93. Ugly gals: Yesssssssssss! i do
94. Soul Mates: yeah
95. Heaven: yep
96. Hell: dunno
97. Angels: dunno
98.where did Q 98 go?? ver there!"!!!!
99. Horoscopes: nope
100. Storks (where the babies come frm): WTF

That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah