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- Music heals most pain, for the things it doesn't, there are prescription drugs.
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- "When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for the famed teacher, Diogenes replied: 'Only stand out of my light.'
Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten creativity. Until then, one of the... best things we can do for creative men and women is to stand out of their light."
- John W. Gardner (1912 - 2002)
http://insideout-thatswhy.blogspot.com/ <<<Shamelessly pointless updates
--------------------------------------------------- XXX ------------------------------------------------- - MUSIC
- linkin park, Elemeno P. System Of A Down. Arctic Monkeys. Foo Fighters. Blind Melon. Blindspott. Green Day. Jet. Evermore. All American Rejects. Thirsty Merc. The Living End. Shihad. Blink 182. Nickelback. Red Hot Chili Peppers. My Life Story. Puddle Of Mud <3
- My mushy space.
- I think if I could live any where on the globe it would be
New Zealand.
I never realised until now how true the saying "You don't know what you have got till it's gone." is.
I don't think I realised just how lucky I was too have such great friends. I miss you freaks heaps!! - SCARED OFF
- geese, those silver balls you put on cakes - r u laughing at me? -
and garden gnomes. - HAPPIEST WHEN
- ZZZZZZZ *snort* huh? wat?
- I CRY WHEN
- ME?! CRY?! You insult me!!!
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How I live now
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My exciting trip to germany
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why do you wake up in the morning?
- to look at your gorgeous face madeleine!<------ pick this one
- I can't wait to finish my homework
- The waves are best in the morning!
- i can't wait to put on my new socks
- I DON'T WAKE UP!
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Shiiiiiit
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.0 komentarzy 300 dni
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President Bush.
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He finally approached the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The old man said, 'Okay' , quietly, and walked away.
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The following day, the same man approached the White House and sa id to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, sir.'
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Brilliant quotes sanks to Mr Knoop - Ecomonomics teacher.
-This is the list time calculating viss putting sings on the bank.
-Please explain us now.
-You must now listen. When it is not you can leave. Begrepen?
-You have to made your homework next time.
-Elf tousand.
-You have pay attention. You are not so clever. *collective gasp*.
...Too be continued.....0 komentarzy 428 dni
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| Name : | Madeleine Elizabeth Rothwell | |
| Nick Name : | MINTY!!!! Knickers XD | |
| Birthdate : | 17/04/93 | |
| Birthplace: | Wellywood XD | |
| Current Location: | Di's humble home. | |
| Eye Color: | GREEN | |
| Hair Color: | Uuuuh natural? Grey. | |
| Height: | Minty sized. | |
| Weight: | *blank stare* Minty weight??? | |
| Piercings: | NOSE! and sometimes ears when I can be bothered. | |
| Tatoos: | *cough* | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Hehehehehhehe Sexypants XD. No..... | |
| Vehicle: | Uuuuh Skateboard? Does that count? | |
| Overused Phrase: | I reckon, Sweet as, Not even au. | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Cake. | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Crete XD | |
| Candy: | Gummybears. | |
| Number: | 03984291875487598347589743092 | |
| Color: | Pizza *rawr* | |
| Animal: | Dinosaur | |
| Drink: | Sex on the beach and the drinks not too bad either. | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Uuuuuh all of it. | |
| Perfume: | Man smell | |
| TV Show: | Men In Trees :D | |
| Music Album: | All of it! | |
| Movie: | Rocky Horror Picture Show. Enough said. | |
| Actor/Actress: | Johnny Depp! *drools* Shia la Beouf.... | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Fanta | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | *heart attack* | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Hot coco ^^ | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Sex | |
| Dog or Cat: | Llama | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk as fuck | |
| Summer or Winter: | SUMMER! | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny XD | |
| Love or Money: | Luuuuuurve | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | Bed? What is this bed?? | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Sleeping on the garage roof XD | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Under-chin | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Oooh fuck. I'm awake. | |
| Ambition: | To dry hump Johnny Depp | |
| Best Friends: | Tess! Eee Di! The donkey down the road from Tessa's old hous | |
| Weakness: | Being tickled :P | |
| Fears: | Geese. | |
