1. Cause im One...

Obviously the first and most important rule is that No Women gets shotgun...

Section I - General Rules
1) The first MAN to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, women dont get to sit in the front or call any form of shotgun.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II - Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)
1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please

100 Facts Bout Me

1. Full Name: Richard Jin Gale
2. Nicknames: Rico, Ricardo, Jackie, Carlito, Chico
3. Birthday: April 9th
4. Place of Birth: Singapore
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries i thnk
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 6th year fuckin awesome
8. School: Gordons
9. Occupation: Freelancing (i.e living off parents)
10. Residence: My House, kingswells Aberdeen
11. MSN Screen Name: (so)Fóótbálls Māšîªh(so) Rícó (6)

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black, Brown(blondish Highlights now)
13. Hair Length: medium
14. Eye color: Black
15. Weight: 74KG
16. Height: 177cm
17. Braces?: Nah im Ace
18. Glasses?: Nah Im Superman
19. Piercings: nah
20. Tattoos: not at the moment but will be in the near future
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend(s): Ody
23. First Award: Player's player of the year 2000 (kingswells)
24. First Sport You Joined: Fitba
25. First pet: Speedy The hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Florida but was ages ago
27. First Concert: nun lol
28. First Love: Fitba

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Green Mile, Die Hard, Anchorman, Armeggeddon
30. TV programme: Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Simpsons and Dream Team
31. Colour: Red
32. Rapper: Eminem
33. Band: The Killers
34. Song Right Now: When We Were Young - the killers
35. Friends: Alot cant be assed sayin
36. Sweetie: Sugary Cola Bottles
37. Sport to Play: Fitba, u need a little bit of hooliganism in ur life.
38. Restuarant: altho its not a restaurant subway lol
39. Favorite brand: Nike or Puma
40. Store: River Island
41. School Subject: Graph Com (easy as)
42. Animal: Lion just cause ther awesome
43. Book: nun although of mice and men was pretty good (school book)
44. Magazine: Porn
45. Shoes: Puma

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happy
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: Aye
49. Eating: Chip Butty lol
50. Drinking: Powerade, Berry and Tropical Fruit
51. Typing: Backspace
52. Online?: Yea
53. Listening To: Angels - Robbie Willams
54. Thinking About: Fitba
55. Wanting To: Play Fitba, Get Laid, Drive
56. Watching: Match of the Day - Watchin Rooney Score and Amazing Hattrick
57. Wearing: Full England Away Kit haha awesome

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: 2 Boy no girls
59. Want to be Married?: Yea y not
60. Careers in Mind: Arhictect or product designer
61. Where do you want to live: In A Mansion, sumwher wit nice weather, mayb canada
62. Car: Pitch Black 2005 Ford Mustang

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Brunette
64. Hair length: I like Long
65. Eye color: dont mind
66. Measurments: id like fairly big not tooo big but not small cause tht sucks lol
67. Cute or Sexy: id say cute
68. Lips or Eyes: hmmm thts hard, depends on the smile
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both, hugs and kisses, if i were feelin lonely then a nice hug wud be good.
70. Short or Tall: Short
71. Easygoing or serious: Serious when alone and easygoin any other time
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Erotic!
73. Fatty or Skinny: Curvy
74. Sensitive or Loud: id say a bit of both, cause girls piss me off when ther too sensitive.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Now Hook-up but wudnt mind a relationship .
76. Sweet or Caring: isnt tht the same?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yup
79. Had Alcohol: Not Since Last nite
80. Smoked: Nope Im A Fitballer
81. Ran Away From Home: Yup, Mum pissed me off.
82. Broken a bone: Well My Nose
83. Got an X-ray: Nah
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: Dah Hink So!
86. Broke Up With Someone: Nah
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yea My Hamster
88. Cried At School: First Day of Nursery when my mum left me alone with this crazy women

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Only When i win at poker or Score A goal lol.
90. Miracles: Ben Got a pull so Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yea......
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: