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The Beatles, Incubus, The Distillers, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Ladytron, Black Sabbath, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rage Against the Machine, Alice in Chains, Disturbed, Nine Inch Nails, Kings of Leon, The Ramones, Broken Social Scene, Led Zeppelin, Spoon, Placebo, A Perfect Circle, Decemberists, Kings of Convenience, David Bowie, Helmet, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Architechture in Helsinki, Electric Wizard, Get Him Eat Him, Black Mountain, Jimi Hendrix, Elliott Smith, Tool, Donovan, Sublime, We Are Scientists, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metric, Jack Off Jill, Nirvana, Shihad, Tenacious D, Silverchair, Judas Priest, Aerosmith, Foo Fighters, Islands, Iggy Pop, Guns N' Roses, Pavement, Le Tigre, Metallica, Dead Meadow, Bjork, The Rolling Stones, Social Distortion, Death Cab for Cutie, Belle and Sebastian, White Stripes, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Dead Kennedys, Pearl Jam, The Shins, Minus The Bear, Weezer, The Ramones, Ladytron, Violent Femmes, The Who, Brand New, Modest Mouse, Acid Bath
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Amelie, Napoleon Dynamite, Back to the Future, Fight Club, Almost Famous, Sandlot Kids, Harry Potter, Anchorman, Juno, The Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Drop Dead Fred, Labyrinth, Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Little Mermaid, Dazed and Confused, Cruel Intentions, Edward Scissorhands, V for Vendetta, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Big Fish, Snatch, Eagle VS. Shark, Layer Cake, Across The Universe

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    • In my pants!

      Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 30 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'. Bold the ones that work the best. Laugh hysterically. Pass it on.

      1. The Beatles - Slow Down In My Pants
      2. Michael Jackson - Thriller In My Pants
      3. Macross Plus - More Than 3cm In My Pants
      4. New Found Glory - Dressed to Kill In My Pants
      5. Bernard Fanning - Wish You Well In My Pants
      6. Eagles of Death Metal - The Ballad of Queen Bee and Baby Duck In My Pants
      7. Architecture in Helsinki - Do The Whirlwind In My Pants
      8. Hellogoodbye - Homewrecker In My Pants
      9. Kings of Leon - Charmer In My Pants
      10. Incubus - Redefine In My Pants
      11. Beatles - Not a Second Time In My Pants
      12. Marilyn Manson - Scabs, Guns, and Peanut Butter In My Pants
      13. Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage In My Pants
      14. White Stripes - Sugar Never Tasted So Good In My Pants
      15. David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust In My Pants
      16. Sisqo - Thong Song In My Pants
      17. Deftones - Minus Blindfold In My Pants
      18. Velvet Revolver - Big Machine In My Pants
      19. Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain In My Pants
      20. Belle & Sebastian - Simple Things In My Pants
      21. Metric - Siamese Cities In My Pants
      22. Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lot Of Shakin' Going On In My Pants
      23. Fear Before the March of Flames - Taking Cassandra to the End of the World Party In My Pants
      24. Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 In My Pants
      25. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Throw Away Your Television In My Pants
      26. Incubus - I Miss You In My Pants
      27. Hot Hot Heat - Running Out Of Time In My Pants
      28. A Perfect Circle - People are People In My Pants
      29. Weezer - Perfect Situation In My Pants
      30. Transplants - Diamonds and Guns In My Pants

      0 Commentaren 218 dagen

    • Now it's just kind of addictive.

      Put your music player, whatever it is, on random or shuffled play.
      Answer these questions with the song you get when you hit the skip button!
      Note: some songs will make sense, others won't.