| Longest relationship: | Uh? 2 hours. He was Italian. | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Ever been beaten up: | Lol yes XD | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | yeah. He was midget....no wait that was Di | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | lol... | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Haha XD for sure. | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yuuuuuup | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | um.. no? | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blind | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Bald | |
| Short or Long: | Bald | |
| Height: | Billy sized. | |
| Style: | Skaterrrrrrr or just Billyish. | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality fo' sho | |
| Hot or Cute | Luke warm | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | halfway in between | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | All of them | |
| How do you want to Die: | In a freak toaster accident. | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Uuuuh yeah when Di and I DIDN'T got to Amsterdam. | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Uh....*blank look* I killed them. | |
| Health Freak: | Yes. I make certain to get enough sugar. | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | No..I think I'm fucking sexy!! | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Hell Yes. | |
| Want to go to College: | Myeeeeesss | |
| Do you Smoke: | Mnoooooo | |
| Do you Drink: | Myeeeessss | |
| Shower Daily: | Mnooooo...Oh no wait. Myeeeesss | |
| Been in Love: | Yes, most definatly. | |
| Do you Sing: | All the time, but I suck at it XD | |
| Want to get Married: | It's not a must. | |
| Do you want Children: | no. I want Llamas. | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 56 | |
| Hate anyone: | Only a few :P | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Tess3 tygodnie temuWow you've acctually been on bebo. =p
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Tess14 tygodni temu
Hhaha they sure are.
and O: ty lol
nooooothing just the usual.
course, tones of homework lol.
yourselllllf? -
Rudi-Simonethemooncloudkeating14 tygodni temu
coolies baby! i'll call you in a week when i get the phone on... i just moved house
ILY! i'm going 2 beddies now
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Rudi-Simonethemooncloudkeating14 tygodni temu
THANK YOU BABE!!!~
whats your home number?
i'll give you a wee call
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Tess15 tygodni temu
You only comment when I abuse you.Hahha
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Tess15 tygodni temu
Fuck you then ;--;
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21 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Jordien
IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! paylor
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21 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Jordien
HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! ingaberg
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Tess21 tygodni temu
Ahahahah awwh yay ;D
I got your txt btw. at like 3:30 in the morning so I didn't fully register that you had txted me till the next day but it made me aww (: I save your txts lol cause they'll special.
awwwh summer would be amazing right now! it's sooo cold!
Middle of winter -3 degrees nights lol.
That's why electric blankets are handy (:
Enjoy your summer! Get a tan ;D
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Tess21 tygodni temu
Awwwwh. you may not be my other half, but you will always be my wife.
<3
I love you. how's it going? ;D iou luv.
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Tess21 tygodni temu
YOU'RE ONLINE.
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22 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
Jordien
HEY I JUST GOT A FREE SAMPLE PACK OF DIFFERENT MAC MAKEUPS! GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER AT MacMakeUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! zhou
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25 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Jordien
HEY I JUST GOT $300 WORTH OF MAC MAKEUP FOR FREE! GET SOME FOR YOURSELF OR GET SOME FOR HER AT MacMakeUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SAMPLE BAGS!! fiore
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25 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Jordien
HEY I'M SO EXCITED! I JUST LOST 10 POUNDS IN 1 1/2 WEEKS WITH THIS NEW DIET PILL! VISIT AcaiDietUK.com TO GET YOUR FREE PACK BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! winerman
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Tess27 tygodni temu
You're in england. rofl
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Tess30 tygodni temu
WTF @ PARIS D:
I wanna come ): ): ):
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take me with youuuuu!!!!
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Tess30 tygodni temu
How is it being 16??? D:
lool
This is my lappptop picture =D
Tess 0 odpowiedzi=D
Miss you LOADS.
:]
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<3
i drew u
Rudi-Simonethemooncloudkeating 0 odpowiedzi