To Be A Killie . .
Choose Old Firm. Choose to be part of 50/60,000 fans. Choose away trips to the camp nou, san siro. Choose winning trophies nearly every season. Choose winning so many trophies the 2 Scottish cups mean fuck all to you. Choose singing about the pope and the queen at a football match. Choose Ireland and Ulster as your country. Choose bigotry. Choose supporting a team who spends millions on foreign duds. Choose calling yourself a supporter when you go to 3 games a season. Choose Rangers. Choose Celtic.

Choose Killie. Choose loving the ups and downs of our great sport. Choose your local team. Choose special cup finals. Choose Scotland. Choose to be part of a smaller team. Choose to feel at home. Choose great away days. Choose loosing away to Livi on a pishing wet Wednesday night. Choose loyalty. Choose the oldest professional club. Choose appreciating every win. Choose Killie Till I Die. Choose blue and white. Choose Killie.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.


1. Where is your cell phone?
Table

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Who?

3. Your hair?
Short

5. Your father?
Bed

6. Your favorite thing?
Pizza

7. Your dream last night?
None

8. Your favorite non alcoholic drink?
Milk

9. Your dream car?
Mazzerati

10. The room you're in?
Bed

11. Your ex?
Female

12. You are?
Tires

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Rich

14. Who will you hang out with today?
Duno

15. What you're not?
Gay

16. Muffins?
Yum

17. One of your wish list items?
Drink

18. Where is the phone?
Table

19. The last thing you did?
Gamed

20. What are you wearing?:
Boxers

21. Your favorite TV show?:
BBT

22. Your pet?
Rabbit

23. Your computer?
Slow

24. Your life?
Great

25. Your mood?
Tired

26. Missing?
Money

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Plans

28. Your car?
None

29. Your work?
Dishwasher

30. This summer?
Alcoholism

31. Your relationship status?
Single

32. Your favorite color?
Blue

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Cinema

34. Last time you cried?
1942

35. School?
Ha

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10 . Is Missing someone
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose .
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy .
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore .

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%