      How am I feeling today?:
      "Hide In Your Shell" - Supertramp

      Will I get far in life?:
      "Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!" - Minus the Bear

      How do my friends see me?:
      "Little Wing" - Jimi Hendrix

      Where will I get Married?:
      "Dig Your Grave" - Modest Mouse

      What is my best friend's theme song?:
      "Ode to Divorce" - Regina Spektor

      What is the story of my life?:
      "Quit Smoking" - Death Cab for Cutie

      How can I get ahead in life?:
      "Dial: Revenge" - Mogwai

      What is the best thing about me?:
      "Back in Black" - AC/DC

      What is in store for this weekend?:
      "La Bamba" - Richie Valens

      What song describes my parents?:
      "Don't Feel like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters

      My grandparents?:
      "Angels" - Robbie Williams

      How is my life going?:
      "White-Knuckle Blackout!" - Machine Head

      What song will they play at my funeral?:
      "Roxanne" - The Police

      How does the world see me?:
      "Put the Lime in the Coconut" - Harry Nilsson

      Will I have a happy life?:
      "Zoo Music Girl" - Björk

      Do people secretly lust after me?:
      "If I Die Tomorrow" - Mötley Crüe

      How can I make myself happy?:
      "Whip It" - Devo

      What should I do with my life?:
      "Eleanor Rigby VS In My Head" - Queens of the Stone Age

      Will I ever have children?:
      "3 Libras" - A Perfect Circle

      What is some good advice for me?:
      "Fire Water Burn" - Bloodhound Gang

      What is my signature dancing song?:
      "Ruiner" - Nine Inch Nails

      What do I think my current theme song is?:
      "Tribute" - Tenacious D

      What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
      "Scar Tissue" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

      What type of men/women do you like?:
      "This Is How It Goes" - Billy Talent

      IF SOMEONE SAYS ''IS THIS OKAY'' YOU SAY?:
      "Pardon Me" - Weezer

      HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?:
      "I Hardly Noticed" - Saving Face

      WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?:
      "Made for TV Movie" - Incubus

      HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?:
      "The Fool on the Hill" - The Beatles

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?:
      "Party Hard" - Andrew W.K.

      WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?:
      "That's Just Not Legal" - Frenzal Rhomb

      WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?:
      "About a Girl" - Nirvana

      WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?:
      "Careful With That Axe, Eugene" - Pink Floyd

      WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?:
      "The Rockafeller Skank" - Fatboy Slim

      WHAT IS 2+2?:
      "London Calling" - The Clash

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?:
      "Friendship Station" - Le Tigre

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?:
      "Warning" - Green Day

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?:
      "I am a Wizard" - Harry and the Potters

      WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?:
      "Mumble Mumble" - Get Him Eat Him

      WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?:
      "Rubber Ducky" - Sesame Street

      WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?:
      "Gamma Knife" - The Dead Science

      WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
      "La Mer" - Nine Inch Nails

      WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY//INTEREST?:
      "Mexico" - Incubus

      WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?:
      "The Pot" - Tool

      WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?:
      "Twitch" - Bif Naked

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?:
      "We want the Airwaves" - The Ramones

      Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
      "This Secret Ninja" - AFI

      What's currently in your fridge?
      "Brown Eyed Girl" - Van Morrison

      Your biggest nightmare?
      "Sleepyhead" - Gob

      A reason to commit suicide?
      "The Execution Of All Things" - Rilo Kiley

      Why are we here?
      "People of the Sun" - Rage Against the Machine

      Something you never dared to say to anyone?
      "May Nothing But Happiness Come Through Your Door" - Mogwai

      One thing the world really doesn't need?
      "Pineapple Head" - Crowded House

      What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
      "Road Trippin' " - Red Hot Chili Peppers

      If you could invent something, what would it be?
      "Happiness is a Warm Gun" - The Beatles

      The last

      0 Commentaren 279 dagen

    • Because I've never blogged on here ever?

      Music Shuffle Survey

      Put your music player, whatever it is, on random or shuffled play.
      Answer these questions with the song you get when you hit the skip button!
      Note: some songs will make sense, others won't.


