1) Jilly - "Pussy, as in pussy-cat ?"

2) Jilly - "Bunny ears mean fertillity ? Okay then, I'm fertile plant
a seed in me "

3) Jilly - "OMG OMG shes dead!"
Darren - " No, she just had her period
( Okay people havnt understood this one sooooo * takes breath * Jilly Me darren n' sean were watching a scary Japanese movie, well some people had been getting killed and what not but then it cuts to the next day ...the main girl lying on bed * cough * there is a tiny tiy bit of blood on the bed ... Jilly starts screaming coz she thought she had been killed too ... Darren promptly assured Jilly that she was still alive and their was quite a simple explaination for the blood ) lol

4) Jilly - " I woke up the next day with a black eye ... my hand had fallen on my face in the night "

5) Jilly - "Do you call your Mam - mammy, mommy or mom ?
Caroline - "Jill, her mom's dead !"

6) Mairead - " No Caroline you don't look like Slash !"
Jilly - " Well maybe if we could see his face more clearly we'd know for sure "

7) Jilly - " Ok ok if we want this too work just be slantier "

Jilly - " Why do they call the virgin Mary " a virgin " "

9) Jilly - " Rise an hour early ... He meant Get Up ! "

10) Sean - " Your such a white malteaser ! "
Jilly - " I LOVE WHITE MALTEASERS "

11) Jilly - " What do you mean its Chico time "... ( i'm sure if she had a watch when we said that she would have looked at it ! )

12) Caroline - " Yes Jilly for a while that was the 4th member of Nirvana "
Jilly - " OMG really ?!? "
Caroline - " No you fool ! Thats some Latvian dude standing in the background ! "

13) Jilly - " Your microwaves got like a twirly thing ... wooahhhh "

14) Caroline - " Yeah, E.T. is based on a true story "
Jilly - " Omg, Really ??? "
( I may have made up that one )

15) Jilly - " So what if my name says I Love Getting Wet "

16) Jilly - " AHHH your so Heavy and Bulky !!!! " ...
** Glares **
Jilly - " Em i mean slender and bulky "

17) Jilly - " ummmm BENIN " ... ( Shea meant Danone r however ya spell that drink )

1 Jilly singin - " you and me baby are quite the mammals "

19) Jilly - " Oh cool thats like the picture I have in my house but its in you house "

20) Jilly - " Dammit, all this time I've been calling them the Food Fighters "

21) Jilly - " Wait a minute, she told me the Beatles write Smelly Cat "

22) Caroline - " okay, I have a riddle for ya. How do you turn a cow into a field ? "
Jilly - " Feed it lots of grass ! "

23) Bob - " Hey what do you want ta do ? "
Jilly - " Whatever you want me to "
Bob - " ReAlLy !?!?!? "
Jilly - " Sure I'm verrry flexible "
.... ( Jilly didnn't realise what she had just done or why Bob now had the crazy idea that Jilly liked him ) ... only Jilly will get that one !!!

24) Watching a movie ... a cage is slightly covered with a towel .... the bird insid is dead and covered in blood
Jilly - " ahh is it dead ... oh it must have suffocated "
yessss jilly that would explain the blood ...

25) Aine - " Yea some people would get brazilians "
Jilly - " Like ya mean buy a person !!!! * picture the shocked look on her face when she said it *

26) Caroline casually reads sign on shop while passing
" Adult shop "
Jilly " Whats an Adult shop ? "
Everyone sighs
Aine - " Eh like a Fedish shop ya know "
Jilly - " Feta , Yummmmmmm I lurv feta "

27) In the meteor shop Jilly has just made the change from o2 ... The man at the desk says
" okay whenever ya have no signal you chuck in your new sim "
Usually people would turn off their phone to lose the signal but just to keep her options open Jilly asks
" Sooo should I go underground to lose it ? "

**** THINGS JILLYS DONE ****

1) Cut herself in the eye with pape

Okay this has nothing to do with platapuses or platapi if you will ... It really has nothing to do with anything at all, hmmm not even a lil bit, I just didn't want to have a blank blog anymore i can still hear the schoolyard taunts " blank blog blank blog " they'd cry !!! ... Well in your faces you Nazi bastards I have written something ... poop !!! ...