One of the easiest things to make in my opinion is alcohol. It is easy to
make and has many uses. You can make Ethyl Alcohol simply by fermenting corn, p
otatoes, sugar cane, barley & hopps, grapes, etc and then distilling the alcoho
l and purifying it. I recommend corn because it is inexpensive and it
already has its own sugar & yeast, unlike potatoes. Also that is what I use
and it seems to work fine.. and is also a great american tradition (moonshine).

First you must obtain (steel) a holding tank. I recommend those 6 gallon
alhambra water jugs which are often left on porches and in driveways for refills. Now go buy a shitload of fresh or frozen corn. Frozen will be easier
to deal with because it is already cut off the cobb. Put about 10 bags of corn
in each jug, because the CO2 being released sometime pushes it up and you could
get the shit all over your floor. Add just enough luke-warm water to cover the
surface and leave the top off (exposed to air) for about 2 weeks in room temperature. After a few days it will look & smell like puke, and it will bubble a little. After the bubbling stops, you must distill it, I am not sure the boiling point of alcohol, so look it up or ask a science teacher or just
keep it a few degrees below that of water (95-99 c), this will boil the alcohol
off into the retainer and leave the puke and water behind, if you boil it to high some of the corn or water will go over with it and you'll get that whiskey
flavor and a lesser proof. If you do it right you should get 200 proof ethyl alcohol with no whiskey flavor, so take your time distilling. If you get big bubbles, they are water, lower the temperature. Anyway once your done, pour
it through activated charcoal to remove the nasty shit that make you retarted &
blind. Now you have 200 proof ethyl alcohol that is safe to drink, but before
you do so I recommend you water it down a little with distilled water, or you'l
l probably die the first swig. Try making it 50/50 to get 100 proof. Oh
yea, you can make any proof you want but you better keep it under 100 proof, 15
0 proof for very experienced drinkers (derilects). I myself have never had
anything above 138 proof and that was probably the worst exerience of my life.
Try pouring some in punch or orange juice. Remember that proof is roughly percentage * 2, so 50 % alcohol would be 100 proof, 43% would be 86 proof, etc.

here is a list of what ferments into what (flavor)

ingrediant product usual proofage

potatoes vodka 100
sugar cane rum 86-94
corn whiskey 86-132
barley & hopps beer 4-6
grapes wine 22-30
corn moonshine 100-151

If you don't know how to make a still, look it up in a science book, encycloped
ia, or the text file by Lex Luthor.

I take no responsibility to whoever fucks up and gets retarted, blind, or just
dies.

Numbers dont mean shit lol
Just read the "offence" and if you"ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you"ve read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."
the most you can get is $1160.60

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love!!