yeah totally, il be singing dude looks like a lady in my marigolds. how attractive!x

i have a faint memory of saying i was going to dress up like mrs doubtfire, do a hoover dance and come clean ur house for you.

please dont hold me to that.

x

haha aye! am thinkn of bookn a hol for jan or feb get awa fae is dump for a while! ma sis said fire was nuts so gutd i missed it, but o wel, seen them a few times anyhoo. bet ul be headn tae jo's inite r ya? haha loser!!! hae a gd ane!xx

haha fit lyk? och aye its arite on here lyk hoora gd crack, still another 11 days tae go am getn a few trips on here 3 n 3 so ats arite awa for xmas n new year tho, boohoo.... so u bn up tae much? spoke tae ma bro n sis last nite they said kasabian was fukn magic, u hav a gd nite?xx

haha no i dodged jo's at the wkend, was dressd up as a cat gd crack! saw 6 was gd ane of the most brutal anes yet!! i had a ticket for kasabian in abz was wel lookn forward tae it, noo am awa nae fair!!! hame imorn eh, bet ur buzzn anu xx

aye im gd ta akane u do get fed up afta 3 wks me thinks run oot of things tae do n money fuk u wil hav bn awa n hame n av nae even bn awa haha... no am nae gan bk tae the place malkys on is time nae fair, goin tae the north sea producer. nae to sure fit am doin we masel is wkend yet, me n ma sis mite go tae the pic's inite c saw 6 n al prob be oot aday imorn makn a tit of masel haha.. u much planed for is time at hame?xx

hey hows u? at u awa bk offshore? am stil at hame fed up lyk, awa nxt thurs for 3 wks tho boohoo ats gan tae be a sare ane... xx

sure it his album is just magical haha! xx

oh aye............. nearly there!!!
soundo... thatl be ace crack like....have a good one. haha!! wot side u goin in for the football!!!!?

myt see u thurs nyt or sunday nyt for a sesh??!? need to take it easy for the first week or so b4 i get paid.
x

haha!! thats nice that u think of me

aye bud... thurs cana cum quick enuf.... nearly there. u off 2 newcastle this weekend?? x

haha!!! o.k........ why!?!? haha!! good tune haha!! can see u doin the running man to it.

good weekend?? x

hahaha fuk off jo's was a 1 off last wk gan tae go oot for a few inite i think, then prob be oot aday imorn, haha and sun wel maybe cya oot, dont do anyhin i wldnt, xx

haha fuk sake i dina half do the daftest of things wel am odd hawk so jst go awa fan the office fones ma, or i can fone them if i want awa, haha bt poke at!! so u up tae much is wkend?xx

Aye min

haha wat old guy? oh no am cringing u hae tae tel ma at!! aye was oot aday yest, was stil steamin fan i woke up! u stil got a whiley at hame?xx

hey fit lyk? am nae too bad, a bit rough aye was a magic nite wat i can mind of it, hahaha wat a nick tae b getn intae!! u hav a gd ane?xx

Send us ur email kov...send U some funny shit....
Africa's got talent

What can i say...i'm just not as cool as all you young ones!!!!

Drunken banter YEEHAAAAAA! I've got a house party to go to but think i'm heading up the street for a bit before hand, get some drinks down me first! Just see how the night goes...!

That you back for 3 weeks again now then? x

Aaah G my weekend was good, wasn't the blazing wreck i thought i would be....just blazing haha! Was good a good laugh though! That'll be me for another 3 months now

Anyway where's your holiday snaps? I was having a wee lookie on glens page....thought you boys went to the gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll never believe it but i started going again last week after my years break from it, so you'll prob find me in there more often than out. Get back in shape and work off all the ice cream i've consumed over the summer! x

Sayin kov......nae wantin to rub it in but last Friday was the best day I've had in a Hopeman top for 10 year
Suppose u can make up for it on Sunday.....U home?