A - Available: Yes..
B - Birthday: 24th March
C- Crush: Now that would be telling
D - Date: 10/04/07 duhhh lol
E - Easiest person to talk to: Depends on the situation
F - Film u last watched: Blades of glory
G - Greatest kiss: Always gonna be the one with the butterflies *sighs*
H - Home: Ardoyne, Belfast
I - Insert ur favourite word here: like
J - Joke: Two cows standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," replies Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
K - Kids: Not that I know of.. lmao oj.. none
L - Last time i cried: Sunday,had a fight with my gran
M - Moment of sheer embarrassment: Wer do i start lol
N - Number of siblings: None
O - One wish: Thats a secret
P - Places u'll find me: Mostly in the house.. or out boozin somewhere lol or work
Q - Quote: kiss me, i'm irish
R - Reason to Smile: Goin back to america this summer
S - Something i always say: Ya no wot i mean!
T - Time to go home: When the bar's closed and theres no parties or ive exceeded my body's limit of alcohol
U - Unknown fact about me: I used to have a phobia of flies lol
W - Worst outfit: prob been a few over the years,wot bout worst hairdo!?!
X - Filthiest moment: U honestly think i'm gonna tell u all!!
Y - Yummy food: Pasta or chicken curry
Z - Zodiac sign: Aries...I'm firey,not someone to mess with,and very loyal

We thought we’d do this poem
To you from us to say
That we hope you have a BRILLIANT time
On this your 21st birthday

Were do we start, What can we say
Except maybe mention the time you ran away
You were only four and not into boys
So you left all your clothes and packed only toys!!!

What a catastrophe & Oh what a fuss
When we went to butlins that time by bus
We went over to Scotland the place called Ayr
When the binmen stole your clothes - HOW VERY DARE!!!!!

What was your deal with small things?
Like little ponies & puppies ya Rocket
And then of course the other stuff
Yes that’s right you loved Polly Pocket

Now speaking of Puppies & Ponies
With their slobbers & their spittle
You never minded any of that
That’s why we called you Dr Doolittle!

And horses they may be your favourite
Well – they were until that night
When you got a bit intoxicated
And one give you a Nasty Bite
Not to worry Christine It’s just a bit of craic
But don’t think the horse saw the funny side
When you decided to bite it back!!

Now speaking of that drunken night
Its time to put out the feelers
And see just how your dad reacts
When u tell him u got arrested by the Peelers!!
We hope that you’re Daddy Paddy
Doesn’t take the news to hard
But remember now your 21 so time to stop acting a coward.

What about the time you went to Spain
You know that I'm not spoofing
When the talk went round bout the Mad Irish Girl
In “Ma Murphy’s” toilets - Woofing
Yes it’s true it was our Christine – standing looking @ her reflection
& barking like a Mad Dog – I’m sure you can picture the Reaction.

I’m sure that I could go on and on
And Mention this and that
Especially the woman in Ballycastle
Who asked us to keep you away from her cat.

Cats & Dogs and Dogs & Cats
Who fought like that? We wonder
I think it was Christine & Lisa
There faces were like Thunder
As you gave them out their dinner
You’d hear them shout – She Got More Than Me
They’d fight over just about anything – even right down to the very last pea!!

Couldn’t leave without mentioning
The fact that your Dirty looks could kill
But its time to start acting nicer
Now that you’re OVER THE HILL!!!

Was going to finish off there
But realised it’s not the end
Cos I haven’t got to ex-boys yet
Or even mentioned a friend
So prepare yourself Miss Murphy
This could take a while
Cos as you know when we’re talking of friends & Boys
You’ve really had a pile.

I’m sure there are loads of things
That you wish people had never known
Especially about kissing your boyfriend
The one & only JOHN MCKEOWN!!

And what about Stephen Murphy
When you talked about him you were buzzin
But thankfully you wised up to yourself
And now he goes out with your cousin

There’s the one who you’ve started to flirt with
You know who I mean - COME ON!!!
Yes you have guessed correctly
It’s Mr Stephen Conn!!

I didn’t know whether to mention this one
So I’ll make it VERY QUICK
And say the only thing I can about Sean Daly
Yes that’s right – he’s a DICK!!!


Now - Last but not least its Cathal
The farmer from Bellaghy
I told you he’d be good for you
But I was on the Wacky Backy!!!
Only jokin I wasn’t - I’m just trying to save face
Cos I think you’ve probably noticed my man choices
are a disgrace.

So moving swiftly onwards
I think I’ll mention friends
Just wish I had the photographs
To show some of your funny trends

Think I’ll start with Danielle Fisher
And you know she’s not a Saint
Especially if you remember the cupboard
You both pulled over & then got covered in paint.

Lisa Boyle & her cousin mariead
Then your cousins Shauneen & Janine
You all love to take loads of photographs
To put on Bebo and be seen.
You put on your make up & do your hair
Must say you all look a million dollars
But think you all must realise that
When you hear the f

Well people this is it, i'm now offically 21 and can legally dring when i go back to america . On that note i plan to see yous all at skye later and we'll carry the party on in mynt
ANYWAY..... i'm off to finish my champagne breakfast