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Officially ordained minister of Dudeism.
Me, Myself, and I
Stephen's his name... Some call him Spud... Some think he may be the Stig and/or the one that shot J.R. He's doing a computer multimedia course in IADT Dun Laoghaire, Dublin. He plays drums & has done for about 6 years. He likes all kinds of music. Does not like mornings, ciggarette outages, off-licence hours and small minded small town folk.

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Never ever forget who you are.

'It is usually ok to compromise a situation. But to compromise yourself in a situation, is a different matter entirely...' - Immortal Technique

Never underestimate the power of a positive state of mind.

Random quote I found somewhere! No idea who said it but it's fuckin gold.

'Man I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.'

:L

Listen to:

The Blind Mice
Aggro-Culture
DragonHorseJenko... in a hot-tub... apparently it's good...
Music is life...
I WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH! Anything goes... try me!
I mean when it comes down to it, it's all abou
tits and ass.
Is aoibhinn liom
Drums, music, playing music (best thing in the world) - weed, beer, women, makin a nice toasted sandwich and a cuppa tea, havin great nights out/in with good people, bein with friends, meetin new people who are cool, winning stuff, big fat spliffs!, finding money, cool clothes - Nike 6.0's, DC Shoes, New Era fitties, Topman, that kinda thing... tryin an interesting sauce, gettin naked on the random, sex of course, havin money in the bank, playin drums - it's therapeutic! playing great gigs - makes you feel amazing! food, when I bump into someone I've not seen for ages at a party or out on the beer, interesting conversation, live bands, discovering new music, when a song, taste, smell or some other thing reminds you of something or someone nice :) When life is good & everything is going well. Asking for more than that is being greedy really eh?!
Is fuath liom
Anti-climaxes, when you get out of a shower and it's far too fuckin hot in the bathroom, big deals, stupid arguments, awkwardness, animosity, boredom, restlessness, hangovers, mongovers, worrying about stupid shit, mustard, gettin shot ... bb guns like, but yeah gettin shot in general would be fairly shit I'd imagine, my willpower levels, my attention span, Sunday morning South East Radio when your sittin in a car with a hangover comparible to leprosy, public toilets, public transport, people (Dubs especially!) who stare you down in public as if wondering 'Whats the deal with this fella?' - girls who wear far too much ratten perfume, scumbags, judgemental people, people who stereotype - who gives a fuck, If I like it, I'll do it / wear it / take it / participate in it so fuck you and your spastic mother! Other shit that makes the grade is Westwood from UK Pimp My Ride and the fact that Lindsay Lohan is a rug muncher. I mean that shits just plain wrong.
Gary O'Connell
Well whats to say about this absolute sow of a man? Well I'll let the pictures speak for themselves. Here is some undisputable evidence that Gary does in fact regularly have sex with several varieties of innocent animals. Most recently he was spotted 'canoodling' with a fully grown donkey. Whats worse folks, is that he is proud of it. Check this shit out: http://www.gary-oconnell.de
Msn:
spud_insurgent@hotmail.com
Hmm... today for breakfast I'll have
A bottle of whiskey, a bag of magic mushrooms and three tabs of LSD. *gulp* 'What? Job interview in 45 minutes?'
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    Are you scared of creepy creatures?: Thats why their called creepy right?
    Are you scared of cockroaches?: Hate the dirty little bastards!
    Do you get scared in the dark?: No
    What is your favorite day of the week?: Dunno... I dont have much routine! Whenever somethin good happens!
    Your dream car: Wouldnt mind an MR2 or a Focus CMax. Or a VW hippie wagon.
    Your dream vacation: Jamaica
    In your next birth, you would love to be: In Jamaica
    In your past birth, you must have been: Not Jamaica anyway
    Your favorite pizza topping is: Pepperoni
    How many kids do you want to have?: I dunno!
    Last TV channel you watched: E4
    What are you wearing right now?: Hoodie, Adidas lazy boy pants and a pink t-shirt!
    What do you wear at night in bed?: Clown suit
    Your favorite toy in childhood: Big fuck off replica AK-47!
    How many teeth do you have?: Enough
    When did you last visit the dentist?: Last week actually
    Which toothpaste do you use?: Whatevers around!
    Your preferred toilet paper brand: Newspaper and socks
    Three things you can: Friends, family & drums.
    If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: An inflatable doll. Sex and a way out. Sweet.
    Your dream celebrity date: Britney Murphy
    Do you believe in aliens?: Yep
    Do you believe in ghosts and such?: Sure do
