Michael Hickey
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- The next best thing to Shevchenko...
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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- strange voices, Frank Lampard, Mint Aeros, the Housewives, sausage rolls, 5 a side football, 74 Rugby Road, basically doing the same Irish History modules every year, Botanic Park in the summer, BBQs, sleeping in, Germany, Wikipedia, watching films with other people, quizzes, spontanious "sessions", beating Sean at badminton, the Champions League, clever jokes, free things. I'll tell you more when I think of them
- Films
- Most things except Star Trek and X-Men and the like, no to most English films and films with Matthew McConnaghy, you know the ones I mean.
- Sports
- S.S.S.Soccer, indoor or out, Golf, Squash, Tennis, anything will do really. Particularly close to my heart is a certain team that begins with C and ends with helsea FC.
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- I'm not too fussy really, bits and bobs of everything, but I think the 70's and the 90's in particular had a lot of good things to say.
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Philosophy of Toast
I had a weird old breakfast there this morning, when I came down Sean was watching Star Trek, so I passed through the living room sharpish on the way to the kitchen for some toast. I dont really do all this often, either write on my blog, or philosophise early in the morning, so when I do usually its worth taking on board, so bear with me. As I took 2 of the last 4 slices of bread I was reminded of the choices in life, in my pack of Brennans I had the choice of the two heels, or the two other bits that had been torn up the sides, one was still intact marginally, and one was ripped in two. I elected to go for the normal "non-heel" bread. So there you are. One pretty simple decision out of the way, but one that had to be made with two totally different possible outcomes. (Still with me?)
Anyhoo the toast had more in store for me. As i was turning the toast in the toaster the other slice (the intact one...just) ripped two, which was a nice wee analagy I thought for the unexpected mistakes that happen in life, true the bread ripping wasnt entirely my fault, but these things happen, and I had to put it up against the side of the toasting-bit so it wouldnt fall over, I would be a pain to get it out. Just as unexpected as the toast falling over, I had to readjust my plan, in order to save my breakfast, and possibly more. Who knows what would have happened if I hadnt, I would have had a heel instead, and the whole course of my morning would have been changed.
Now I dont know about you, but I think one of the most inconsistent parts of a mans breakfast is putting the butter on the toast. In this instance it went down quite nicely, it had been out of the fridge for a few hours, so it buttered pretty nicely, but theres other times when it doesnt, when its just outta the fridge, and instead you tear the toast, it doesnt melt, and parts of the bread are dry, and others have big clumps of butter on it, which isnt really all that nice. Other times it goes on really well, and the toast is nice and moist, but you kinda miss the cold of the butter on top of the hot toast, in other words it worked too well, and its still not quite perfect. Anyway it became clear to me that the toast was explaining to me that in some times things dont work out perfectly, for one fate or another, two totally different end experiences, and while it can be perfect, as can life, as we know the life and toast rarely are, and theres always something you would change. If that means the butter more melted, a bit less melted, in life we can always find a way to regret a decision made, a crucial mistake made at a key point.
Oddly enough the toast kept talking to me, while I was eating it at this point, staring blankly at some Star Trek guy ordering an invasion or something. Ive neglected to mention however though that the toast in this instance was pretty good. No complaints there. But anyway, I thought that if these mistakes in the toast experience are reflected in our life, surely there has to be room for the redemption we place all our hope in, and old Brennan didn't let me down. If I had complaints with my toast, I would have no problems with putting them to fix, with another slice. and while yeah there can be the hollow side of "I wouldda done this", or "If I hadn't done that" theres always tomorrows experiences, tomorrows oppurtunities to start again, tomorrows chance to do better what i did today. In short, there will always be tomorrows toast.
I still dont really know why Im sharing this, cos its something everyones thought of before, but its just a reminder, and these are rarely any harm. But its only when you think of the "Toast" that is "Life" you consider your toast yesterday, and the toast you will have tomorrow, so you can look back at where you came from to lead you to this particular spot, in this particular moment in this proverbial kitchen, and perhaps just as importantly, look at where your going to.
So there you have it. I've had fun, Le2 komentarze 298 dni
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The Beast
Dougal: I'm not surprised Ted. If I was a sheep. I'd be watching my back right now.
Ted: Why?
Dougal: Because of the beast. They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
Ted: Dougal! Its a legend, it doesn't exist!
Dougal: Yeah Ted, like the Phantom of the Opera doesn't exist
Ted: The Phantom of the Opera doesnt exist! I'm not going to get into this what does exist and what doesnt exist debate again. But I'm going to insist you add those last two examples to the chart.1 komentarz 801 dni
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26 Ways To Make A Girl Smile (for those in need of tips) -
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this
will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you
are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if
she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning.
this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement.
and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.
because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other
girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning
tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding
and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her
home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like
that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i
can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be
bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at
the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't
girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt
and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm
talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already
stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is
that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present
she can ever get.0 komentarzy 1279 dni
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Lauren19 tygodni temugood stuff. things are good, pretty boring. I've spent most of my time sleeping the days away or just being lazy
nope no mad plans...no plans at all actually. The parents are abandoning me for a week in August so I'll be moving from house to house but it also increases the possibility of visiting you guys in p'stewart for a few days...exciting, huh? How about you? and mad plans similar to these ones?
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Lauren19 tygodni temu
I had no idea. lol i can imagine. At least you have an excuse for it. You only recovering now?
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Lauren20 tygodni temu
had to congratulate you on those moves!
