JOe Winnerloserheroineuser
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Man, 18,
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- Me, Myself, and I
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YOOOUUUUUU FUCKING CAPITOLISTS
<<<<<<<<<<<Thats not me by the way sorry to disappoint
But i do like ukuleles
not sexually
who on earth still watches lost, are they still lost? why havent they died? why in fact didnt they all die as soon as the plane crashed cos youve got like no chance at all of surviving a plane crash, just so you know. it was a plane crash wasnt it
also the so called 'emergency doors' dont open until youre like 10 metres from the ground because of the air pressure and by that time you really are fucked.
not sexually
what absolute bollocks this all is has anybody ever read anything ive ever said? dont bother
actually do
- Music
- Anything not made by a computer, its a wide range
- Films
- Mostly things that were made by a computer, oh and the third man
- things i hate
- When people say things like a question when it shouldnt be....? like an aussie...???
- Cow tipping
- cows sleep standing up so at night time you can run up to them and push them over, is that a real thing i dont know i hope it is, it does sound like something that i would make up and then think id heard it somewhere.......maybe i dreamt it no my dreams arent that interesting although i did once dream that a dinosaur was chasing me through a castle and that i was at hogwarts even though i dont really like harry potter THAT much but i dont think i was having a very nice time but it doesnt matter because i dont think the dream ever actually happened and i cant imagine that anyone has read this far and if you have heres your reward: a few blank cds and a white bin liner.
- Happiest When
- laughing, laughing at people, making people laugh, being laughed at, i dont like laughing cos it makes my face all screwed up cllaaaaalaaalaaaa
- Jaspy Wasp
- Mayhap his hair could do with a cut but does that diminish from his quiet beauty? no i think not.....that was another question for my bebo page, maybe one day all the answers will present themselves in a limerick. He spends my dollars thats a definite i think that can be included in the box but i dont care.........im nice like that but this box isnt about me its about Jasper Vivian, afraid of wasps. He has a certain eloquence with both the voice and the drum that i find it hard to place now. I can utter ubscurities like "dont expect the least expected" and "the onion speaks for himself" and ill know he'll understand. basically i really hope Blu doesnt burn you Jasper because i would be without my better half, thats u JASPER love u. its a non gay love between two guys.........a plutonic love that you might have for a dog or a sandwich..........lets just say, i hope you wont be COFFIN during the service
- Tabis poem
- Oh joe, Oh joe, is he a ho?
Some say yes and some say no
However I want to change your mind
and point out the woman he is inside
He went to the shops to buy some rum
But came out having had a bum
He ran to Tabi and what did he say?
"Oh tabi tabi I think i'm gay!"
Tabi fell over with shock and horror
"Are you sure you won't change your mind tomorra?"
But Joe the gay claimed "No I shall not"
So Tabi and Joe did a dance on the spot
What became of Joe, this young boy gay
Who decided on that rainy day
That he'd move over to the other side
And find out the woman he was inside!
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Paolo Nutini I Wanna Be Like You Glastonbury 2007
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- For people who did shit on the others 22 gedaan
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- How well do you know Joe? 23 gedaan
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Which Band? (dont pick the photo pick the band, or you could pick the photo)
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T-Rex
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Fleetwood Mac
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Nirvana
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Oasis
- Other (Other?!?)
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T-Rex
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- Hows about we rev up the old hasbang and wallop ourselves some gypsies
- Sounds like a lot of tomfoolery to me
- I dont want to be buried in a pet cemetery
- How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? 25? 16? and why roads?
- u scury companion, Wat, u poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen m8!Away, you mouldy rogue,away!
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- Bob Dylan
- Eric Clapton
- Bob Marley
- The late great Warren Zevon
- 50 Cent (omg no)
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Be interested
Im Not There, Bob Dylan movie out January 11th.
My suggestion to you is watch it.2 Commentaren 732 dagen
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Excitable boy - Warren Zevon------------read them please =)
Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
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I know i do too many of these and nobody reads them but...lol how do i sum that up?
1. What do you say most when you're trying not to swear?
well it depends what ive just done i suppose but whats the point of trying NOT to swear?
2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yeah who doesnt
3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?
Uh...Jasper? i dunno could be anyone?
4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
I dont want to wake up at all...haha emo, er i dunno i dont really have one
5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
No, i want to love someone
6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
No thats craaaaazy
7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
I would rather take a picture of me trying to work out which way round the camera goes...=)
8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
300, it was mediocre
9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
Well er yeah i suppose so
10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
Yes
11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
haha no
12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player?
Er...Santana
13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Well regular cos you never get chocolate milk that tastes like chocolate its always like flavouring and stuff
14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
Yes i think so but im not sure if it was a secret or not
15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Er...i dont care
16. Can You Whistle?
Yes but i breath inwards, it doesnt work outwards!
17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
No its way too small, theres not much at all back there really, my cats leave the stuff they catch out there does that count?
18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I dont care really, they can say what they like nobodies perfect
19. Did You Watch Cartoons As A Child?
Yes Noddy is cool
20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
Er if im honest Bob Dylan music videos? does that count? but im pretty good with Snakes on a Plane and i do a pretty good Samuel L Jackson impression.
22. Is There Anything Wrong With Girls Kissing Girls?
Well i suppose it depends how theyre doing it, youd have to show me...
23. Do You Own Any Band T-Shirts?
Yes quite a few actually,
24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
Salad? what kind of a question thing is this?
25. Is anyone in love with you?
i doubt it and i kinda hope not cos thats kinda creepy dontcha thin?
26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
Oh dear me no
27. Ever Cry In Public?
Yes i still do
29. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
Im going to pierce my back and tattoo my ears
31. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
It depends what they were of, maybe
32. What Did You Do Before This?
i watched Back to the Future, oh crap that was the last film i watched!
33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
Sophies a couple of weeks ago
34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
8 at least but sometimes i get about 3
35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
Yes cos you get fat otherwise but i eat it cos i like that kind of food!
36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
Some are but mostly no i dont really like that
37. What are you doing right now?
This you weirdo!
38. Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, it the highest form of wit did you know?
40. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?
God yes, people not being picky about spelling and grammer is how NAZI Germany got started.
41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
Where?
42. Have You Ever Gotten Beat up?
No, not badly, well no
43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
I dunno, opposite?
44. Do you like mustard?
Yeah but not too much
45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach, Or Back?
Stomach, i think thats why i have no six pack hehe
46. Do You Watch The News?
Sometimes
47. How Did You Get three Of Your Scars?
er Jasper cut me with some scissors on my thumb, someone stabbed my leg with a biro and i have a blue dot there still i think......yes i do, and erm the me3 Commentaren 970 dagen
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James Gillman64 weken geledenI would very much like to take you roughly in the barn.
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Sammi Jo66 weken geledenuhhh cnt memba added yhew x x :S lol x
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Sammi Jo66 weken geledenHey hu r you, you added mee ???
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Sam Pope66 weken geledenHahaha i can tell that to ned now cuz he always asks
hows things neway mate?
make sure your out next friday we need to get really piggy
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Tabi66 weken geledeni agree
sexy profile pic you got there
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Sorry I can't do the shield.
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