    Favorite cocktail: I not 'down' with this grandeour drinking style just yet!
    Favorite fruit: Oranges
    Favorite flower: Cannabis sativa?
    Have you puked at a party?: Yeah....
    You would love to get a tattoo done on your: Shoulderblade / wrist
    Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Yes
    Do you cry easily?: No
    Do you swear a lot?: No more than any other fucking person
    Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Face / smile, ass.
    Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: 'You smell nice' ... ''Well u got the looks and I smell good, that cant be a bad thing can it?''
    Corniest pickup line someone used on you: I dunno! haha
    What: Spud
    What: Tis still Spud!
    Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: ........
    The food you hate to eat: Pet food
    Your favorite breakfast cereal: Cookie Crisp
    Do you have any pets?: Yup
    If yes, describe your pets: Dog. Max. Labrador. Cool.
    Which is your favorite holiday?: Christmas I suppose
    Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: God yeah
    Ever been in a car accident?: Nah wouldnt even call it that
    The boy band you secretly listen to: Oasis. Call them a boyband!
    The body part you would love to get pierced: Dont like piercings much.
    When did you last diet to lose weight?: Dont recall ever doing that!!
    What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Pee
    Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: Yeah!
    Are you in love with someone these days?: Nope
    Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: To a point! If she was unbearably stupid it'd be a bit fucked up!
    Has anyone slapped you on the face?: Yes...! :D
    What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Blue
    Which is your favorite underwear brand?: CK
    What is your favorite denim brand?: Ecko Unltd.
    If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: Marc Ecko
    Your first cell phone was: A piece of shit held together with gaffa tape.
    Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Talk
    Are you a sensitive person?: Yeah I am
    Would you go for a one night stand?: Yeah dont see anything wrong with having fun
    The romantic movie you like most: Fuck knows
    The action movie you like most: Bourne movies
    Do you believe in heaven and hell?: Yeah sorta
    Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Asmterdam 08' (soon to be 09')
    Which newspaper do you read daily?: Web news
    The magazines you like to read: High Times, Drummer, Modern Drummer etc...
    Your first job was: Book shop sales assistant
    Did you have a best friend in school?: Yeah, well a few actually
    Which email service do you use most?: GMail
    Have you ever walked to save money?: Yeah
    Where do you shop for clothes?: TK Maxx, Topman, Skate shops & online
    What was your pocket money as a kid?: €10 I think?
    Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: Yeah
    Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: Who cares, I'm high.
    If yes, do you have too much free time?: See above.
    One memory you wish you could erase: Mbleh... Lets not go there
    Any sport, you are really good at: Sport... nah not much my thing.
    In your purse, you keep a photo of: I dont keep any photos in my wallet
    Do you take any medicine daily?: Nope
    Have you ever lied about your age?: Of course. When your 17 your 18, when your 18 your 21!
    The last person you kissed was: Some girl from Arklow I think? God I'm a slut
    The last country you visited: America
    Do you need music while you are studying?: I need music all the time
    A song you loved as a kid: Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
    Any kiddie song you still remember: Morbegs thehe tune
    Habits you hate in others: Hate judgemental people, obnoxious people and those who criticise everything.
    On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: It's a fuckin cunt.
    One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: Gotta stop procrastinating so much!
    Do you brush twice a day?: Yep, well usually
    How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: Bout 30 mins?
    Are you a day person or a night person?: Night person for sure.
    Your favorite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny or Animaniacs!
    Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Ah yeah! Nothin like it!!
    Any word or sentence you repeat often: Fuck you Gary!
    Describe your computer monitor: It's white... and attached to the rest of this white laptop via a hinge device.
    One book you are dying to read: A Million Little Pieces and the sequel to Trainspotting book
    One movie you are dying to see: Cheech & Chong
    One music album you are dying to hear: Some new RATM
    How much time did you take to complete this survey?: Bones of 30 mins!
    Don: Pointless as fuck... but I have time

