Jonny
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Sex much??
1. "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.
2. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
3. "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.
4. "My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philips.
5. "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
6. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
12. "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen
17. "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen
6. "What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."
James Agate
21. "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx
26. "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlin
27. "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
36. "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.
38. "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.
40. "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
love.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~George Bernard Shaw
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. ~Thomas Szasz
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. ~Author Unknown
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. ~Flash Rosenberg
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. ~Cary Grant0 komentarzy 965 dni
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back in the day........
Before the MySpace AND bebo frenzy.
Before the Internet & text messaging.
Before mp3's & iPods.
Before Paris Hilton.
Before Masturbating every night.
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.
WHEN LIGHT UP runners(la gear) WERE KOOL.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs and taped songs off the radio on a
sunday.
When you would do rolley polleys all over the field at playtime
When crash bandicoot was the best game
When wearing summer dresses and shorts to school in the summer made you wake up with a smile.
When the playtimes during summer seemed to last for ages.
Way back, when you played skipping.
When spice girls were KOOL
When POGS ruled
Hide-n-Seek after school till it got dark.(in the old folks HAHA)
Hopskotch.
Hula Hoops.
Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
The first TAMAGOCHI's and Yo-Yo's...
Pokemon! Need I say more!?!?!
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.
AND those little Milk cartoons, with a straw
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in
your duvet
Live n' Kicking...remember that?
Hey Arnold,
X-Men
Doug,
Rugrats,
CatDog
The original Power Rangers Or what about:
The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
Ren & Stimpy.
Rocko's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Clarissa Explains it All.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Kenan & Kel.
magic school bus.
pinky and the brain.
blossom.
hangin with mr.cooper.
the adventures of winnie the pooh.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class trips.
Like LEGOLAND!
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When 5 pounds seemed like a million.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us ruled.
Go back to the time when decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' and
'make up make up never ever break up'
'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big
people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
When sweets from "the B and M" was the highlight of your day.
Hometime was the best part of the day.
When the only thing you cried over was your mum being late to pick
you up.
When stress was addition and subtraction.
When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
When shaving cream was just meant for play.
Remember when someone "Got the lergies" and you had to cross your
fingers you didn't get infected.
When valentines day meant cards for all.
When birthdays were a class event.
When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.2 komentarze 1114 dni
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Germany day 4... its messy...
well since our last installment we have driven a hell of a lot, clockin in at about 2000km so far, ended up back in munich after sittin around doing feckall, a bit hungover and the like, bought a new bong plus a load of shisha!! went to Dachau in the afternoon for a while which was incredible, quite the place! Went "out" in munich that night but ended up floating round the streets annoying the glamorous workers of the various McDonalds... friday we left to head to this reggae festival in Chiemsee, bought a few kegs, bout 70 litres of quality German beer in the boot lol, where i know absolutely none of the bands!!!, and have been drinking ever since, apart from when i was gettin in fights with a tent and blagging free stuff!!! bin comsuming from various mugs jugs bottles and at one stage a bucket.... am sitting right now in salzburg (yes austria, dont ask) covered head to toe in mud and crap from this mudpit of a place, it´s legend!!! Must go for now but i´ll update it soon enough, heading up north tomorrow
ciao for now
JC0 komentarzy 1186 dni
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Mr Hip-Hop6 dni temu
Hey there! You just got VIP Entry!!!
to VIP Thursdays at Sin Nightclub, TempleBar
Spin1038's - DJ WAX & DJ JUMP are hosting a huge VIP Student Event, in Sin Nightclub, Sycamore Street, Temple Bar, on THURSDAY November 26th, 1000 exculsive people will pack the venue as these two heavey weight DJ's go head to head, for what is to be one of the biggest nights of the year.
Watch out for special guest apperances, dancers, massive drink promotions listed below and media coverage.
You are on my friends list, so I would like to give you VIP access to the event, which will also gain you Free access!
Just drop me your name by sms to 086 7811619 and you will get a reply text to show at the door, and a VIP pass will be waiting for you! If you have a couple of friends have them text too.
