1. You're never cold but sometimes baltic.
2. The sight of 12 year-olds smoking is normal.
3. Castle Court - the traditional and best - is well better than that Victoria Square place.
4. You have owned a pair of Nike Air Max at some stage.
5. You will fight anyone who claims Calum Best's Da wasn't the best footballer EVER.
6. You're passionate about an English or Scottish football team.
7. You know what real rain is like.
8. You think if you can't see the Harland and Wolff cranes from your bedroom window, you're a Culchie.
9. You remember when it was OK to smoke (anything) in the KFC in Corn Market.
10. "So it is."
11. You know what the word 'Ballroot' means.
12. You use the words 'sweet' and 'powerful' as a substitute for almost any adjective.
13. You are a half decent pool player and know your way around a snooker table.
14. You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean.
15. Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname.
16. You cringe when you hear someone from your city speak on national TV.
17. You've been told "Wha!" at least once in your life.
18. You know at least one person called Mackers.
19. Ballycastle is your most frequented holiday destination.
20. Your Granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but neither both.
21. Jim McDonald from Coronation Street and Eamonn Holmes embarrass you.
21. The most common phrase used when you are slightly surprised at something is: "Here's me wha!!??"
22. You can tell what religion somebody is by the side of the road they walk on.
23. You spend every Christmas Eve in your local and have the EXACT same conversations as the year before.
24. You are 27, married with 2 kids, a dog and have a mortgage of your own, but if you are home for Christmas and your parents are away for a couple of days you still think: "Sweet, free house!"
25. You have been to Dempsey's for an 18th/16th birthday party.
26. You can remember seeing soldiers walk down your street with guns in the middle of the day for no apparent reason.
27. Lavery's Middle Bar was the height of your teenage social life.
28. You have purchased a single cigarette at some stage in your life.
29. A member of the opposite religion has been "after you".
30. You frequented a country park or wasteground each weekend to drink alcohol.
31. When the police were in the vicinity someone always greeted them with the phrase, "SS RUC".
32. You have used the phrase, "Will you see my mate?"
33. You have shoplifted in Virgin Megastores (RIP).
34. You have been "de-begged".
35. Your main argument for anything you disagreed with was "Sure nah!".
36. The smell of slurry in the country makes you gag.
37. You still think people who live in the cities of Newry and Ballymena are Culchies.
38. You didn't do graffiti, you gave yourself a 'mention on a wall'.
39. You remember Leisure World being the best toy shop in "the whole whil' world".
40. You have "pinged a windy" at some stage.
41. Anyone who doesn't have a 1 back and sides is a "hippy".
42. You have at some stage shaved your head, leaving a stupid wee fringe at the front, which you may have dyed blonde for that distinctive Belfast look.
43. You know what a 'Steek' is, and have a tendency to turn into one after a few beers.
44. You have had a telling off from your da, which began with the phrase, "listen Sonny Jim..."
45. You have a mild addiction to pastie baps.
46. You have at least once in your life considered sniffing glue.
47. You have at least one ginger mate, who you call "Fanta Pants" at least three times a day.
48. You know what a 'barrack buster' is, and at one time this was your favourite carry-out.
49. You have at some point 'slegged' someone for wearing two-striper trackie bottoms.
50. When some Milly's annoyed she says, "Oh Mummy!! What are you like?"
51. When your Granny says, "Your arse is parsley!!!"
52. When you say in disgust at a lie your mate told, "Aye rite. Dead on ball

1. A nice bit of ham
2. Buttered Digestives
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying, "It's too cold to snow"
5. Pretending to know about The Ra
6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
7. Pretending they're in The Ra
8. A stretch in the evenings
9. Lucozade
10. Accordians
11. Pretending to like Holy Week
12. A good auld dinner dance
13. Gettin' clattered in muck
14. Shania Twain/Garth Brooks
15. Heifers
16. Spittin' in their hands before doing anything manual
17. Steel toe caps
18. A big bowl of carrot & parsnips
19. Eating sandwiches out of the boot of a car at the GAA
20. Saying someone's 'Opened a Book' on something
21. The smell of fresh dung
22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23. Work Clothes
24. A bottle of mineral
25. Fightin'
26. Puttin on a 'ganzee' to stop them from bein' foundered
27. 'The' Hurling/Futball.
28. Being overweight
29. Wimen wha resemble Heifers
30. Saying, "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
31. Drink driving
32. Red diesel
33. The "Fear of Change"
34. A nice bit of Barmbrack
35. Lying
36. Building walls
37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38. Pretending to like Mass
39. Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake
40. A good blackthorn walkin' stick
41. Shouting, "Yeeeeeoooo!" when something good happens
42. Muhammed Ali
43. Machinery
44. Strange uppy-downy walks
45. A good fuckin' read of Ireland's Own
46. Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
47. Scandal, as long as it's about other people
48. Turf, because, "sentirl heatin's for wimen"
49. Soda farls
50. Sponge 'n' Custirt
51. America and anything to do with it
52. Givin' the dog the wildest baytins
53. Givin' the wife the wildest baytins
54. The Ra
55. Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
56. Wrecking the house whilst steaming
57. Club Orange
58. Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59. The Foot & Mouth
60. Aetin' a big feed of spuds
61. TK Red Lemonade
62. Good short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen
63. Going to "Croker" on All-Ireland Final day
64. Driving with one arm hangin' out the winda
65. Putting "H's" in where they don't belong, ie, "PisHed"

1. What was your first impression of me?
2. How long have you known me?
3. What reminds you of me?
4. What's your best memory of me?
5. What's my best quality?
6. What's my worst quality?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. What's my best feature?
9. If I died would you come to my funeral?
10. How long has it been since you last saw me?
11. Anything to say before you go?

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