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    Song that always makes you sad: Mono by Fightstar
    Last thing you bought: Credit!
    Last person you argued with: Cant remember!
    Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: Those go together?
    One of your nicknames as a kid: ehhh.... SPUD much?
    Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: haha fuck no!
    Favorite day of the week: Thursday
    Favorite Sundae topping: Strawberry
    Did you take Piano lessons: nope
    Most frequent song played: I dunno... I love my music
    TV show you secretly enjoy: Home & Away
    Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Roller Hockey
    Date someone older or younger: Personality rules all
    One place you could travel right now: Florida or Australia
    Do you use umbrellas: No
    Do you know all the words to your national anthem: Nope
    Favorite Cheese: Un-mouldy
    Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: MCR
    Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
    Best job you ever had: Drummer
    Did you go to your high school prom: I'm guessin grad? - Yes
    Perfect time to wake up: Noonish
    Perfect time to go to bed: 2ish
    Do you use your queen right away in chess: fuck chess
    Ever been in a car accident: Fender bender. It woke me up.
    Closer to mom or dad...or neither: Mum
    What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: Single life...
    What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 60's
    Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: Nike 6.0's I wear atm
    Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: Still have communion shirt! lol
    Were you in track and field: nope
    Were you ever in a school talent show: dunno
    Have you ever written in a library book: dunno
    Allergic to: Peniscillan
    Favorite fruit: Oranges
    Have you watched sex and the city: yep
    Baseball hat or toque: Baseball hat. New Era fitties
    Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: Soap / Shower gel
    Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet that shit up
    Pen or pencil: pen
    Have you ever gambled at a casino: no
    Have you thrown up on a plane: no
    Have you thrown up in a car: yes
    Have you thrown up at work: yes
    Do you scream on roller coasters: roar like a motherfucker
    Who was your first prom date: Noeleen?
    Who was your first roommate: Some weird dude from Roscommon
    What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: Some cheap imitation Baileys shit
    What was your first job: Book shop shop assistant
    What was your first car: yet to happen
    When did you first go to a funeral: dunno
    How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 17
    Who was your first grade teacher: First grade?
    When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: 14 or 15
    Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: Davin Larkin haha not really no
    Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: Deansgrange in Dublin
    Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Ghostbusters
    Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: ?
    What is the first thing you do in the morning: Turn off alarm and roll over
    What was the first concert you attended: Pendulum
    First tattoo or piercing: yet to happen
    Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Spain?
    First celebrity crush: I cant fuckin remember that like!

