OH DEAR SHERBET LEMON
YOU ARE AS BRIGHT AS SWEETCORN
AND YOU'RE AS ROUND AS A BALL
YOU FEEL LIKE STICKY SUPER GLUE
TO ME YOU SMELL OF LOVE
WHEN I EAT YOU, YOU TASTE OF SUGAR
WITH LEMON DRIZZLED ALL OVER
WHEN I EAT YOU IT SOUNDS LIKE
PEBBLES HITTING MY TEETH
AS YOU SLOWLY DISSOLVE AND DISAPPEAR
I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO GO WITH YOU

ME & VICTORIA DO NOT GO TO THE ENGLISH BLOCK EVERY FRIDAY 5TH LESSON TO READ THIS!!!

Tom Explainin Why He Is Not Infact A Ginger! (29/04/200

KATIE MATIE... THE SUN WILL RISE EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO BE THERE... says:
BUT YES U ARE GINGER!

KATIE MATIE... THE SUN WILL RISE EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO BE THERE... says:
OR U TRYNA HIT IT AS A STRAWBERRY BLONDE NOW?

Tom Wilks Are you Derby in diguise? Are you Derby in disguise?? says:
my hair is actually brown at the back and top......then gingery blonde round the side ... all with a hint of ginger goodness

Tom Is' Actually Nearly' Really Stupid (19/03/200

Thomas James Wilkinson says: you actually nearly did hit them!


Genius Insult (05/03/200

... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: THAT MAN SHES GOT ON THE GO ATM LOOKS LIKE SOME CARTOON MAN OUTTA A KIDS BIBLE


Chicken Eggs (03/03/200

19:59:30 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: MY BRO ASKD ME B4... 'WHATS TH ORANGE THING AROUND AN EGG?'... WHAT A DICK!... I LIVE IN A FAMILY OF RETARDS

19:59:48 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: HES DULLER THAN U!

20:00:11 tom Wilks says: what? the orange bit? you mean the youke?

20:00:26 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: *YOLK

20:00:30 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: NO TH SHELL!

20:00:39 tom Wilks says: its not orange

20:01:00 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: IM JUS SAYIN WHAT HE ASKED!

20:01:44 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: WHAT COLOUR IS TH SHELL THEN MAGUE?

20:02:40 tom Wilks says: its like an off-white colour

20:03:05 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: WHAT KINDA EGGS DO U HAVE?

20:03:21 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: THIS IS STANDARD CHICKEN EGG NOW NOT SOME KINDA OSTRICH

20:03:49 tom Wilks says: depends what breed of chicken tho

20:04:16 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: A FUKIN CHICKEN CHICKEN!

20:04:21 tom Wilks says: a calder ranger has a tinted brown shell like

20:04:48 tom Wilks says: the german langshan more of a speckled white/cream

20:05:02 tom Wilks says: actually you brother may of been right

20:05:10 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: & MAYBE U SHUD GET OFF GOGGLE U FREAK!

20:05:19 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: *GOOGLE

20:05:21 ... D.I.S.C.O. B.I.T.C.H. ... says: MEH!

20:05:34 tom Wilks says: could of been talking about the great Japanese Bantam chicken you see

20:06:25 tom Wilks says: also viral infections can lead to loss of shell colour, as well as egg deformities and a reduction in egg numbers. They include Infectious bronchitis, Newcastle disease and Egg drop syndrome.

20:06:50 tom Wilks says: think your brother was onto sumin