Drink Promos
€3 All Shots
€3 All Alcopops
€3 Bottles Miller
€3 Pint Becks
€5 Sex on the Beach
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Mr Hip-Hop3 tygodnie temu
DJ WAX vs DJ AHMED
€3 THURSDAYS
TURKS HEAD, Temple Bar
This Thursday, November 5th we see the launch of €3 Thursdays @ The Turks Head Nightclub
Dont miss this massive night, being hosted in this multi story venue with 1400 capacity, while these 2 heavy weight DJ's go head to head
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Dj Wax - Thursdays3 tygodnie temu
DJ WAX vs DJ AHMED
€3 THURSDAYS
TURKS HEAD, Temple Bar
This Thursday, November 5th we see the launch of €3 Thursdays @ The Turks Head Nightclub
Dont miss this massive night, being hosted in this multi story venue with 1400 capacity, while these 2 heavy weight DJ's go head to head
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Burn Beach Club5 tygodni temu
Hi (Jonny)
THIS WEEK @ BURN ..............
WEDNESDAY -COMPLIMENTARY BAR FROM 10.30-11.30 !!!! DRINKS FROM €2 FROM 11.30!!!!
THURSDAY- ELECKNO A MIX OF TECHNO + ELECTRO!! DRINKS FROM €2 !! DOORS 10PM!!
FRIDAY'S - BLACKOUT -DUBLIN BIGGIST UV PARTY!! DRINKS FROM €2!!
SATURDAY - BIG SATURDAY PARTY WITH SPIN!!
€2 DRINKS !!!
SUNDAY -BACK TO THE 90S LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM N-TRANCE!! DOORS OPEN FROM 10PM
FOR COMPLIMENTARY GUEST LIST PLEASE mail info@burnbeachclub.ie !!
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Anticipation PR6 tygodni temuWed 14th @ Purty Kitchen aka Marquee (temple bar)
ALL DRINKS ONLY 2 EURO
5 OFF WITH THIS FLYER OR TXT B4 11.30
doors:9pm ROAR!
Anticipation x
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Lil Pinks6 tygodni temuJonny
3 week beginners POLE DANCING course starts this Weds - 14th Oct at 7pm Blanchardstown - €40
Pole chicka wah wah x -
Climax Clubnight8 tygodni temuHi Jonny
Check this out!
Climax @ The Vaults IFSC Dublin
Friday October 23rd 2009
with
Liam Melly
Chris Ward
Fergus Keogh
Darryn Mc Callion
Doors open 9pm Strictly Over 18s ID Essential
Admission €10 / Tickets available on the door.
For your chance to win tickets check our page for daily competitions
www.climaxclubnight.net
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Lil Pinks9 tygodni temuJonny
DONNYBROOK Pole dancing course has been cancelled tonight
Please contact us for other dates
REMINDER; Blanchardstown taster class is on at 7pm this Weds (23rd) only €15 and the 6 week course starts at 8pm
Full details on our page
Any girl selling an X-POLE second hand please contact us!
Pole chicka wah wah! -
Lil Pinks9 tygodni temuJonny
New Pole Dancing Courses available in Donnybrook and Blanchardstown starting next week; Monday 21st and Weds 23rd Sept- see our page for full details. TASTER CLASS ONLY €15
NOTE: If interested in Donnybrook, please contact us/mail us in advance as this venue and course is operated by advance registration only.
Ladies, if you have an X-pole you would like to sell second hand please contact us as we have many girls looking to buy. Must be in good condition and reasonably priced.
Pole Chicka wah wah!
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Lil Pinks10 tygodni temuJonny,
We are holding a new POLE DANCING COURSE in BLANCHARDSTOWN and DONNYBROOK starting Mid Sept
€15 for a taster class - come and have a spin!
€70 for 6 week course- wanna go upside down?
See timetable on our page
Beginners and Intermediate levels available, Advanced courses to be confirmed.
Mail/message us to register your details!
Pole Chicka Wah WAH!
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Burn Beach Club11 tygodni temu(Jonny)
SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER @ BURN BEACH CLUB...