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    [x] Name: Stephen Murphy or Spud if yer pissed and not gonna remember!
    [x] Birthplace: Bottom of a well
    [x] Current Location: Still down here, got wi-fi tho! woop woop!
    [x] Eye Color: Blue... I think, no mirrors down this well.
    [x] Hair Color: Brown
    [x] Righty or Lefty: Righty
    [x] Zodiac Sign: Aries
    -----------------YOU PREFER------------------
    [x] Pepsi or coke: Coke... or speed, or coca cola is nice too.
    [x] McDonalds or Burger King: McD's Chicken Fiesta was the best thing ever made
    [x] Single or group dates: Depends how seriously yer lookin to get innit?
    [x] Adidas or Nike: Partial to a bit of either
    [x] Chocolate or vanilla: See above!
    [x] Cappuccino or coffee: And again! I'm pretty easygoin like!
    -----------------DO YOU------------------
    [x] Smoke: Fraid so, tryin to knock that on the head tho!
    [x] Take a shower: At least once a day
    [x] Have a crush(es): Yep
    [x] Who are they: Your sister
    [x] Do you think you have been in love?: Nope. Infatuation feels like love when your 15 though!
    [x] Want to go to HIGHER college: I really like the sound of that place...
    [x] Like high school: It was a laugh, lookin back I shudda mde more of the time I had there!
    [x] Want to get married: Once I'm well travelled and can say I've enjoyed my 20's, then why not!
    [x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Fuck no, ever tried wanking and typing? Impossible.
    [x] Believe in yourself: It's a love hate thing...
    [x] Get motion sickness: Nope
    [x] Think you are a health freak: Nah, I'm gonna try take better care of myself this yr though
    [x] Get along with your parents: Most of the time, they're pretty cool.
    [x] Play an instrument: Played drums for about 5-6 years now
    -----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
    [x] Flown on a plane: I have indeed
    [x] Missed school because it was raining?: Why would I wanna go on the hop in the rain?! haha!
    [x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Tried it once... Got slapped, alarm went off, ended rather badly...
    [x] Cried during a Movie?: Nearly! Fuckin Into The Wild!
    [x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Lara Croft. BANG.
    [x] Had an imaginary friend: Yeah he's just nipped down the shop
    [x] Had crush on a teacher?: haha them were the days!
    [x] Been caught "doing something": I have indeed... U dont tend to remember to lock doors when ur drunk!
    [x] Been called a tease: More... Primitave sexual deviant...
    [x] Been in a fight: Yep
    [x] Shoplifted: Back in the day... Small little things.
    -----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
    [x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 4
    [x] Number of people I could trust with my life: select few. Ya know who ya are.
    [x] Number of CDs that I own: 1,000 CD-R's = 100,000 MP3's!
    [x] Number of tattoos: None as of yet... Waiting for somethin to inspire me
    [x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Once or twice when I was young I think?
    [x] Number of things in my past that I regret: One or two major things. Fuck the small things, lifes for living.
    ---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
    [x] Yourself: Meh... Today I do, tomorrow I dont..
    [x] Your friends: Yeah, they're cool people.
    [x] Santa Claus: Caught him when I was 7
    [x] Tooth Fairy: Did that pervert in the previous year.
    [x] Destiny/Fate: Arent they charachters for Captain Scarlet?
    [x] Angels: no
    [x] Ghosts: Yes
    [x] UFO s: Yes
    [x] God: I believe in some kind of higher being... I'll call whatever it is God!
    --------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
    [x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: Ladder McRavagesnatch
    [x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Nope
    [x] Do you like anyone?: I do but such is life
    [x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: I'd feel sorry for them!
    [x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: Dunno that... I got a lot of history with some though!
    [x] Are you close to any family member?: My sister is cool as fuck!
    [x] Who do you hang around the most?: John, Martin, Devitt, Bill, Gary
    [x] When have you cried the most: Couple of years ago
    [x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: Hoppin around a club lickin your eyebrows havin the absolute craic!
    [x] Worst Feeling?: The mornin after said night! haha
    ---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
    [x] Cried: I havent
    [x] Worn jeans: I havent! Been couped up at home so O'Neills all the way!
    [x] Met someone: Nope
    [x] Drove a car: I havent
    [x] Talked on the phone: Yep
    -----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
    [x] Best eye color: Brown or blue
    [x] Best hair color: Brunette or Blonde
    [x] Short or long hair: Medium
    [x] Best height: Dunno, bit shorter than me?
    [x] Best weight: Fuck off! Whatever man!
    [x] Best first date location: Pub? Bitta live music, few drinks?

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      I am a Spontaneous Idealist (SI)
      The spontaneous idealist is a creative, lively and open-minded person. He is humorous and disposes of a contagious zest for life. His enthusiasm and sparkling energy inspires others and sweeps them along. He enjoys being together with other people and often has an uncanny intuition for their motivations and potential. The spontaneous idealist is a master of communication and a very amusing and gifted entertainer. Fun and variety are guaranteed when he is around. However, he is sometimes somewhat too impulsive in dealing with others and can hurt people without really meaning to do so, due to his direct and sometimes critical nature. (more ...)
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      • Memories...?

        ***MEMORIES***

        Leave one memory you have of me and you together as a comment here in my blog. It doesn't matter if I kno you a little or a lot, send anythin u can remember of the times we had together!!!

