>>>When us girls drink!!...........................
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>>>It's funny 'cause it's true - ADMIT IT!
>>>WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
>>>1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
>>>reason, that's ok.
>>>2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
>>>our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move
>>>around.
>>>3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
>>>honestly believe we could do it too.
>>>4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
>>>a
>>>homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as
>>>just 4 hours ago.
>>>5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on
>>>the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's
>>>business.
>>>6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people
>>>we
>>>barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
>>>7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
>>>song
>>>comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>>>8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
>>>the
>>>geek next to us.
>>>9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
>>>profs/co-workers/boss should they be around
>>>10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table
>>>or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming
>>>to us.
>>>11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we
>>>keep
>>>them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
>>>12. We've suddenly taken up smoking
>>>and we believe we're really good at it
>>>13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
>>>giving us
>>> just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste
>>>the vodka.
>>>14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
>>>the floor.. or like the mop.
>>>15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this
>>>the wrong way but..."
>>>16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on
>>>it.
>>>17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>>>18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we
>>>just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick
>>>nap.
>>>19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to
>>>cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
>>>20. We take our shoes off because a) they're
>>>ridiculouslyimpractical..but soo
>>>beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk
>>>straight.
>>>21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who
>>>said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each
>>>other the next day.



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