      How am I feeling today?:
      "No Satisfaction" - Black Mountain

      Will I get far in life?:
      "Dope Fiend" - Acid Bath

      How do my friends see me?:
      "What's My Age Again?" - Blink182

      Where will I get married?
      "A Nation On Fire" - Machine Head

      What is my best friend's theme song?
      "Invisible Man" - Theory of a Dead Man

      What is the story of my life?
      "A Spoonful of Sugar" - Mary Poppins

      What is/was high school like?:
      "Come as you are" - Nirvana

      How can I get ahead in life?:
      "It's Now or Never" - Elvis Presley

      What is the best thing about me?:
      "Jumble, Jumble" - White Stripes

      How is today going to be?:
      "Good Feeling" - Violent Femmes

      What is in store for this weekend?:
      "Territorial Pissings" - Nirvana

      What song describes my parents?:
      "These Boots are made for Walking" - Nancy Sinatra

      My grandparents?:
      "Unicorn Battle" - Deathmøle

      How is my life going?:
      "Oliver Momm's Hitmix V3.0" - Sash!

      What song will they play at my funeral?:
      "Beers" - Deja Voodoo

      How does the world see me?:
      "Weird Fishes/Arpeggi" - Radiohead

      Will I have a happy life?:
      "Yes! I am a Long Way From Home" - Mogwai

      What do my friends really think of me?:
      "Bowie" - Flight of the Conchords

      Do people secretly lust after me?
      "Outta My Hands" - Gasoline Cowboy

      How can I make myself happy?:
      "Dressed in Yellow and Blue" - The Charade

      What should I do with my life?
      "Hey! Is That a Ninja up There?" - Minus the Bear

      Will I ever have children?
      "Crawl Away" - Tool

      What is some good advice for me?:
      "Beverly Hills" - Weezer

      What is my signature dancing song?:
      "Our House" - Madness

      What do I think my current theme song is?
      "Ex-Cowboy" - Mogwai

      What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
      "Total Immortal" - AFI

      What type of men/women do you like?
      "Kladfvgbung Micshk" - Aphex Twin

      How does my sex life look?
      "Tequila" - The Champs

      Would I make a good catch?
      "Witchcult Today" - Electric Wizard

      Will I have a good life in general?
      "Shut Up" - Bloodhound Gang

      Can (insert YOUR CRUSH's name here) ever really love me?
      "Dude Looks Like a Lady" - Aerosmith

      Can me and (insert YOUR CRUSH's name here) ever be more than friends?
      "Just a Phase" - Incubus

      What's going to happen to me this week?
      "How Does a Duck Know?" - Crash Test Dummies

      Where will I be a year from now?
      "The Happiest Days of our Lives" - Pink Floyd

      What is my biggest wish?
      "Mulder and Scully" - Catatonia

      What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
      "Wipe Out" - The Surfaris

      How will I die?
      "Magic Dance" - David Bowie

      What will happen after I die?
      "Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell" - The Flaming Lips

      3 Commentaren 315 dagen

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    • Treseyy
      Treseyy

      love you heaps bernie (:

      3 weken geleden
    • Sarah Trophy
      luv Sarah Trophy

      Damn it I just can't beat your typing speed!!!

      23 weken geleden
    • Summer Bubba
      luv Summer Bubba

      Awww cheers. Needed it+you're the only one thats been brave enough to read/commie my blog:L :D :P I didn't really give a toss who read it in the end because didn't think anyone would:P I don't usually write blogs like that on here...Was sooo miffed+still am a bit with the fb thing+ 'stuff'. Fb unblocked now, but it doesn't work even though Dad said I'm allowed to use it:P :o:(
      What I wrote in the blog, was nothing to do with the weekend btw...it was just the last straw atm4yest...but yeah its ok now. am used to 'that'...Have felt strangely better though, after writing again for my dream journal/diary/poetry+novel series:D :D :D Uncanny!!!:O anyway cheers again Beatled Eyed Bernie Bear Bum!!! (get it? Beatled Eyed Bernie Bare-Bum):L :L :L :D :P I called you Bernie Bear Bum 1 day, but didn't know people call you that (+the song beatle bum+coz you luff the beatles!!!):L :D :P xXxoOo...Pissing down a tanty bucket with a glint of thunder atm:P +I've lost my card. Idk what to do for dinner:P

      30 weken geleden
    • Lauren Fraser
      luv Lauren Fraser

      I MISSSS YOUUUU!
      i'll be backkk sooooooon! and we can have mummy hugsss againnnnn!! haha :D and we can worship another bottle-o, and jb-hifi again! hahaha! i still have to send you that video! LOLOLOL!
      LOVE YOU BERNIE-BUM-TRIPLE-NIPPLED-CHEESE-FREAK! xoxoxox

      30 weken geleden
    • Obsidian Blackbird McNight
      luv Obsidian Blackbird McNight

      BERNIE! I WILL WEAR THE WANG FOR YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. :)

      31 weken geleden
    • Laura Graham
      luv Laura Graham

      hey my baby girl i cant wait to come home im a bit home sick now but other than the earthquake its been all good how r u what have you been up 2?