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      • Typing when monged =

        There was a lad I used to know from Dublin 18,
        Went through his days on the dole, sellin bags a green,
        Never once was sober, never had a chance,
        His da astray, his ma was gay, and then it hit the fan,
        When he turned 18 his da said 'Go get a fuckin job
        Get yer bony arse off them drugs ye filthy little yob,
        With yer little manky tracky's and yer hair all fulla grease,
        See how ye fair on yer own out on the dirty streets',
        So he robbed, he stole, he raped the dole,
        He had half the fuckin town, green, yokes, whizz r base,
        Ye couldnt pin the fucker down,
        Till' a copper one day said, 'Excuse me there young man,
        Would you mind please stepping, inside my Garda van',
        So with smoke in his pocket and yokes in his shoe,
        He smacked the pig a blow, down he went like a fuckin rock,
        It really was poor show,
        For Dublin Gardai as the bus pulled up and all the people saw,
        A guard layed out, on the ground with a broken fuckin jaw,
        Me mate hopped on the 145 and paid yer man full fair,
        A few coins that had fell from the coppers pocket at the parting of the pair,
        Filthy looks and gazin' oul' ones greeted him onboard,
        For they had seen the poor old Guard decked out like a timber floor,
        He slowly sat down the back beside some sleepin shadow,
        Pulled out some skins, some fags, his green & said, 'sher I'll cane me oul White Widow',
        Knuckles bleedin and a broken fist, he built a fine three skinner,
        Smoked that then two then three then four then legged if off for dinner,
        Strollin' down Talbot Street hood above his eyes, he strolled into a take away and ordered cheese & bacon fries,
        Legged straight into the jaxx and started pissin on the floor,
        Laughin his tits off with his mickey half out, he stepped inside the door,
        Of a cubicle covered in shit, aul johnny's, hair & scores,
        He sat down on the manky bog and brewed up one more,
        Hit the shit, had a shit, wiped his filthy hole,
        Ate some food off the sink and spat up on the wall,
        He met his mate Deco down on the quays by chance,
        Said 'Deco are ye wantin some yokes yev a trendy bird I see young man'
        'I do' he said 'I fuckin do man, and yeah she has a crackin gee'
        'Right' says man 'Heres 10 yokes bud see ye now next week'
        So off he went with a wry old smile and the cash under his lace,
        For poor old Deco couldnt tell the difference between his arse and the nose on his face,
        Met up with a young one with filthy blonde hair, 4 studs in er' tongue and big fuckin hoops in her ears,
        Skanky white shorts and a pair a Nike Air's, five babbies she had, in 16 short years,
        So they spun back round me Anto's place and he rode her box for hours,
        At lunchtime the followin day he was still give er' full power,
        A bowl fulla drugs sat next to the two, beside an empty box a' John Players',
        So he gave one more, gave her a smack and stole her trendy Nike Air's,
        Thats where me story ends friends, I hope yev all had fun,
        A day in the life of a Dublin nacker, up round Ballymun,
        Inspired by smoke, and a fucked state of mind,
        I think I'll smoke one more,
        but only if ye promise me after this one yel pick me off the floor.

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      • FIBBERS!!


        So Thursday is here and fibbers is near.
        The tonight will be full of buckfast and beer.
        With our friends Jack Daniels, southern comfort and tequila too.
        Some sambuca, vodka and aftershock blue.
        We will down our jagerbombs, 1, 2, 3, and 4
        Maybe some chartreuse. 1 or 2 but no more

        Never will we stop to think of all the money we will miss
        Nah, fuck it. Lets just get pissed!
        3 shot challenge you say? Count me in!
        It begins.

        With hot women everywhere, which one do I choose?
        Like a kid in a candyshop, I'm so fucking confused.
        I better pick one quick before the beer-goggles kick in
        Because after that you just can't win!
        They may be ugly, they may be fat
        But with this much alcohol in me I'm a drunken, horny twat.

        On the dancefloor play hatebreed, pantera and drowning pool too.
        We give it our all, break our necks and hope not to spew.

        Last orders you say? Gimme 3 more!
        Fuck, there's not enough time. So I'll sneak these 2 out the door.

        With burger king soaking up the booze, the night comes to a close.
        Already we're thinking of next week and the fun that it will hold.

