The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

100 questions..
1. Full Name: Mark Thomas McCarthy
2. Nicknames: Carthy, Markmark
3. Birthday: 27/03/1989
4. Place of Birth: Cork
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 1st Year College
8. School: CIT
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Kinsale
11. MSN Screen Name: John Frusciante(who else!)
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: bout 12 stone
16. Height: 5'10
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Ya
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: none
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty all the way! (Hitler was left handed btw, just had to throw that in!)

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Steve
23. First Award: Probably something in primary school...cant remember that far back!
24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer
25. First pet: Cat called Lea
26. First Real Vacation: Island near france.... jersey me thinks
27. First Concert: James taylor in the point, ROCKIN!!!
28. First Love: (and only love), my guitar

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Anchorman
30. TV programme: dont really watch TV but when i do, prob simpsons
31. Color: Black or Red
32. Rapper: Eazy E
33. Band: RHCP all the way!!!!
34. Song Right Now: Roadhouse Blues, jeff healeys version. his version of while my guitar gently weeps also deserves a mention
35. Friends: Too many to name........ But ill try, Shifty, burton, fitz, niall, wayne, anto, steve, frobe, ciara, gali, christine, aoife, niamh, sylvia, jude, liz, adam, chloe, all the biys from work, thats bout it really!
36. Sweet: moro
37. Sport to Play: Tennis is the only sport i play, unless you count shooting? (with the guns obviously!)
38. Restaurant: Mammys cooking, cant beat it!
39. Favorite brand: if its comfy ill wear it
40. Store: Jeffers
41. School Subject: Computers
42. Animal: Cat
43. Book: The Bible, written by my home boy, Jesus (I know it wasnt actually written by him)
44. Magazine: Guitar magazines
45. Shoes: my new shoes, with no laces, woohoo easy times!
45. Work: bandon co-op, savage laugh, i get to break things, drive a forklift, work on the guns and arse around, what more could i ask for?

___Currently___

46. Feeling: not much, slightly tired but thats it
47. eating? nothing
48. Have a crush: Ya who doesn't?
49. Eating: same as before
50. Drinking: Coors light
51. Typing: yes
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: Look at little sister - Jff healey an SRV
54. Thinking About: playin guitar
55. Wanting To: play a gig
56. Watching: the pc screen
57. Wearing: pants shoes tshirt

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: In a few years id say
59. Want to be Married?: probably
60. Careers in Mind: chemical engineer, hopefully own my own company some day
61. Where do you want to live: end up in cork, but travel all around the world for a good while first
62. Car: Lotus Elise, Porsche 911 and aa peugeot 205, woohoo rockin!!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dont realy mind!
64. Hair length: whatever suits the girl
65. Eye color: doesnt really matter!
66. Measurments: what measurements!?
67. Cute or Sexy: more cute than sexy but both
68. Lips or Eyes: hopefully both!
70. Short or Tall: shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: not too far to either side
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hesitant

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Ya
79. Had Alcohol: Ya
80. Smoked: Ya
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: In my foot
83. Got an X-ray: ya
84. Been with someone: ya
85. Broken Someones Heart: Ya i think
86. Broke Up With Someone: few times ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: Ya
88. Cried At School: prob in primary, but never that i can remember

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: ya
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: spir

First Cut Silage, Cloghroe Co.Cork Ireland. Mowed with a john deere, front and rear mowers. raked into 10 metre swarths with a 130-90 fiatagri and a krone rake and picked up with a 7700 deere harvester doing up to 15 acres /hour of heavy crops. thats some fine ploughing there biy