      32 weken geleden
    • Laura Graham
      luv Laura Graham

      kol was f**kn great

      34 weken geleden
    • Kim
      Kim

      this love has taken control of me
      she said goodbye to many times before

      i must admit i've never steamed up a car quite the way we did that day.
      not meant to sound dodgy in any way

      buit good times
      good times

      43 weken geleden
    • Nada
      luv Nada

      very slack bernie bear lol..

      yeah it rained and rained but it was a kool at the time..
      study is goin well but i can't b bothered lol.. still trying to get a route.. :P :P
      POOZ and WEEZ haha.. howz work??

      43 weken geleden
    • Nada
      luv Nada

      hay bernie..
      well i got wasted n i was dancing like a hippie all nite long lol.. and then i got mud all over ma body lol.. narh jokez but i got mud on me feet .. hahahaha.. went to phat09 and it just rained rained and rained lol..

      have u been out on the town yet?

      43 weken geleden
    • Nada
      luv Nada

      hello M.O.T.O..

      happy new year to u 2.. how was ur new yrz?? did u get drank ?? lol

      45 weken geleden
    • Jesse Welsh
      luv Jesse Welsh

      TEQUILA SOUNDS GOOD. I whole bottle + lots of Charlies Honest Lemonade to chase it down and lots of cold BBQ from the dinner earlier in the night.

      MMMM. Sounds like MEEEE! :D

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

      50 weken geleden
    • Judy
      luv Judy

      Hey Baby,

      Haven't left a comment on ya page for ages FAIL! You know that I will always love you forever even after I'm gone. Just wanted you to know that you are one of my favourite people across the whole universe LOLOLOL! Don't forget to say your prayers is something your nana would say to you and now I say it to you. OK tis getting weird YUH! hahaha ok huge hugs and remember what we disgusted last night hahaha I mean discussed LOL!

      Just me, mum xxoo

      PS when you go flatting next year DON'T FORGET if ever you or Simoe or Ben are stranded anywhere text or ring us and we can pick you up. Especially if its late or dark. MONK! HAHA!

      52 weken geleden
    • Kim
      Kim

      whats your schedule for the next week?

      54 weken geleden
    • Jesse Welsh
      luv Jesse Welsh

      Bernie likes to dance in the moon light!!!

      55 weken geleden
    • Kim
      luv Kim

      ok so if you EVER scream while we are being chashed by murderers again i swear i will push u in front and run coz if my dream the other night is anythign to go by you would be a sucky person to be running with.
      the minute he walked in the room you were squiriming and stuff. HE FOUND US THANKS TO YOU.

      well that was my eventful dream

      hope you never get me killed again

      57 weken geleden
    • Simoe Smith
      Simoe Smith

      lool ben told me. and then i was on bebo. so i did. and then you're online. adn i'm already typing this.

      OH GOD VAN I AM SO TIRED I WANT TO SLEEP. ON THE CONCRETEGTVRG/

      57 weken geleden
    • Ben B
      Ben B

      Hahahaha. -shudders- And yes, I told you it makes sense! Although I did think after sending it that you might think it was just a dash, rather than a negative sign. So that's understandable. Speaking of dreams, I had a horrible one a night or so ago. I'll have to tell you about it some time. It was very weird. Also, busy days are so lame! Well, they are when they're full of boring work and stuff!

      57 weken geleden
    • Simoe Smith
      luv Simoe Smith

      COMMENT. WORDLESS ONE. BUT WITH WORDS.

      57 weken geleden