        The morning comes around, the hangover begins.
        My mouth feels like a stale bottle bin.
        I think there's a little man inside my head trying to kick his way out.
        3 pints of water will hopefully drown him out.

        We complain about our stomachs, empty wallets
        And of course, the light.
        And we utter the immortal words:
        "What the fuck did I do last night?"

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      • Alec
        Alec

        29 October 2009 at 8:00 PM
        Where
        The Bailey Enniscorthy.
        Details
        Fancy dress show.

        bands featuring that night:

        Echo

        The Motives

        Chris Banzai and the Jerusalem Crickets

        Hooch

        adm 5euro

        over 18s!!

        10 weken geleden
      • Niamh Whitehead
        Niamh Whitehead

        Bo and hiss to you!!!!! Ah yeah dont worry Ill have a good one. Shall be trying to get Niall shit faced

        13 weken geleden
      • Katie
        Katie

        I'm good thnaks. How have you been diddling?

        Hehe, yes Florida has quite an amazing climate, boiling hot1minute then bucketing rain the nxt, it's great though, the humidity is soo high, everythings all dry again in couple of minutes :) When were u there?

        P.s Any signs of your brill band ever re-forming? - 7 Blind mIce!!!!

        14 weken geleden
      • Niamh Whitehead
        Niamh Whitehead

        Sick and wrong!!!!

        14 weken geleden
      • John McGuire
        luv John McGuire

        alright ya big fat bender, lick my balls
        http://fhg.hdkcentral.com/tgp/big_co...,

        14 weken geleden
      • Niamh Whitehead
        Niamh Whitehead

        Oi you with the face!!!!!!!!!!!
        my going away session before I move to Oxford is Saturday the12th of September starting in the Anu Bar at 8.30pm

        You better be there

        15 weken geleden
      • Tyler Durden
        luv Tyler Durden

        Thursday night ?

        :D

        16 weken geleden
      • Ben O'Sullivan
        Ben O'Sullivan

        Alrite lad I have diabetes so I do. No more sugar for me. Hows things with you lad, you still in the cleaning business

        16 weken geleden
      • Ronan Dunne
        Ronan Dunne

        Your online on leaving cert night and not out??? wow some one is changing and turning into a good little boy...:L

        17 weken geleden
      • Brianna. Aka Bee
        Brianna. Aka Bee

        taaaaatoooooo! how are ye? wen u cumin bk 2 ur favorite place? ha

        17 weken geleden
      • Bobz Leary
        Bobz Leary

        how r ya now son .. keepin well ya r

        17 weken geleden
      • Leigh O Reilly
        Leigh O Reilly

        were gonna play the biggest house party of the summer in a few weeks...its so big its ina barn with cegs surrounding the stage

        17 weken geleden
      • Chaka
        Chaka

        Bit of a gig in scorthy if you're up for comin

        18 weken geleden
      • Darragh M
        Darragh M

        i no yeah suprisingly enough do im neva on the fuckin tung

        19 weken geleden
      • Tyler Durden
        luv Tyler Durden

        Son !!

        I had this dream last nite where you me and the gang were drinkin in town.....

        Here's the fucked up bit, for some reason you looked identical to Jack Osbourne !

        :L :L :L

        And i wasn't even takin anythin last nite !

        Holy shiiit !

        :L :L :L :L

        19 weken geleden
      • Wreckless Skate Shop
        Wreckless Skate Shop

        hi,

        can u call me asap 083 3304798

        19 weken geleden
      • Mark Meyler
        Mark Meyler

        wats the craic everbody just lettin ye all know my 21st is in two weeks in the bugler doyles on saturday the 8th of august!!!! all welcome kiicking off about half 8 hope to see ya there!!!!!!

        19 weken geleden
      • Leigh O Reilly
        Leigh O Reilly

        sayin that tho the drummer cant sit still for a blledin minuite hes has a fill after nearly every bar

        19 weken geleden
      • Leigh O Reilly
        Leigh O Reilly

        ye there good earlier stuffs a bit shit theyl never get the recognition they want tho.......why dont you just come up thursday and stay for the 2 nights or whatever?

        19 weken geleden