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Philip Mcauley23 tygodnie temui bet it does but im gonna be there soon enough. im in cairns at the minute but i want to go back to sydney. im meant to fly to brisbane on tuesday but getting reli annoyed today talkin to indian ppl in call centres who dont understand me and cant change my flight. so i dont know wat im going to do maybe just go to brisbane and catch another flight from thre. how is everyone, del brendy even baxter haha x
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-Lenny-34 tygodnie temui have couple hundred nike golf balls aNd about 50 titliest prov1S.
with that horrific slice u have theyd last u about 2 months. u intrested? im sure we can work out a price. lemme no ma hombre -
34 tygodnie temu
Briege
Hicks - were the heck have u been man!! i be lookin out for ya like all the time!! the feelins mutual about the module - although im here sititn tryin to get my dissertation in for monday so even the history module wud be more fun to look at right now!!lol
I know i hear he has a son but ive never seen him!! ah hilarious man wouldnt ya no he'd be dido to his da
so here more importantly - u goin to the histiry formal??
if not already then im gonna talk u into goin right now!!
last yr - last history formal - it'll be a warm up for the politics one
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Laurie Symon40 tygodni temuWell I will certainly do my utmost if you will have me! Will the team be comprised of the usual suspects then? I will see if I can perhaps get us a practice match or two before then to give us a chance to fine tune our somewhat legendary team spirit...
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Sean Leo Mc Goldrick41 tygodni temulad who are all these wemen leving comments on ur page.... ur a dark horse!
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45 tygodni temu
Briege
hey there stranger - sorry for my late reply i havent been on this all over xmas theres been so much on and happened... but im back now!!! how will we cope nxt semester without the BEW'S VIEWS!! im cryin myself to sleep as well
lol
i knew you'd miss him though as he was always ur fav lecturer
well i got the essay handed in thank god - and then my mate rang me and said we had a week extension!! i was like eh what??!! but i handed it in so i wasnt for payin £13 for a bus again to go take it back lol what bout u how'd ya get on?? i did the old sectarianism one... al i cud think of was the old.... liam neeson!!LOL - ah i know u secretly love him too - and michael collins as u were called after him afterall! so hows the holidays goin - what topics u gonna look at for this irish revo and irish politics too actually?? i'm worried about the history one as theres so much to cover!!
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Laurie Symon50 tygodni temu
Good day there Michael, apologies for my belated thanks for your gracious welcome, I am quite ashamed of myself and my shoddiness. Thank you exceedingly though, it was good to hear from yourself. Perhaps you and a few of the gentleman would be up for some form of social gathering this week coming up, with lots of regaling with trans-Atlantic tales, I daresay you have a few of your own. Anyway, I look forward to hearing from you, I will try and keep a more stringent eye on my Bebo page from now on...
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51 tygodni temu
Briege
oh you better be there this week!! you cant leave me 2wks in a row on my own with the Lord and the Yank!! oh actually - some1 else is takin us for the tutorial - either that woman o'callaghan or some YOUNG woman - oh i bet u wont be missin this wks tutorial then!
see ya tomoro!
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Briege51 tygodni temu
you left me on my own for the LORDS class!!
lets just say it was a session of 'Bew's View's' as always... followed by a few comments from our friend who described himself in class as "allow me to be the ignorant american here but...." i was like eh ok im gonna kill michael for not goin!! oh it was so funny though as he was early for once but literally jumped up and ran out the door shoutin - i forgot to pay my parkin ticket!! was the best part of the class!lol so where were ya?? were u nursin a hangover from the nite before?
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Darren Millar51 tygodni temuwell last season was so easy i think sir alex fancied a new challenge, so he let you's get a bit of a lead before we steamroll everyone. beef stroganoff seasoned with guinness??? thats a new one lol
i'm in the middle of coursework week, 2 4000 word essays and a presentation for tuesday, bad times. if i get a weekend day off anytime soon i'll give u a shout and we'll get out for a few cheeky ones sure, let the chelsea abuse commence -
Darren Millar52 tygodnie temu
alright matey whats the craic? i no compaints, well apart from the fact its 2.43am and i'm in the middle of an essay, wouldn't be like me to leave uni work to the last possible minute. we'll have to get out for a pint sometime, i'm sure i've missed a massive amount of really interesting things that have happened at portstewart golf club that i need filled in on, and that holiday you were on too, america was it...
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Sean Leo Mc Goldrick59 tygodni temu
not to bad hickey, good to be back in the city again, the port has limited appeal after 4 months. u tormented, ha, i see u also compare urself to nesta, that was rather generous of urself. wenever ur looking a roasting again just give me a bell
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Laurie Symon60 tygodni temu
Hmmm, we tend to be more Guttentag kinda guys on the Ards Peninsula, but we are a cultured bunch, that's for sure. Yes, unfortunately I am resisting the temptations of another semester or two of debauchery and memory loss for the time being to try my hand at the other side of the Atlantic. I'm out here doing some sports coaching, and as far as random and amazing opportunites go, it's up there with the best of them. How did your trans-Atlantic adventure pan out in the end? Was somewhat disappointed you didn't make more of an impact on the presidential election build up I must say....Back at Queens now I take it? I must say I do miss the football, drunken shenanigans and the hungover breakfasts at Maggie Mays. We shall have to get out for some 21st birthday antics when I return though around the end of November.
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Sean Leo Mc Goldrick61 tygodni temu
hickster, how is the form.
big rip planned for the shaft i hope this week or the next. out on the pull as always?
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