BACK TO THE BEACH ...............
END OF SUMMER BEACH PARTY @ BURN !!!
KICKS OFFS TUESDAY THE 8TH OF SEPTEMBER!!
DOORS OPEN 10.30PM
DRINKS FROM €2 EVERY NIGHT!!!
FULLY DRESSED VENUE...
100 TONS OF SAND...
SURF SIMULATER....
DUNK TANK.
FOAM CANNONS....
2 HOT TUBS + JACUZZI........+ MUCH MORE
FOR VIP GUEST LIST MAIL
info@burnbeachclub.ie
DRESS CODE BEACH WEAR!!!!
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Burn Beach Club15 tygodni temu
HI (Jonny)
THIS THURSDAY @ BURN BEACH CLUB!!
LIVE PERFORMACE FROM STAVROS FLATLEY
FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT!!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM!!!
DRINKS FROM €2 !!!
FOR GUESTLIST ENQUIRES EMAIL info@burnbeachclub.ie
PAY @ THE DOOR EVENT !!
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Lil Pinks19 tygodni temuJonny
Our LAST Pole Dancing Course is starting this Weds at 8pm in The Clonsilla Inn, Blanchardstown and will run for only 3 weeks, €40
This is for both beginners and improvers.
Please see our mail...
Pole chicka wah wah
x
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Lil Pinks20 tygodni temuJonny
New beginners pole dancing course starting tonight at 8pm in the clonsilla inn, blanchardstown
€70
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Lil Pinks21 tygodni temuJonny
POLE DANCING Taster class tomorrow (weds) 1st July in Clonsilla Inn, Blanchardstown at 7pm only €15
Next one is in 5 weeks time...
New beginners 6 week course starting 8th July in Blanchardstown €70 at 8pm
Pole Chicka wah wah x
(Tip, if you no longer want these updates please delete us as bebo friends)
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Burn Beach Club22 tygodnie temu
HI (Jonny)
BURNS GOT TALENT LAUNCHING THIS THURSDAY 25TH OF JUNE !!
If you’ve got an act the you think South Dublin would like to see, then it’s time to apply to Burns Got Talent !! Apply now to audition for the judges and be in with the chance to get spotted by EML Ireland’s top talent agency and pick up a cheque for €3,000!!
Watch yourself catapult towards superstardom !!
Hosted by CELEBRITY DJ RAY SHAH and a panel of 3 CELEBRITY judges !!
TO ENTER OR NOMINATE A MATE EMAIL
info@burnbeachclub.ie
OR CALL 0860569766
LIVE PEFORMANCE
FROM STAVROS FLATLY FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT ON 13TH OF AUGUST FOR SEMI FINAL !!!!!!!!!! R.O.A.R
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Lil Pinks23 tygodnie temuJonny
New Pole Dancing taster class in Blanchardstown Weds 24th June at 7pm- only €15
Try out a few spins before committing to a course...
pole chicka wah wah!
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Burn Beach Club23 tygodnie temuHI (Jonny)
END OF EXAMS PARTY ..................
WEDNESDAY 17TH - FRIDAY 19TH OF JUNE !!
BURN YOUR BOOKS @ BURN IN THE CAR PARK !!
NO BALLS ........
NO FOAM .........
NO TICKETS ......
NO BULL SHIT ...........
JUST A SAVAGE SESSION..........
DOORS OPEN 10PM
DRINKS FROM €3 !!
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Burn Beach Club23 tygodnie temu
Hi (Jonny)
END OF EXAMS WEDNESDAY 17TH 2 FRIDAY 19TH
OF JUNE !!!
BURN YOUR BOOKS ......
BURN CAR PARK ...
NO BALLS...
NO FOAM...
NO TICKETS .....
NO BULLSHIT ....
JUST A PURE PARTY !!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM
€3 DRINKS
ROAR !!
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Lil Pinks24 tygodnie temuJonny
'Cream' Routine starting this Weds in Clonsilla Inn 9pm, please contact us and let us know if interested in coming down..
Pole Chicka wah wah!
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