Im Jesus
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- if ur a paki ... fear me bitch
- Me, Myself, and I
- my name is joseph angel but u can call me joe. im am 15 years old my birthday is on march the 25th. i support arsenal fc my best friend is sean evens and my favorite footballer is either thierry henry or cesc fabregas .i love acting but especially in my comedy duo wiv sean, i broke my nose in a freak bannana boat accident i go to newbridge comp i am the future of this planet i have a brother called carlton hes 18 i live with my parents in the shitty lil room i have a spanish haircut. i have been called the master by many people i cant think of anybody who doesnt like me lol thats me bein cockey as i do. i have the body of a god lol actually its more like jabba the hutt but u know. i am related to pactically everybody. my friend ashley constantly tries to rape me lol. i think i appeared in a pampers advert or was it huggies cant remember. my drinking buddy is called dad i am constantly attacked by my bother so if u ever see me with my boxers half way up my ass u know why. so thats me.
- The Other Half Of Me
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my brother ,,, the skidmark
- Music
- im a metalhead i like anything with a good guitarist in but my favorite bands would have to be stone sour, disturbed, impellitteri, metallica, skidrow, puddle of mudd, nickelback, tenacious D, pantera, extreme, system of a down, korn, slipknot etc......
- Films
- i love comedy films the best film that i have ever seen is dodgeball its a classic either that or mrs doubtfire 2 legendary movies Pineapple Express, Superbad, Knocked up, Zack and Miri make a porno (any seth roegen film really
) the lord of the rings trilogy, family guy, south park, pirates of the caribean was ok and my Jack Dee DVDs that guy is hillarious. Frankie boyle one of the best people ever made - Sports
- Dun do sports im large but i am a football fan i love the arsenal as most of u know. just ask the livepool fans how great arsenal are. thierry henry is the master but i come a close second. I love to wear bras!!!
- Scared Of
- carltons nipple twists, shitting myself in a public place, screwing up my lines wen im on stage but thats it really.............. ooooooooo and banana boats. i also am a bit scared of wakin up next to a man after a drunken night as we all now the man could be several people as i am that god damn sexy. another thing would be stepping in a dog turd and only realising wen it dries so its harder to come off.
- Happiest When
- Eating cake, or when i'm texting some of my many joe ho's but most importantly when i'm with my 2 beautiful baby boys
Ashley David Otter and Lewis "MY MAN" Meredith ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY. Fair play i know some extremely cool people like Emily, Laura-Jane Suter (the gayest name ever) Louise, Nathan, Sean, Maddy, Lucy, Daniel, Rhian (my pegwin), ms Bayliss Paige "the fetish" Harris and many more. i am also very happy on msn 2 LUCY (angel bear) she's like the lil sister i never had 
but she's cool as fuck. i have the coolest webcam buddy ever Laura (she made me dress up in a bra and thong 
and she loved it - dislikes/hates
- man u, liverpool, mrs williams wonder nips, losing, wedgies (when im on the recieving end), history, low-fat products, people who go on diets, cross country, the government, dogs shit (cos i always step in it but its great when somebody else steps in it) mr starr and his attempt of humor, kentucky fucked-up chicken
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- what do u know about me ? 6 Taken
- if u love "THE JOE" do this quiz 22 Taken
- do u know joes legendary status ???? 26 Taken
- try me i bet ull fail !!! 34 Taken
- How well do you know Joe? 31 Taken
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whos your favorite out of the following ??? be honest
- matthew mayho (aka spud) (((no chance)))
- joseph angel (me the legend the god the deutch master the roarer etc)
- jamie taylor (aka fungi)
- sean evens (another legend aka pie boy samwise etc)
- nathan keeble (gouch sex crazed pervet et)
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who would u most like to hurt so bad they wer hospitalized
- matthew mayho
- mr phillips (not my chicken dance buddy)
- the entire class of 9I2 (including jake beddis)
- me
- the chavs
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which would you pay most to buy front row seats for
- joseph angel vs carlton angel (wedgie off)
- joseph angel vs ashley otter (weight lifting contest)
- joseph angel vs sean evens (pie eating contest)
- joseph angel vs 9i2 (street fight)
- joseph angel vs mr phillips (chicken dance)
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be honest what u think of me ???
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me seriously?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.r u guna put this on ur blog n c wa i fink ov u?
19.any last words 2 say??
9 Comments 873 days
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the alphabet thing to describe me because im a legend :D
i hate these blogs things but i thought what the hell
i stole this of jack but thanks anyway
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my parents saved OUR HOUSE from forclosure after learning http://www9339.6news.org.thecitychro... phew!
I'm good.
I've been revisin more than usual which is good
Wa bout you?
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Howdy! This comment is here to remind u tha eurovision is the best thing everr!!!! lmao u will watchin it saturday and u will like it! haha u ok? Wbbb xxx xxx
Hey,
U okay?
Loooveeee
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Oh neva! Il do it tmrw! X
He did didnt he? His boobs were awesome! lol we were chestbumping it was sooo funny
Heyaaah x u k? Xx
Why didnt you come last night?? lol was sooo funny i nearly peed myself at ashley! lmfao xxx
Hey! How u suprise me! :p btw cumpletly see thru haha xx
Hey,
Miss sed its too detailed for GCSE students! Lol.
I only just red ur comment.
We've cut the molestered bit out of it now!!
Thanks for the love
Lovee return
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Duuuude! U k? Invited yet? Lmao ai gna c my costume friday!
xxx
Oh gawd ow u
kno? U wern
even out! Haha
aww shudda
cum up the
stars! Tbh i dnt
kno if i ada gd
nite cnt memba
arf of it! Lmaoo
my heads
bumpin feel like
if been hit wiv a
hamma! Haha
wuu2 thn? Im
prom dress
shoppin? X
haha
hump wtf like
if thats humpin
god av i been
gettin it wrong
haha
im awshum
actually haha
ma dad the bald
pornstar en ea
pmsl nm like
wbu?g
xx
Hey!
Baack in fne
land lmao yu k?
We stil gta
masta our hump
thngy lmao u k?
Xx
nosy bebo people? and who would be interested in our little, or should i say huge and long conversations??
Well facebook is so much better than bebo anyday so that's why
love you xxxx
Hey baby
lol
Wow i'm actualy on bebo
What you been up to then?
Love you lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
duude y am i not in your top maates
offended as by ea
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